✯New✯ Air Jordan's draw HUGE crowd!

[Devon97]

Clearly a bunch of fine upstanding citizens who put in a hard days work and took some well deserved time off to camp out and wait in line since 5 am for a pair of tennis shoes.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2014/12/15/dnt-tx-choas-ensues-over-air-jordans.kprc&video_referrer=

[Nails]

buffoonery

[ritch]

don't see what's so special about them.

[thegamechanger]

just some of the finer things in life you just dont get to take part in/truely understand when you're not being black 

[Parker]

don't see what's so special about them.

They have the Icey gum bottoms, and they won't be released again (probably will be released again during the summer).
You buy them now, and then sell them for a premium on eBay.
This guy could make a killing on eBay, because he was on TV. He could say that his pair were the ones on TV on such and such date, which means they could be worth more.

[Redux]

buffoonery

Why does he have sunglasses on when it's dark outside?

[thegamechanger]

maybe he's stevie wonder

[polychronopolous]

The new J's coming out? Brews be lined up all the way around the corner. 5am.

The local High School basketball game? Filled all the way up to the rafters.

The Tuesday night PTA meeting? Straight crickets.

[BB]

The real question is not who can buy them, but who is alpha enough to hang on to them. I saw about 3-4 kids in that line that look like they're going to be walking home in their socks in the next few weeks  .

[Devon97]

They have the Icey gum bottoms, and they won't be released again (probably will be released again during the summer).
You buy them now, and then sell them for a premium on eBay.
This guy could make a killing on eBay, because he was on TV. He could say that his pair were the ones on TV on such and such date, which means they could be worth more.

He can't hardly string together a coherent sentence but now all of a sudden he's a savvy entrepreneur.

The more appropriate question is where did they all get the money to purchase the shoes?

[polychronopolous]

He can't hardly string together a coherent sentence but now all of a sudden he's a savvy entrepreneur.

The more appropriate question is where did they all get the money to purchase the shoes?

Probably you, me and the rest of the Joe Q. TaxPayer's out there.

[Devon97]

They have the Icey gum bottoms, and they won't be released again (probably will be released again during the summer).
You buy them now, and then sell them for a premium on eBay.
This guy could make a killing on eBay, because he was on TV. He could say that his pair were the ones on TV on such and such date, which means they could be worth more.

What do they taste like?

[Dr Kincaid]

What do they taste like?

Like pure consumerism.

[hardgainerj]

buffoonery

[Walter Sobchak]

In Ohio a couple Heebrues decided they'd skip the line. They held up two guys outside the store and pulled a gun on them. Unfortunately for said 'Brue, the legitimate shopper had a concealed carry permit.

And 16 year old armed robber Jaawad Jabbar is DOA!

I'm guessing the Reverends Al and Jesse will sit this one out.

[polychronopolous]

In Ohio a couple Heebrues decided they'd skip the line. They held up two guys outside the store and pulled a gun on them. Unfortunately for said 'Brue, the legitimate shopper had a concealed carry permit.

And 16 year old armed robber Jaawad Jabbar is DOA!

I'm guessing the Reverends Al and Jesse will sit this one out.

Savages

[240 is Back]

maybe he's stevie wonder

maybe stevie wonder isn't blind after all.

[tren4life]

In Ohio a couple Heebrues decided they'd skip the line. They held up two guys outside the store and pulled a gun on them. Unfortunately for said 'Brue, the legitimate shopper had a concealed carry permit.

And 16 year old armed robber Jaawad Jabbar is DOA!

I'm guessing the Reverends Al and Jesse will sit this one out.

It happened about 20 minutes where I live, this city is full of fools that don't want to work but take other hardworking peoples shit. A shame why I order online.

[Pray_4_War]

I wouldn't buy a pair of shoes that ni66as want that bad.

[SF1900]

I owned these air jordans

Air jordans IV



air jordans viii

[Hulkotron]

I owned these air jordans
air jordans viii

I had these as well great shoe

I could jump nearly as high as a Heeb when wearing them

[ritch]

They have the Icey gum bottoms, and they won't be released again (probably will be released again during the summer).
You buy them now, and then sell them for a premium on eBay.
This guy could make a killing on eBay, because he was on TV. He could say that his pair were the ones on TV on such and such date, which means they could be worth more.

But nobody see's the bottom of the shoe!
But let's be honest, nothing special at all that would catch your eye say you didn't know it was a Jordan shoe.

[SF1900]

I had these as well great shoe

I could jump nearly as high as a Heeb when wearing them

I just wore them because they were in-style and I felt like a badass walking around with them. 

[ritch]

In Ohio a couple Heebrues decided they'd skip the line. They held up two guys outside the store and pulled a gun on them. Unfortunately for said 'Brue, the legitimate shopper had a concealed carry permit.

And 16 year old armed robber Jaawad Jabbar is DOA!

I'm guessing the Reverends Al and Jesse will sit this one out.

Skipping the line is worthy of being shot. It's telling everyone else "fuck you" and that kind of attitude needs an adjustment the likes only a bullet can provide.

[ritch]

I owned these air jordans


air jordans viii

kick ass shoe, I want a pair.