Author Topic: Monday gym story !!!!!!!! (Read 54497 times)

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #100 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:58:24 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:55:53 PM

hahaha, yes followed by a Tri-Shooter lean on the counter while ordering his protein shake. BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

ohhhhhh lets not forget the BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .....VACUMM pose because he just expanded his MONSTER rib cage like Ahhhnold!!!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #101 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 12:57:17 PM

AAHAHHHAAH!!! Yes, exactly that type of pussy!

MOS

MOS are you saying brianX isn't much of a man?

sarcasm · « **Reply #102 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 12:57:17 PM

AAHAHHHAAH!!! Yes, exactly that type of pussy!

MOS

hahahahaha, he probably sitll wears the 1985 comb with the handle in the back pocket so he can flex his massive 14 inch biceps while he combs his mullett.

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #103 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:00:36 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:59:04 PM

hahahahaha, he probably sitll wears the 1985 comb with the handle in the back pocket so he can flex his massive 14 inch biceps while he combs his mullett.

ooohhhhhhhhhh my LOL!!! ahahahahahaha!!!! The ole' pink handled comb in the back pocket action!!! Nice one!!!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #104 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:02:02 PM »

Quote from: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 01:00:36 PM

ooohhhhhhhhhh my LOL!!! ahahahahahaha!!!! The ole' pink handled comb in the back pocket action!!! Nice one!!!

hahah, brianX is the kinda guy who still carried a Trapper Keeper in 1990. hahaha

Dingleberry · « **Reply #105 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:02:21 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:59:04 PM

hahahahaha, he probably sitll wears the 1985 comb with the handle in the back pocket so he can flex his massive 14 inch biceps while he combs his mullett.

How can you guys miss him pulling up his shirt in the mirror? A true ab-shooter move

brianX · « **Reply #106 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:02:36 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:34:54 PM

all hail the internet tough guy.

You are the textbook definition of "internet tough guy," dipshit.

sarcasm · « **Reply #107 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:04:07 PM »

hahahaha, dollars to donuts says that BrianX is just like Uncle Rico in Napolean Dynamite when he was in the restaurant doing the arms folded biceps push, hahahahahaha, what a tool.

brianX · « **Reply #108 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:08:56 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:37:32 PM

hahahaha, you want a laugh Showstoppa, go look at Brian's workout log on the natural board he claims to upright row 235 for reps but only bench 320 for 4, hahahaha, monster innaccuracies.

This coming from a guy who claims to military press 270 for reps, but can only bench 375.

What's funny is that you're 34 years old and a steroid user, but can't outlift me on anything. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

brianX · « **Reply #109 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on April 17, 2006, 12:44:01 PM

yea and if you noticed he has no back exercises in his workout except for pullovers... LOL haahhaah, monster neglecting of the lats and romboids.

Pullovers do work lats and rhomboids, you dumb shit.

BTW, I like how your flat bench is only 20 lb stronger than your incline bench. Fucking clown.

Bast175 · « **Reply #110 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:20:11 PM »

they should do pullovers in the world's strongest man competition because BrianX does them as the only back exercise.

brianX · « **Reply #111 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:23:10 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:45:57 PM

Oh brother, and he has the nerve to act like 2 sets of 365lb deadlifts followed by 1 set of 10 is a joke. I bet he couldn't get it for one. hahaha

That's pretty pathetic for an experienced lifter who presumably weighs over 200 lb (since you're always bragging about your weight). I knew a 60 year old powerlifter who could do 500 for 10.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #112 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:27:08 PM »

Actually, I didn't really believe Brian did them at all until I stumbled across some footage of him. A true beast.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #113 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:30:01 PM »

Quote from: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:23:10 PM

That's pretty pathetic for an experienced lifter who presumably weighs over 200 lb (since you're always bragging about your weight). I knew a 60 year old powerlifter who could do 500 for 10.

ahahaha, brianX "knows somebody." You can't do it yourself, but you "know" somebody. What grade are you in, junior? Oh brother... hahahaha

brianX · « **Reply #114 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:33:59 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 12:57:17 PM

AAHAHHHAAH!!! Yes, exactly that type of pussy!

MOS

Look kids, it's the great Man of Steel! The man who military presses 365! The man who claims his father was stronger than Bill Kazmaier and Paul Anderson! BRUTAL CREDIBILITY!!!

I'm starting to think the "Squad" is just a club for fat clowns with delusions of greatness. You never could cut it in the gym, so you make up bullshit claims on the internet to make yourselves feel better! BRAVO!

Necrosis · « **Reply #115 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:34:25 PM »

the squad, what a bunch of fags, grown men who formed an internet band loosely based on robin hood, but insted of tights, thongs are issued. fucking losers, i cant get over how you fags can look at yourselves in the mirror, you little bitches can't even spot 135 pounds without hurting your backs, i got an idea why dont you stop posting endless bullshit on the internet like a bunch or 10 year old kids looking for porn and try lifting some weight.

sarcasm u smok pole bitch, man of steel, that is the gayest name i ever heard, shit, i bet all the guys go for that at the x bar, peace out bitches

Necrosis · « **Reply #116 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:36:43 PM »

forgot to mention, well maybe i didn't, sarcasm is a flat out cock smoker

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #117 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:40:58 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 17, 2006, 01:34:25 PM

the squad, what a bunch of fags, grown men who formed an internet band loosely based on robin hood, but insted of tights, thongs are issued. fucking losers, i cant get over how you fags can look at yourselves in the mirror, you little bitches can't even spot 135 pounds without hurting your backs, i got an idea why dont you stop posting endless bullshit on the internet like a bunch or 10 year old kids looking for porn and try lifting some weight.

sarcasm u smok pole bitch, man of steel, that is the gayest name i ever heard, shit, i bet all the guys go for that at the x bar, peace out bitches

hahaha, oh brother. Mini-melt.

Necrosis · « **Reply #118 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:43:30 PM »

mini-melt, is that what you call it when your dad has blueballs cause your ass is too loose bitch.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #119 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:44:36 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 17, 2006, 01:43:30 PM

mini-melt, is that what you call it when your dad has blueballs cause your ass is too loose bitch.

Nah, you are a little tiny twat, so you only qualify for a mini-melt.

brianX · « **Reply #120 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:46:09 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 01:30:01 PM

ahahaha, brianX "knows somebody." You can't do it yourself, but you "know" somebody. What grade are you in, junior? Oh brother... hahahaha

My point, which your inferior mind failed to grasp, is that there are geriatrics stronger than you. Any decent lifter with 6-8 months of training could outlift you, including that kid on the bench. It's pathetic that you would even try to brag about such a mediocre lift.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #121 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:48:33 PM »

Quote from: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:46:09 PM

My point, which your inferior mind failed to grasp, is that there are geriatrics stronger than you. Any decent lifter with 6-8 months of training could outlift you, including that kid on the bench. It's pathetic that you would even try to brag about such a mediocre lift.

You don't even deadlift, so how can you qualify to judge it lil brian? I have actually pulled 455, nothing special...just like in my original post I said I wasn't doing anything "over the top" with the 365. I've never claimed to be the strongest guy on here...but you can bet I do more than pullovers on back day.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #122 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:54:56 PM »

pullovers are an underrated mass builder, they actually do hit the lats as well. that said they certainly are not all you should be doing for back though...thats just retarded.
Man of Steel, you used to be a creative counter-balance to the squad, and now it seems you are trying way too hard to mimic them, and you are not as funny as you were when you guys were enemies, its disappointing really.

brianX · « **Reply #123 on:** April 17, 2006, 01:55:19 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 10:31:17 AM

Exactly Dan-O, plus I could have pulled something or slipped a disc. I wonder if any of these tough-guys would be paying my bills when I missed work.
Hell, I should have went over and pushed down on the bar. Stupid little turd interferring with my Iron Warriorness.

LOL! "I could have pulled something or slipped a disc". What do you think deadlifts are gonna do to your back, dumbass? I've never seen anyone injure themselves spotting a bench press.

You are a clown and an idiot. I bet you hurry out of the gym when the big guys walk in. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Dan-O · « **Reply #124 on:** April 17, 2006, 02:01:05 PM »

Quote from: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:55:19 PM

LOL! "I could have pulled something or slipped a disc". What do you think deadlifts are gonna do to your back, dumbass? I've never seen anyone injure themselves spotting a bench press.

You are a clown and an idiot. I bet you hurry out of the gym when the big guys walk in. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

No way! You sound like you've never set foot in a gym, much less spotted anyone on the bench.

The body mechanics for spotting someone are totally different than doing a deadlift. When you're spotting a guy the weight (and therefore your center of gravity) is out in front of you and your lower back is at greater risk. In order to be in the strongest and safest biomechanical position you'd have to be standing on the guy's neck while spotting him.

Showstoppa clearly made the right choice in not subjecting his lumbar region to potential injury trying to help a clown who was trying to bench way more than he was able to.