people always refer to as "that slaphead"
therefor i fear baldness
I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..
One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option) so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......
For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel, Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really "in" those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)
Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..
that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...
(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling "OMG if it wasn't for Cesar's
DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys ! they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like "shut up already).
haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH