A Canadian woman told me she had been diagnosed with a brain tumor and should technically be dead already. This was 2 minutes into date 1.
Go on a few dates, they said. Have a good time, they said.
I'm going to get hammered for this but I can maybe top.
One (actually didn't meet online I met her sister through work and she wanted me to go out with her and I went ok fuck it she looked pretty good) told me she had been in a coma for 3 months only 6 months ago and was underweight now because of it (true, other than her bolt-ons). They thought she wouldn't make it but she suddenly woke up one day. Her sister said I was the only guy who didn't sit there talking about myself the whole time.
Second, met online, face only photos. Face was ok in person, body not the worst really but past it. Tried to fuck her in the back of her car after and she wanted to play around. By the time she grabbed my dick I was over it I went fuck this i'm going home. I had added her on Facebook she took a bodybuilding pic I had on there and stuck it on a gay escorts site a week later. I had some American guy ringing me up going 'Very Nice, how much'. I said this is a business phone what are you after he goes 'You have your pic and phone number up on Craigslist'. I said No I don't cya. He kept calling I kept cancelling it.
Now i'm making so much more money i'm not doing that again, dating far below myself in looks or even wasting my time. Unless I meet someone with a brain who isn't fucked up (LOL yeh right) I can't be fucked. Cheaper and less hassle to pay LOL not that I have but fuck it makes more sense without how fucked up most people are.