Imagine the looks of envy this man got in this restaurant

[BBSSchlemiel]

Now that I'm older and have one bad arm, I think about weird shit like what would I do if some dude approached me and tried to be tough or threatening with me (funny how now that while I hadn't trained for three years, and shrank taller dudes are dismissive of me....they never talked down to me when I was "big" It feels like a reversion to middle school)

With the amount of people in MMA now it leads me to believe it'd go down something like this assuming it's in public;

Other guy; "i'm gonna fucking kick your ass"

Me: "If you have no mma training, then take your best shot.  You'll be on camera assaulting me first, I'll get at least one shot in breaking your nose or knocking out your teeth, since it'll all be on camera the only questions are will you spend time in jail bragging about how you beat up a guy older and shorter than you? Or will you be in jail watching the news with a fucked up face as all the other inmates mock you for getting lit up by a midget?"

Other guy: "Actually...yes, I do have MMA training, and I'm going to kick your ass"

Me: "Do you have lots of money?"

Other guy: "Yes, what's your point in all this?"

Me: "well shit!  Fine carry on then, but can you at least take it easy on me so I can walk into the lawsuit against you?"

Getting old sucks

Epic post! Literal lulz!

[The Scott]

  That girl is amazing! Those titties are perfection.

Who the hell is she, and who is this 2x lucky old bastard?  If I ran into those two together, and he reached to shake my hand I'd grab it and sniff his fingers while looking at her and saying "pleased to meet you" in the creepiest way possible   (Too much? )

That's James Goldstein.

[RJ DRIVER]

It's pretty simple:
Woman want to be desired and rewarded for being pretty and sexy.
 Most men  want to screw woman they desire and don't care what she thinks of their looks.

This is why most cougars tend to be older females that are still considered hot/sexy.
This is why an older, wealthy, powerful man will attract young, sexy females.

Older, frumpy unattractive woman KNOW young hot studs don't really desire THEM.
Despite having a lot of wealthy older ladies, they don't want young studs they have to pay.
Of course, with all humans we'll have exceptions to the norm.

Howard your intelligent insights of love are appreciated. How many divorces have you had?

[Board_SHERIF]

All the twinks dreaming of looking like this.

He took her to a $12.99 special wearing  jeans and tshirt ? how old is this bloke 

[Darren Avey]

Wonder how many of you want to leap in

[dan18]

All the twinks dreaming of looking like this.

shes a 6 at best and no envy here get off the gear and he looks like a regular gym goer ..and fyi he needs to work legs

[Hulkotron]

 That girl is amazing! Those titties are perfection.

Who the hell is she, and who is this 2x lucky old bastard?  If I ran into those two together, and he reached to shake my hand I'd grab it and sniff his fingers while looking at her and saying "pleased to meet you" in the creepiest way possible  (Too much? )

Here is her insta:

https://www.instagram.com/strawberryteadrinker/?hl=pa

6/10 on the Getbig scale.

[myt1]

Here is her insta:

https://www.instagram.com/strawberryteadrinker/?hl=pa

6/10 on the Getbig scale.

Weird....she actually looks way hotter in the pic I was salivating over, then all her pics on insta I looked at (10-15)....where she is indeed a 6-7

[tres_taco_combo]

Notice how nearly every bodybuilder and gym-crazy “IG model” has no kids and no job. That’s how they have the emotional room to make goofy, asinine New Age, self-help posts.

i dont know they afford it!! bbing is super expensive

[FitnessFrenzy]

Sounds like the OP lusts to have his balloon knot stretched by "this man"