Bitch, you don't even weigh 200 pounds you toothpick. Before you comment about bodybuilding and drugs, you should at least have some credentials....No college degree, no bodybuilding shows, shitty pictures....the only thing real about you is your intake report from jail for DUI. Broke ass ugly fuck couldn't even bail himself out.
You're going to end up in jail again for being a chronic drunken bastard getting that cucumber up your asspipe so say hello to Groink next time you're in, prag.
Oh boy, lets use facts. (Or "fakths", in your case)
I do weigh over 200lbs at the moment. Not bad considering I've trained exactly 4x since Sept 10th 2017. (All in Sept/Oct 2017) and doing exactly 3 testosterone injections(1 couple days ago and 1 about a week prior. 1 in sept/Oct 2017) and 1 trenbolone acetate injection (in Oct 2017)
And nope, no college degree. I wasn't or where you could major in bodybuilding in college. If I had, maybe I would have stayed in college longer than 3 days oh well I guess you live and you learn.
For as the other credentials, I do have my certified personal trainer and certified Sports nutritionist pieces of paper in a box somewhere in my closet, however unlike you , I've never needed them to demonstrate my knowledge or competency in training or nutrition.
Unlike you, Nobody has ever questioned my knowledge of training or nutrition. Have you ever had any clients? Personal training clients? Nutrition clients? I doubt it.
That being said, I don't doubt you have some pieces of paper that's a CPT, or" Master" fitness trainer, or something that has to do with nutrition... I'm well aware anybody can spend 400, 600, $800 get some books and study your ass off and take the test a few times before you finally pass. I know people like you who do this, because I have hired them. In fact I came across an ad for a girl who was advertised at a local gym as being a master fitness trainer as well with a whopping 3 years experience at 24 years old.
So, anybody who's been around this industry for any length of time knows people like you who hide behind their credentials. I have the credentials, however I do not hide behind them. I've been doing this *professionally* for 18 years now and not once in those 18 years have I mention to them to a potential client.
Me, I can show up at the gym weighing 200 lb, or even less than 200 lb, and I can walk the walk, and demonstrate my knowledge of training and nutrition and proceeded to put on 20 lb of muscle and drop 10 pounds of fat in 6 or 8 weeks, because I know how to change my physique.
You do not. If you can't even change your physique, why would anybody trust you and pay you money for advice on how to change theirs? You've never been below 35% body fat. You've never commented on anything training or nutrition related on this message board, ever. And I'm not even talking about steroids, I'm talking about training and nutrition. I would expect a "master" trainer, such as yourself, ESPECIALLY someone who brings up their own credentials or questions the credentials of anybody else, to understand training basics, or at least LOOK LIKE they know what theyre talking about. You're just a fat black. What's worse, is your a black with absolutely zero athletic ability. You're an minority amongst minorities and an embarrassment to your race. Even if you were adopted and raised by elderly white Europeans, I would expect you genetically, do you have some sort of athletic ability.
Could you imagine how desperate and broke some middle-aged woman would have to be to pay some buck tooth black with cucumber tits and love handles to train her and give nutrition advice? I'm surprised you don't have to pay to train THEM.
Anyways, moving on... My bail was $75k. That's $7500 out of pocket just to get out until sentencing. Could've sold a car, but them id still end up doing jail time. By not bailing out, I saved 7500 and got it out of the way and on with my life. Apparently you don't understand economics either.
And then we come to The "Chronic drunken" stuff. Again with facts...
Let's see, since November 2016 I have drank less than 200ml vodka, & that was Aug of last year with that DUI. So from Nov 1st 2016-Aug 12?(whatever day the DUI was) i consumed zero alcohol. Could have. Chose not to. Day of the DUI I bought the smallest.vodka bottle on the shelf. I assume less than 1/4 liter, and didn't even Finnish it before tossing it on my way to the ER. From April 20 2016- Aug 2016 I also consumed zero alcohol, then Sept 2016 also zero alcohol.
Prior to that? Lets see, zero alcohol from august 2005-sometime 2015 also consumed no alcohol, aside from vacation in Cancun for 2 weeks in. August 2014.
See how facts work? Maybe you should Google "chronic".
And far as "cucumber up the ass" in jail? Haha... I'm aware that something you wish were true, but you should really think about things before you say them or type them. You were in jail guard, so you should know 95% of people in jail and prison are less than 170lbs. They're skinny meth addicts who get caught stealing shit.
Not only that, they have also never touched a weight before going to prison. I on the other hand, was a lifelong athlete, had fought in a cage (02-04) and had been training weight lifting bodybuilding for 10yrs ('96-'06) by the time I entered prison. I also went to prison weighing 200 lb, after 6 months sitting in County Jail. And the prison I was in had a full free weight gym complete with more than a handful of power racks, flat benches incline benches decline benches a couple dozen Olympic bars full rack of dumbbells up to 100 lb, pull down and cable row machines Etc not to mention I also had a script for testosterone and thyroid and had access to insulin... in addition to the fact I "ran store" (I loaned items in exchange for those items being returned plus interest in the form of either more commissary items or coin tokens) was a "bookie" during football season and NASCAR season, and was a "loan shark" loaning money to people who.gambled (for example I loan you $10 on Friday in exchange for $15 back on Monday, or $20 for $30 back ECT..), so I had access to plenty of food, so it was no problem affording three or four jars of peanut butter and 4-5 boxes of Oatmeal.Cream pies, and 4 loaves of bread per week, in addition to buying an extra four or five milks per day, 3-4 extra pancakes and sausage every morning, all the coffee cake amd oatmeal I wanted and three or four extra hamburgers, chicken patties, or smoked sausage whenever we had them.... Not even counting all the ramen noodles I wanted.
So it was no problem maintaining 230-240lbs my entire stay. I also had a long sentence, for a real crime (not grand theft or drug possession or sex crimes like most in there) ,& had had a.standoff with SWAT.
So tell me, what 150lb tweaker was gonna try to rape me? Knowing id likely kill them or cripple them during or after? Even if I couldn't get to them myself, they knew I could afford to put a bounty on their neck. Hell, I had enough people in deep enough debt to me I could just offer to eliminate their debt in exchange for the hit.
Besides, as much as sissys like you want to believe, people don't get raped in prison. There are enough gay guys in prison (you should know) willing to sell their ass and suck a dick that if some dude was that fucking desperate, he would just pay three soups to fuck one of the the ass. Rather than risk getting his throat slit in his sleep or be ostracized by the rest of the inmates and rape somebody.
What else do you want me to educate you on?
