A black James Bond , would it bother you?

[Kwon_2]

A black as James Bond is almost as bad as a White Man acting black/nignog, putting value on streetcred and rapping etc

Backwards cap, saggy pants and all

[bigmc]

if bond was black

would he be fucking fat white trailer park trash mud sharks

instead of supermodels

actually i dont think it matters a fuck what colour he is as long as the actor can pull off the vibe

[Kwon_2]

if bond was black

would he be fucking fat white trailer park trash mud sharks

instead of supermodels

actually i dont think it matters a fuck what colour he is as long as the actor can pull off the vibe

And would he always order Grape Drank instead of a Martini that was shaken and not stirred?

Maybe "It Do" would be added to these famous movie-quotes as well?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years...100_Movie_Quotes

[Kahn.N.Singh]

I believe a black man can be accepted for acting white, but a white man can never be accepted for acting black.

Indeed. This is known in applied socio-economic mathematics as the Wigger Inequality Function (WIF). The problem requires formulating a Möbius Inversion Curve which employs a half-twist to the measure of one's appropriation of white and black cultural forms to produce a resource equilibrium needed to traverse a topology of WHACKNESS. Pierre de Fermat is reputed to have worked out the problem on the margins of his 17th century French porn magazine (Anes Gras), but his subsequent petite mort smudged the solution and stuck together its pages. C'est la vie, c'est la mort.

[Taffin]

Indeed. This is known in applied socio-economic mathematics as the Wigger Inequality Function (WIF). The problem requires formulating a Möbius Inversion Curve which employs a half-twist to the measure of one's appropriation of white and black cultural forms to produce a resource equilibrium needed to traverse a topology of WHACKNESS. Pierre de Fermat is reputed to have worked out the problem on the margins of his 17th century French porn magazine (Anes Gras), but his subsequent petite mort smudged the solution and stuck together it pages. C'est la vie, c'est la mort.

Enter Taffin - peering into a thread and feeling smug for finally understanding every single one of Kahn's references - Sona si Latine loqueris! 

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Enter Taffin - peering into a thread and feeling smug for finally understanding every single one of Kahn's references - Sona si Latine loqueris!  

  Honk

[drkaje]

DGF made some stupid red drank joke a few days ago. Can't remember what she was busting my balls over.

[thebrink]

Lol.. typical thread done by a real 'mercan 

[Hulkotron]

Indeed. This is known in applied socio-economic mathematics as the Wigger Inequality Function (WIF). The problem requires formulating a Möbius Inversion Curve which employs a half-twist to the measure of one's appropriation of white and black cultural forms to produce a resource equilibrium needed to traverse a topology of WHACKNESS. Pierre de Fermat is reputed to have worked out the problem on the margins of his 17th century French porn magazine (Anes Gras), but his subsequent petite mort smudged the solution and stuck together its pages. C'est la vie, c'est la mort.

x2

[FitnessFrenzy]

?

JAMES BOND WITH THIS HEBREW: YES

AND NO, I WON'T CALM DOWN!  

007: Turd finger

007: From Sylva with love

007: Quantum of anus

[Taffin]

Honk

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Enter Taffin - peering into a thread and feeling smug for finally understanding every single one of Kahn's references - Sona si Latine loqueris! 

I wish to become that skilled in time! 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Hollywood Filt already introduced a possible "bi-sexual" James Bond into the mix. You know a Brew Bond is in the making

[RagingBull]

This applies since OP posted Vince's photo:

That would be the end of love interests for 007 like "Octopussy", "Dr. Holly Goodhead" and "Pussy Galore"...

Fitting love interest names for our new intrepid 007:  "Cockswain Homewecker" and "Richard KIELbasa"

[Army of One]

well i never took your posts seriously. da fuck kind of logic is that? that's the dumbest fucking bond candidate i've ever heard, i'd rather have some toothless crack smoking street nigg*r play bond than that fucking guy! get the hell out of here!

like i said i doubt it would become a comedy or a cliche "funny black man antique slogans" movie. idris elba would be cool for it, exactly who i thought. i also thought about few others but they are americans, perhaps we need someone who's english so never mind.

if the film director doesn't have white guilt or any robost sense of how "black james bond should be" the movie would rock with black james bond so much that it would raise a lot of hate in the liberal media, i can even see the liberal white guilt media say somthing like "how dare they put idris elba do that kind of stuff, that's racist!", even tho he loved it and enjoyed the movie mking experience, but the white guilt media always wants to have their black victim pets. so the movie could be genius with a black bond, it could rlly stir the pot the right way

see, the media has a view on how black people should play their roles. dave chappelle has talked about it a lot. but what if the black james bond won't be some liberal's pet victim, but someone who would shock the entire world and make all the liberals see how racist THEY r. because i see a lot of good potential here

He's British, he's naturally upper class, 6 foot tall, smooth, has the voice, I mean they even CHOSE him to be the narrator of the audiobook of casino Royale, did all the voices himself, link below.He's extremely intelligent, graduated from Cambridge.Im not sure someone could be a better fit, if you are going to complain about him being dark then hair dye will fix that.Seems you are an extremely shitty judge of character, but I knew that already,you saw him playing a southern American and couldn't see past it.

http://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Crime-Thrillers/Casino-Royale-with-Interview-Audiobook/B00915T1M8/ref=a_series_c2_1_saTtl/277-6402328-3340128?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=0SGZJWACCZ2QBG7VPQTY&pf_rd_m=A2YHV2RYTDNFG3&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=series-detail&pf_rd_p=426689047&pf_rd_s=center-2

[devilsmile]

He's British, he's naturally upper class, 6 foot tall, smooth, has the voice, I mean they even CHOSE him to be the narrator of the audiobook of casino Royale, did all the voices himself, link below.He's extremely intelligent, graduated from Cambridge.Im not sure someone could be a better fit, if you are going to complain about him being dark then hair dye will fix that.Seems you are an extremely shitty judge of character, but I knew that already,you saw him playing a southern American and couldn't see past it.

http://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Crime-Thrillers/Casino-Royale-with-Interview-Audiobook/B00915T1M8/ref=a_series_c2_1_saTtl/277-6402328-3340128?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=0SGZJWACCZ2QBG7VPQTY&pf_rd_m=A2YHV2RYTDNFG3&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=series-detail&pf_rd_p=426689047&pf_rd_s=center-2

i overreacted, i'm sorry. he's a cool dude, but i think he is too cute in a homo way. he... just doesn't look like he could be cold hearted. tall or no, his face looks like that of a swedish cukold. i don't like that.

[Army of One]

i overreacted, i'm sorry. he's a cool dude, but i think he is too cute in a homo way. he... just doesn't look like he could be cold hearted. tall or no, his face looks like that of a swedish cukold. i don't like that.

That's why you need to watch the guest, everyone who has seen it can't believe it's the same mild mannered guy, he epitomises Bond in it.He came from being a complete cuck in Downton Abbey too, I really didn't want to watch the guest when I heard he was starring.Very much like Daniel day Lewis, you watch an interview with him and you'd never imagine him being the way he is in his movies.

[Fortress]

The character is white.

[Tapeworm]

Only insofar as James Bond isn't black.  But a black James Bond would be better than Roger Moore.

[devilsmile]

That's why you need to watch the guest, everyone who has seen it can't believe it's the same mild mannered guy, he epitomises Bond in it.He came from being a complete cuck in Downton Abbey too, I really didn't want to watch the guest when I heard he was starring.Very much like Daniel day Lewis, you watch an interview with him and you'd never imagine him being the way he is in his movies.

i watched the movie and it was actually the first movie starring him that i watched, and i'm not a poor judge of character, u r. his boyish charm doesn't appeal to me one bit. it was a cool movie to watch once, but that's it. james bond has bigger shoes to fill. cool dude, but bond is not for him. he is too pretty. the skinny jeans and metro clothes in the bar scene, lol, the tough guy act doesn't come naturally from him and it was ridiculous to watch him do that shit. cool fight scenes though, i ain't gonna lie. i can't believe u think he epitomises bond in that movie, disgraceful. r u gay? bi?

[hench]

ive said the same thing, i watched the guest and he could be bond, he has the looks, intensity, suaveness and humor.

That's why you need to watch the guest, everyone who has seen it can't believe it's the same mild mannered guy, he epitomises Bond in it.He came from being a complete cuck in Downton Abbey too, I really didn't want to watch the guest when I heard he was starring.Very much like Daniel day Lewis, you watch an interview with him and you'd never imagine him being the way he is in his movies.

[devilsmile]

i don't feel u guys on this at all

[Kwon_2]

I can see The Guest becoming a Future Bond.

[Army of One]

i don't feel u guys on this at all

The inevitable 30 pounds of drug gains he'd inevitably go on would help roughen him up slightly.I see where you are coming from but you don't live in Britain and haven't seen the names banded about.Tom Hiddleston (aka Loki from the avengers and Thor movies) is the current fan favourite, and he comes across to me far weaker than Stevens.Times have moved on, they aren't looking for another macho man like Connery, sans Elba anyway.Flemings vision of Bond is far more akin to Stevens and Hiddleston than it is Connery and Elba.

[BB]

Bond was/is a changing character, so you wouldn't be destroying the general theme of the franchise if the plotting of the story/movie is done right. A British, yet non white, Bond makes sense in today's world. It's not the same leap as a black Ralph Kramden, or a black Superman or Batman, which would require a radical overhaul.