Author Topic: Animal Pak is Hardcore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 8927 times)

sarcasm · « **on:** March 19, 2006, 09:36:46 AM »

"Why do i get up everyday? Maybe you're asking the wrong person, you might not want to know. Me, i've got to pay the bills. I'm not talking water and power, i'm talking the grocery and the gym membership. I do this because i enjoy the pain, i do it because pain is the way i live. Nobody understands the pain i need daily and they know tofu isn't going to make you grow. I get up because i need the pain, i need to feel the animal deep inside me. I nedd to squat something, i have to press something. If i don't, why the f**k am i getting up? I'm not going to sit in some cube all day sipping my cappucinno, i've got two freaking gallons of water to suck down and a straw isn't going to help. I don't have time to pedal a bike, that guy is bigger than i am. It's time to suck it up bitch, for me it's every morning at 4:20, just hearing the Animal in me saying, "get your shit together and get your ass out of bed, that steak isn't cooking itself, there is no other way than the Animal", hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:38:49 AM »

Yeah, Universal is right up there--or, as it were, down there--with MuscleTech in the marketing department.

Borracho · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:40:51 AM »

I'd like to see how massive the geek who comes up with that shit is. I bet you he weighs like a buck sixty.

sarcasm · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:47:10 AM »

he must be a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

candidate2025 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:49:13 AM »

otheer than the fact that its pretty cheesy..it actually is smart advertising wise. all the dumbass anna-be's are surely going to buy animal ak after reading that. ...that lane norton guy everyone was tlakling about seems like he owoudl buy it. ahaha

"aaarrggghhhuhh"

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:50:23 AM »

That dude over on Mayhem writes those ads I thought

sarcasm · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:54:44 AM »

that was actually one of the letters that some of these clowns write in with you should read some of them they're hilarious it seems like the one common theme in all of them is that they all wake up at four in the morning and they all wear an Animal Pak Skull cap in the gym.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2006, 10:06:42 AM »

If I saw anybody like this I'd tell them to go to CVS buy some Diet Cherry Coke eat about 4 boxes of Eggo Waffles and stop being so fucking stupid

AMNIMAL · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:00:36 PM »

As cheezy as it might seem to the seasoned bodybuilder, those ANIMAL ads do inspire "wanna bees" or the serious NPC athlete. You guys are probly right about the writer of those columns though, he probly is some dorky dude with a fat bank account. He is probly just writing about the things he will never have enough heart to do himself. You have to love the Iron to wake up at 4:20am and ask why am I here?

sarcasm · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:11:13 PM »

why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:25:06 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 19, 2006, 04:11:13 PM

why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?

they never stay up late.

anyone stupid enough to fall for that ad also cannot pull ass, cable tv, or anything good to read.

sarcasm · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:28:24 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 19, 2006, 04:25:06 PM

they never stay up late.

anyone stupid enough to fall for that ad also cannot pull ass, cable tv, or anything good to read.

very true, i'm just trying to picture these guys walking out of their one bedroom apartments with no lights, no gas, no running water, with a torn tank top, an Animal Pak skull cap, sweats and a gym bag the size of a mini cooper at 4 in the morning and taking a bus to the gym.

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:41:59 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 19, 2006, 04:28:24 PM

very true, i'm just trying to picture these guys walking out of their one bedroom apartments with no lights, no gas, no running water, with a torn tank top, an Animal Pak skull cap, sweats and a gym bag the size of a mini cooper at 4 in the morning and taking a bus to the gym.

Then they take it to failure, tear a pec, have no health insurance, and they have animal pak to thank for it.

sarcasm · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:44:42 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 19, 2006, 04:41:59 PM

Then they take it to failure, tear a pec, have no health insurance, and they have animal pak to thank for it.

then they have the two gallons of water to drink too.

240 is Back · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:50:58 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 19, 2006, 04:44:42 PM

then they have the two gallons of water to drink too.

Holding both in the left hand, as they tore their right bicep two months ago, but they train thru the pain. They're animals!!

chafed_nut_sack420 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2006, 05:05:05 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 19, 2006, 09:36:46 AM

It's time to suck it up bitch, for me it's every morning at 4:20, just hearing the Animal in me saying, "get your shit together and get your ass out of bed, that steak isn't cooking itself, there is no other way than the Animal", hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:20 hahaha get it? 4:20!!! hahahaha

Cause the animal needs a bong hit!

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2006, 05:08:57 PM »

I checked out a high school algebra book from the local library and solved all the word problems in it for fun.

brianX · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2006, 05:13:39 PM »

monster understatement

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2006, 05:30:49 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 19, 2006, 04:11:13 PM

why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?

For me I have less energy after work and the early mornings you have the gym to yourself here.

wildman536 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2006, 05:38:18 PM »

i have to get up at 4:20 in the morn.... i guess thats because im in the ARMY and have to run like 4 miles everyday. ~~half asleep!!

VGalanti · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2006, 07:16:37 PM »

IT's ALL GOOD

Johnny Apollo · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2006, 07:37:54 PM »

Quote from: VGalanti on March 19, 2006, 07:16:37 PM

IT's ALL GOOD

Who's that? You?

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:02:47 PM »

Hell Sarcasm here I was reading that thinking Damn this Sarcasm is a HARDCORE MOFO, then I realized once again it was just you taking a stab at someone else, SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!!! OH well!

But just outta curiousity ,not being a Dick, but do you train as hard as you talk smack?Cause if you did you would be one big son of a BITCH!!!! LOL!!!!

Just curious, Wolfy!!!!

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:19:05 PM »

why would you have to go to the gym at 4 am anyways?

Bast175 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:22:23 PM »

Quote from: Cavalier22 on March 19, 2006, 08:19:05 PM

why would you have to go to the gym at 4 am anyways?

because it's completely unnecessary and makes you appear tough?

Author Topic: Animal Pak is Hardcore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 8927 times)

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