I enjoy reading NelsonMuntz' stories, especially about his history - and especially because he is Canadian.
I swear, in 2004, someone on MuscleMayhem posted a thread asking if he was HotOrNot, and someone said "Where is Milhouse?" [Nelson's Mayhem handle]. The very next post to follow was Milhouse asking "Could that watch get any cheaper?"

I couldn't stop laughing.
Also, regarding his old drug stories - my opinion is that opiates are intended for long-term daily use, and are not particularly organ toxic. Whatever cognitive damage they cause is minimal IMO, but it may depend in part on the individual. I believe that human beings evolved with both alcohol and with poppies - but I think my ancestors spent more of their time using opiates, as my constitution for them is perfect. Cocaine is adulterated garbage IMO [even "the best" stuff available in my part of Canada], and can't even actually be called cocaine.
I have a choice in life - either I can use opiates from time to time or I can use nothing. No other drug is suitable for my constitution. So I literally have to pick between abstinence or some opiate consumption schedule.
Not that there is anything wrong with abstinence, despite how often things like abstinence-only programs get made fun of.
Lastly, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS THREAD AS CONDONING OPIATE USE.
Some can take them without issues regarding addiction or overdose - others can't. It all depends on the individual.
Just like how, good or bad, my body does not want me to be 200-lb or heavier. It is what it is.