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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #100 on: April 07, 2006, 03:55:08 PM »
 I have listed the conditions for the challenge. It is a contract of adhesion. State whether or not you wish to comply.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #101 on: April 07, 2006, 05:27:47 PM »
And you say this isn't lies and spam....wow at 23 it must be amazing to feel 20 again ::)  Also, with all that hard earned muscle you are pretty weak, I'm a 130 pound girl and I can squat 2 plates more then you.
Maybe you need some more of that blessed Vyotech ::)
if you are really a 130lb girl who can squat 3 plates, i feel sorry for YOU, you must be 4 foot 5 with a 35 inch waist and hips the size of a mac truck.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #102 on: April 07, 2006, 05:29:51 PM »
if you are really a 130lb girl who can squat 3 plates, i feel sorry for YOU, you must be 4 foot 5 with a 35 inch waist and hips the size of a mac truck.

 Hahahahaha ;D

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #103 on: April 07, 2006, 05:32:01 PM »
I just wanted to make sure I am not the weakest person on Getbig. Right now, I am 5-9 1/2 and 160 pounds. At my all-time best, I was 174 pounds, with abs. My best lifts are Bench Press-187 Squat-238 Deadlift-340. Is anybody weaker than this? :-[ At what age could you do these lifts? I am 23 right now.

 P.S. I have not maxed out on roller skate deadlifts and squats yet. Does anyone else do those?

  No:as long as sarcasm posts here, you'll never be the king of geekness. Hell, even an HIV positive Somali became a member of getbig.com and started posting here, sarcasm would still not be de-throned, from the position of weakest of getbiggers. You're safe! :D

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #104 on: April 07, 2006, 05:34:34 PM »
if you are really a 130lb girl who can squat 3 plates, i feel sorry for YOU, you must be 4 foot 5 with a 35 inch waist and hips the size of a mac truck.

not really john....she looks pretty petite to me...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=53681.0

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #105 on: April 07, 2006, 05:55:30 PM »
 No:as long as sarcasm posts here, you'll never be the king of geekness. Hell, even an HIV positive Somali became a member of getbig.com and started posting here, sarcasm would still not be de-throned, from the position of weakest of getbiggers. You're safe! :D

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2006, 05:56:09 PM »
not really john....she looks pretty petite to me...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=53681.0

 No way does she squat 3 plates. She just lost all credibility.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2006, 06:40:07 PM »
No way does she squat 3 plates. She just lost all credibility.
would you bet your account? and she's hot as hell too ;)

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #108 on: April 07, 2006, 07:17:18 PM »
would you bet your account? and she's hot as hell too ;)

 I would bet my account.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2006, 07:39:06 PM »
I would bet my account.

Then you lose...I've lifted with Blockhead and Marshmallow and No Meatheadz, ask any of those guys what I can lift.  My max squat is 315 and I've never maxed out on Leg Extensions but I rep 8 plates on each side.  I shame most of the guys at the gym... 

Currently I am cutting (down about 13 pounds) and still easily rep 275...I get more nervous at 315 because my show is about 5 weeks away and I don't want to injure myself.  Also those first pics were taken last year showtime, I have put on about 10 pounds of muscle in the last year.  There are some more recent pics later in that thread (I look horrible but you can see I've put on size).

Oh and about your little wrestling challenge-I wrestled all four years in high school, I'd hip toss your weak sorry ass.
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2006, 07:40:55 PM »
I would bet my account.

So you've made a career out of tossing Jack London's salad . . . and now you start challenging hot chicks. WTF is wrong with you?

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2006, 07:41:48 PM »
So you've made a career out of tossing Jack London's salad . . . and now you start challenging hot chicks. WTF is wrong with you?
he's a polesmoker.
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2006, 07:42:25 PM »
if you are really a 130lb girl who can squat 3 plates, i feel sorry for YOU, you must be 4 foot 5 with a 35 inch waist and hips the size of a mac truck.

See thats the problem, I genetically have no hips.  the judges last year said I was too straight, other then having a kid I needed a way to get some curves on my body.  That is why I focused on lifting as heavy as possible (I got very nice results) and no...I'm 5'3 with a 26 inch waist.
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2006, 07:43:06 PM »
Hi LuciusFox,

I'm glad you asked. I get asked all the time about my squatting numbers and I'm always happy to help a young fan.

One fateful summer, I got that free rack, a Sports Authority set, and started. I squatted 2 times a week for one heavy set of 20 reps.  Now and then I'd add deads or benching, but most of the time, it was just squats.  I pigged out at the same time- I had just quit teaching and had nothing to do but lift, eat, and play PS2.

By the end of the summer I had gained 30 pounds (most was muscle- i finally filled out) and I was regularly doing 300 pounds to parallel for 20-rep squats, just like the internet article I had read had described. (We've all read that one- and it works!)  It was at this time I joined a gym and started to break weights over 300.

315... 335... 355... the weights went up as my reps begain to dip below 20. I always had a spotter or two, and usually finished without assistance.  Soon I was using 405, with 2 spotters, every other weekend on Sunday, with knee wraps. I got up to 8 or so very sickening reps that first time, and nearly sharted.  Rough day. But I continued on. It got easier as I hit the early 420 and 430s.

Hurricane Charley came shortly thereafter and destroyed my beloved SOS Gym in Pt Charlotte, FL. So, I joined a new gym in the fall. By this time, I was working a ton and attending FT classes. I started doing cardio- for the first time in 2 years- and couldn't run 1/8 mile without stopping. Shinsplints followed. But after a while, the cardio came easier for me.

Today I usually squat without a spotter and typically don't go over 315 for 10 slow safe reps. I don't use wraps, and I don't weigh 220 anymore. I'm at 191 today.  My knees ache most days from the cardio, so I am careful about risking heavy leg work while dieting.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2006, 07:43:22 PM »
Then you lose...I've lifted with Blockhead and Marshmallow and No Meatheadz, ask any of those guys what I can lift.  My max squat is 315 and I've never maxed out on Leg Extensions but I rep 8 plates on each side.  I shame most of the guys at the gym... 

Currently I am cutting (down about 13 pounds) and still easily rep 275...I get more nervous at 315 because my show is about 5 weeks away and I don't want to injure myself.  Also those first pics were taken last year showtime, I have put on about 10 pounds of muscle in the last year.  There are some more recent pics later in that thread (I look horrible but you can see I've put on size).

Oh and about your little wrestling challenge-I wrestled all four years in high school, I'd hip toss your weak sorry ass.
you're very feminine.
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2006, 07:43:49 PM »
would you bet your account? and she's hot as hell too ;)

thanks ;)
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2006, 07:44:19 PM »
I didn't want to make fun of this guy, I felt bad enough that he's weaker than girls.  Then he had to make a bigger fool of himself with his Greek Wrestling challenges....

and challenging girls to fight, wtf???  that's low.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2006, 07:44:39 PM »
Then you lose...I've lifted with Blockhead and Marshmallow and No Meatheadz, ask any of those guys what I can lift.  My max squat is 315 and I've never maxed out on Leg Extensions but I rep 8 plates on each side.  I shame most of the guys at the gym... 

Currently I am cutting (down about 13 pounds) and still easily rep 275...I get more nervous at 315 because my show is about 5 weeks away and I don't want to injure myself.  Also those first pics were taken last year showtime, I have put on about 10 pounds of muscle in the last year.  There are some more recent pics later in that thread (I look horrible but you can see I've put on size).

Oh and about your little wrestling challenge-I wrestled all four years in high school, I'd hip toss your weak sorry ass.

 Hahahaha...I'll see you next year at the Arnold Classic. I will bring a mat, an official and a rule book. Greco-Roman wrestling. Loser buys the winner a drink at a local watering hole. You couldn't hiptoss me to save your life. Don't back out like Bast175!

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2006, 07:45:36 PM »
just disregard the semen stains on lucious' "wrestling singlet".
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2006, 07:45:54 PM »
So you've made a career out of tossing Jack London's salad . . . and now you start challenging hot chicks. WTF is wrong with you?

 Meltdown.

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #120 on: April 07, 2006, 07:47:06 PM »
Hahahaha...I'll see you next year at the Arnold Classic. I will bring a mat, an official and a rule book. Greco-Roman wrestling. Loser buys the winner a drink at a local watering hole. You couldn't hiptoss me to save your life. Don't back out like Bast175!

Sounds good, you bring the mat ::)

Is this your sorry attempt to get a girl...don't think your "wife" would like you wrestling me.  
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #121 on: April 07, 2006, 07:47:59 PM »
I didn't want to make fun of this guy, I felt bad enough that he's weaker than girls.  Then he had to make a bigger fool of himself with his Greek Wrestling challenges....

and challenging girls to fight, wtf???  that's low.

You want to wrestle too, we could tag team him ;D
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #122 on: April 07, 2006, 07:48:58 PM »
of course with you being a girl Lucious would want you to either bring a strap on or a Sybian with you for him to ride on after all the "wrestling".
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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #123 on: April 07, 2006, 07:49:47 PM »
Sounds good, you bring the mat ::)

Is this your sorry attempt to get a girl...don't think your "wife" would like you wrestling me.  

 I also challenged Bast175 and Superstarbillygraham. It has nothing to do with trying to get a girl ::) Sounds like you are trying to back out, just like everyone else. I don't blame you. ;D

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Re: Am I The Weakest Person On Getbig?
« Reply #124 on: April 07, 2006, 07:53:28 PM »
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