Last night I fell into a trance like state during my nightly meditation. As my mind drifted in the waveless ocean of infinite consciousness we call the "other side",I soon transcended the stellar universe and entered the subtler region of ideas. As it ascended higher and higher I found on both sides of the way ideal forms of gods and goddesses. The mind then reached the outer limits of that region, where a luminous barrier separated the sphere of relative existence from that of the Absolute. Crossing that barrier, the mind entered the transcendental realm where no corporeal being was visible. Even the gods dared not peep into that sublime realm, but had to be content to keep their seats far below. The next moment I found seven venerable sages seated there in deep meditation. I saw myself as a divine child drifting closer to one of these sages and as I came close to him I tenderly clasped his neck with my ethereal arms. He half opened his superconscious gaze and I asked him .. "who are you?" .. he answered .. "J". I thought to myself "Dr J?" and heard a melodic voice inside my mind with a hint of amusement .. "Jesus".
"Oh, I see"... He asked me what do I want to know and I answered that I was always fascinated about finding out what the future holds for us. What followed I am about to reveal for the first time here, on getbig, which I consider a beacon of hope for humanity in general and your central source for absolute truth on hormones and penile related topics.
"My dear child, he said (Jesus), engrave this answer of mine upon the tablets of your memory and maybe we can set the ruder of your fate on a different course (humanity's as well implicitly).. There is much turmoil and suffering right now on Earth. Unbeknownst to the many, the planet is manipulated by shapeshifting lizards who genetically manipulate and control good genes into extinction. If this goes on, soon the planet will be populated by what I like to call "gimmicks" who will degenerate the general consciousness level of the population until everyone becomes a shizzo. I sayd "Jesus, what??" .. he calmly replied that the human race is heading straight for perdition due to the ever increasing numbers of genetic abominations that the sages called "shizzos" which are basically ugly, bald, fat, unnemployed and annoying human beings that can run on any type of alcohol. I pictured a planet like this and thought to myself "Oh no! I cannot let this happen!!". Jesus looked at me with those deep blue eyes, impersonal as they contained EVERYTHING, of a blue so deep it was almost dark, like the Universe itself. "My Lord" I mentally blurted out with conviction .."There must be hope..what can we do as a race to save ourselves? I know there is good genetics down there and we can save those!". Indeed there are, he answered. There was a time on Earth, eons ago, when there lived a race of beings similar to our present day man but on a much higher plane of spiritual developement. The called themselves the Sons of God and rightfully so. You know them from legends as Atlanteans. When that civilisation dissapeared, there were a few noble souls who took the great sacrifice of marrying Daughters of Men starting thus genetic lineages that make possible even today the manifestation of a perfect physical and genetic specimen with those much superior intellectual traits. You are one example and there is another one in a far land they cal "Merica". He is easy to spot due to incredible natural musculature, perfectly symetrical chiseled facial features and the huge veiny penis. The people call him Groink. In order to avoid the Earth to become full of these shizzo creatures, you and this fella need to donate sperm and impregnate as many perfect female specimens as possible". I listened bewildered and could not believe my mental ears that Jesus just said "penis". He told me "Now you must go back down there and use the people's voice, getbig, to spread the gospel." I was like "Ok Jesus" and he went back to meditating while I descended dizzied until I opened my eyes again in my room.
I wanted to open a beer to come back to normal but then thought of shizzo and threw it in the garbage. Had some water instead.
I know many will not believe me, but seriously, who would make this shit up?
