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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2019, 12:55:09 AM »
michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

Or so the rumor goes.

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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2019, 01:03:52 AM »
Or so the rumor goes.

Michael Douglas himself said that HPV from cunnilingus caused his throat cancer.

Women found the explanation...fishy...an d he was forced to recant, and "apologize" to women for stating this fact.  ::)

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2019, 03:25:26 AM »
Is it true that sucking dick is like sucking a raw chicken drumstick ?

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2019, 08:09:42 AM »
Matt, you get stranger with each passing day. :'(

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2019, 08:49:53 AM »
Is it true that sucking dick is like sucking a raw chicken drumstick ?

Yes it‘s true. A friend told me.

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2019, 04:14:31 PM »
Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved his dick area prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro dicks can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after sucking...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to suck so man in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

Congratulations :roll:

What has happened to you, Matt?  I know you're autistic, but your posts as of late have been fucking NUTS.  You were kissing Abeles' ass like a plunger stuck in a toilet, then you posted unflattering pics of yourself for "motivation," only with some weird, pleading caveat about "but, but...I'm strong for my size, am I not?"  I won't even mention that bizarre blathering about your "masculine features," or the braggadose way you crow about pumping out babies from many women of your recent misogynistic diatribes.

Have you taken to drink or drugs?  You are clearly depressed, either way.  Get help, dude.  I would troll and say "I fear for your health" but I won't; fact is, you're a good fella, but something has knocked you off the track.  Get back on it ffs.

P.S. -- You used to talk about your chest as a "sunken treasure" (I have a photographic memory).  Well, I saw some of your training footage, and it's no small wonder why your pics suffered:  your form SUCKED!  Bouncing the bar on every rep...that shit was hideous.  Pause every rep in training, even if it means taking awhile to get 315 again.  It will happen, because you are a strong little bastard.  But be consistent.  No cigs, no booze, and NO:  you don't need Anadrol to catch up.

The Legonairy hath spoken.






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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2019, 06:48:21 PM »
Matt needs to get a full time job, he has too much free time.

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2019, 04:57:21 PM »
Congratulations :roll:

What has happened to you, Matt?  I know you're autistic, but your posts as of late have been fucking NUTS.  You were kissing Abeles' ass like a plunger stuck in a toilet, then you posted unflattering pics of yourself for "motivation," only with some weird, pleading caveat about "but, but...I'm strong for my size, am I not?"  I won't even mention that bizarre blathering about your "masculine features," or the braggadose way you crow about pumping out babies from many women of your recent misogynistic diatribes.

Have you taken to drink or drugs?  You are clearly depressed, either way.  Get help, dude.  I would troll and say "I fear for your health" but I won't; fact is, you're a good fella, but something has knocked you off the track.  Get back on it ffs.

P.S. -- You used to talk about your chest as a "sunken treasure" (I have a photographic memory).  Well, I saw some of your training footage, and it's no small wonder why your pics suffered:  your form SUCKED!  Bouncing the bar on every rep...that shit was hideous.  Pause every rep in training, even if it means taking awhile to get 315 again.  It will happen, because you are a strong little bastard.  But be consistent.  No cigs, no booze, and NO:  you don't need Anadrol to catch up.

The Legonairy hath spoken.







Matt rocks.

He is the gift that keeps on giving.


He is what Makes Getbig Great Again.

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2019, 05:37:30 PM »
Matt is off his meds and coming to grips with his man-love preference and deep mental insecurities

There is not a damn thing wrong with being a gay.

There is everything wrong with lying about licking on women and all the desperate attempts at machismo to bury it.

Also calling out another dude for banging whomever he wants publicly and not handling it like a man and saying it to his face is the most cowardly shit, and exactly what a gay bitch would do.

no amount of anadrol will change your desire for da dick matt.

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2019, 07:14:58 PM »
Matt is above lying och fabricating stories, he is Getbigs bastion of truth after all.

A very muscularly developed gentleman with a sunken treasure, equipped with good morals, a decently sized parsh and one of the few left that can hold an honest discourse.
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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #60 on: June 11, 2019, 07:15:50 PM »
Matt is above lying och fabricating stories, he is Getbigs bastion of truth after all.

A very muscularly developed gentleman with a sunken treasure, equipped with good morals, a decently sized parsh and one of the few left that can hold an honest discourse.


Chuckle, chuckle.

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2019, 03:14:30 PM »