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What is your dream job?
« on: September 13, 2015, 09:34:07 PM »
Coming out of high school I enjoyed writing and was even about to major in journalism. My dream job would be to write either write comedy for a show like Conan O'brien or SNL. Or be a creative writer for WWE.
Wish I would have worked toward this stuff out of high school. I'm not that old so I can still work towards this stuff but not full time, maybe just as a hobby and see where it goes from there.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2015, 09:37:59 PM »
when I worked my dream job was greenskeeping golf courses. I did it for 14 years. Fucking loved that job.

Other dream job that didnt happen. NHL linesman, not referee.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2015, 09:44:42 PM »
Coming out of high school I enjoyed writing and was even about to major in journalism. My dream job would be to write either write comedy for a show like Conan O'brien or SNL. Or be a creative writer for WWE.
Wish I would have worked toward this stuff out of high school. I'm not that old so I can still work towards this stuff but not full time, maybe just as a hobby and see where it goes from there.

What did you end up doing instead?

I also want a creative job.  Still trying to figure out how to make that happen...

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2015, 09:51:33 PM »
What did you end up doing instead?

I also want a creative job.  Still trying to figure out how to make that happen...

Went into Human Sevices/Social work mostly.

I think my biggest mistake was having the attitude that I'm going to quit writing because I'm not being paid for it. I should have continued writing and got involved with creative people and processes just for the love of it and experience and hopefully it could have lead to a job.

I'm a fairly big wrestling fan but just as big a fan of Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff as I am of any of the wrestlers.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2015, 10:25:03 PM »
when I worked my dream job was greenskeeping golf courses. I did it for 14 years. Fucking loved that job.

Other dream job that didnt happen. NHL linesman, not referee.
I always thought touring musician, porn star, or actor.  I must have missed something.
I'm sure someone made assistant manager at Walmart and felt they were at the pinnacle of success.  It's all relative.
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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2015, 10:31:20 PM »
Either a highly secretive assassin working for the FBI to wipe out threats to United States abroad, or a veterinarian.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2015, 10:32:45 PM »
Tennis professional.

I was decent enough as a teenager to have people interested in coaching me further, but I got on court with the Aussie Davis Cup squad once as a hitting mule and immediately realised there was no way I would ever be anywhere close to their level. I was 17 and Becker had already won Wimbledon. I hadn't even made the finals of my state tournament.

Very sad day.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2015, 10:47:06 PM »
I always wanted to invent the Moaster Maker, but Mr. Ron Moaster beat me to it.  :-\


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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2015, 11:11:33 PM »
Creativlng/building something. Guitars, bikes or woodwork.  Do nothing of the short now and too old to change.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2015, 11:15:57 PM »
I always thought touring musician, porn star, or actor.  I must have missed something.
I'm sure someone made assistant manager at Walmart and felt they were at the pinnacle of success.  It's all relative.

unless youre super wealthy/famous/etc, being a touring musician sucks.

i turn down a few tours each year.  Playing empty clubs in poor towns.   Letting 12 people drink and leave while you're "getting the word out" about your music.

I'm decades past chasing that dream, but if I was, I'd be writing songs and youtubing them all day long, waiting for one to hit.   Gangham style can make that fool rich. 

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2015, 11:53:50 PM »
What is your dream job?

Working for Musclehunks and Jimmy Z, prancing around with a Towel.

Maybe moonlighting at the Mirage Icemachine.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2015, 01:05:54 AM »
My dream is still alive: starring in musclebear porn as a "grizzly", so old, fat, muscular, and grey-haired. Just waiting for my hair to cooperate.


Failing that, I'd like to emigrate. Work takes me across most of Asia, but I live in the same town I was born and raised in. I would like to live somewhere different. Not necessarily better (subjective), but I don't want to look back on life thinking that there was so much more to do and I didn't even try to achieve it. For the record: not just dreaming about this. Have a job interview abroad (UK) in the coming weeks.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2015, 01:13:28 AM »
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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2015, 01:15:30 AM »
full time IFBB pro,posing in trunks and endorsing fart powder for muscletech
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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2015, 01:18:58 AM »
Kai Green's proctolagist.

I had my dream job in my early 20s

Worked in a rugby shop in Dublin, just down the road from the irb headquarters.

It was so good I could even deal with being around irish people.
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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2015, 01:26:46 AM »
working at mcdonalds so i can get all those delicious food for free  8)

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2015, 02:43:54 AM »
I always wanted to invent the Moaster Maker, but Mr. Ron Moaster beat me to it.  :-\
You set the bar too high.  Ron Moaster was a prodigy beyond his years.  He made his first piece of toast at the age of 16.  Rumor has it, he's working on his next invention in the Cayman Islands.  Apple tried to hire him as a consultant, but he chose not to "be under" Steve Cook.  The invention has to do with browsing porn hands free.  It could revolution society as we know it.
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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2015, 02:48:18 AM »
Chinese acrobat.
not being Chinese is a major drawback in this field though.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2015, 04:31:08 AM »
Chinese acrobat.
not being Chinese is a major drawback in this field though.

Just cut off 1/2 your dick, smoke weed for the eye affect and use R's in words in place of L's.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2015, 04:38:16 AM »
Having enough money already that I could work at a golf course or golf store.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2015, 04:42:21 AM »
Just cut off 1/2 your dick, smoke weed for the eye affect and use R's in words in place of L's.

ROFL!...but racist post reported.

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2015, 04:43:14 AM »
Retirement

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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2015, 04:51:14 AM »
Just cut off 1/2 your dick, smoke weed for the eye affect and use R's in words in place of L's.


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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2015, 05:07:29 AM »
no job.  ;D
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Re: What is your dream job?
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2015, 05:25:27 AM »
Prosefssional photographer on full time.
No i just do it on my free time, weddings, portraits, allttle budior (spelling) that always gives me test and tren enhanched boners