Rofl at this thread.
As for my own contribution, I was working out at a health club frequented by mostly senior citizens, when I spotted a small blue pill lying a few feet away. After a quick lookaround for the pill's owner, I nabbed the pill.
I was grinning all the way home thinking I had found a Viagra, but sadly a Google search revealed that it was but a mere Advil.
Kudos to Tom for popping the pill without hesitation.... true dedication