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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19425 on: December 18, 2022, 03:06:28 PM »
Fucks sake, you are supposed to only have TRT every week to 2 weeks

Tell you what, give it another 6 weeks see how you go...
"real" trt is supposed to be 250 a month...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19426 on: December 18, 2022, 03:09:08 PM »
A cheese plate with half a dozen different cheeses and a carot and veggie plate. I started with 6 small plates of these. Then they had scallop wrapped Bacon I had a dozen or so of those. Then wings, shrimp and blue cheese wrapped in Beef. I had a few plates of those followed by coffee and brownies. I also had 2 cokes. They had a decent band as well 3 judges the bailiff the sheriff some parole officers and 2 city councilmen the clerk of the court the DA plus every lawyer in the county were there all seem to know me and follow me on facebook apparently.  I have been to a couple of these events now and they are all good friends with my fiance and even asked about our snowboard adventures getting stuck in WV etc most will come to our wedding. And one lady asked me all about Rocky. I was rather infamous in town even before my fiance started dragging me to these things.


Of course they know you - if you are a repeat offender you name is always popping up on the docket.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19427 on: December 18, 2022, 03:09:40 PM »

Of course they know you - if you are a repeat offender you name is always popping up on the docket.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19428 on: December 18, 2022, 03:19:35 PM »
A cheese plate with half a dozen different cheeses and a carot and veggie plate. I started with 6 small plates of these. Then they had scallop wrapped Bacon I had a dozen or so of those. Then wings, shrimp and blue cheese wrapped in Beef. I had a few plates of those followed by coffee and brownies. I also had 2 cokes. They had a decent band as well 3 judges the bailiff the sheriff some parole officers and 2 city councilmen the clerk of the court the DA plus every lawyer in the county were there all seem to know me and follow me on facebook apparently.  I have been to a couple of these events now and they are all good friends with my fiance and even asked about our snowboard adventures getting stuck in WV etc most will come to our wedding. And one lady asked me all about Rocky. I was rather infamous in town even before my fiance started dragging me to these things.

Don’t you have anorexia and anemia ? Or are they in remission? More lies from horseshit Healy.


I thought you can’t talk about Rocky and the skateboard.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19429 on: December 18, 2022, 03:22:32 PM »
Don’t you have anorexia and anemia ? Or are they in remission? More lies from horseshit Healy.


I thought you can’t talk about Rocky and the skateboard.
Dont forget his agoraphobia...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19430 on: December 18, 2022, 03:24:00 PM »
They had a decent band as well 3 judges the bailiff the sheriff some parole officers and 2 city councilmen the clerk of the court the DA plus every lawyer in the county were there all seem to know me and follow me on facebook apparently.  I have been to a couple of these events now and they are all good friends with my fiance and even asked about our snowboard adventures getting stuck in WV etc most will come to our wedding. And one lady asked me all about Rocky. I was rather infamous in town even before my fiance started dragging me to these things.

And no one will care. They'll all be whispering about the poor girl that's going to marry "The Crazed Cat Man of Kittyhawk'.

They probably all sit around wondering what the next Hankins call will be -

Wild cat on the loose?

Domestic?

Paralyzed in curl accident?

Concerned neighbour seeing trail of blood? (clears up when Hankins shows them underwear)

Interstate doctor shopping scandal?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19431 on: December 18, 2022, 03:28:19 PM »
They probably all sit around wondering what the next Hankins call will be -

Wild cat on the loose?

Domestic?

Paralyzed in curl accident?

Concerned neighbour seeing trail of blood? (clears up when Hankins shows them underwear)

Interstate doctor shopping scandal?

Kitty Hawk man kills family after tearing his left bicep off in a curling contest

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19432 on: December 18, 2022, 04:24:35 PM »
Don’t you have anorexia and anemia ? Or are they in remission? More lies from horseshit Healy.


I thought you can’t talk about Rocky and the skateboard.

Bianca has both of them + Delusions & Very poor eye sight .

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19433 on: December 18, 2022, 04:34:33 PM »
They probably all sit around wondering what the next Hankins call will be -

Wild cat on the loose?

Domestic?

Paralyzed in curl accident?

Concerned neighbour seeing trail of blood? (clears up when Hankins shows them underwear)

Interstate doctor shopping scandal?

LOL

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19434 on: December 18, 2022, 04:58:55 PM »
They probably all sit around wondering what the next Hankins call will be -

Wild cat on the loose?

Domestic?

Paralyzed in curl accident?

Concerned neighbour seeing trail of blood? (clears up when Hankins shows them underwear)

Interstate doctor shopping scandal?

Excellent.  Let me add:

Stingray in the pool.

Choking on Peach Cobbler

Selfie ring "accident"

Man barricaded in pool table room

ATG squat prolapse

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19435 on: December 18, 2022, 05:04:39 PM »
Excellent.  Let me add:

Stingray in the pool.

Choking on Peach Cobbler

Selfie ring "accident"

Man barricaded in pool table room

ATG squat prolapse

Man vomits on himself driving to gym and crashes into telephone pole.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19436 on: December 18, 2022, 05:05:00 PM »
A cheese plate with half a dozen different cheeses and a carot and veggie plate. I started with 6 small plates of these. Then they had scallop wrapped Bacon I had a dozen or so of those. Then wings, shrimp and blue cheese wrapped in Beef. I had a few plates of those followed by coffee and brownies. I also had 2 cokes. They had a decent band as well 3 judges the bailiff the sheriff some parole officers and 2 city councilmen the clerk of the court the DA plus every lawyer in the county were there all seem to know me and follow me on facebook apparently.  I have been to a couple of these events now and they are all good friends with my fiance and even asked about our snowboard adventures getting stuck in WV etc most will come to our wedding. And one lady asked me all about Rocky. I was rather infamous in town even before my fiance started dragging me to these things.

Sounds good.

What about refreshments?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19437 on: December 18, 2022, 05:17:54 PM »
Excellent.  Let me add:

Selfie ring "accident"


This would make a great southern murder mystery.

"Hello Kittyhawk PD, my husband was out in the pool with his selfie ring taking pictures for his online friends, when it fell in and started electrocuting him. We got him out, but he isn't breathing, and he pooped his posing trunks. Send help now."

Slowly it turns out she threw it in because she was sick of cleaning cobbler plates  and hearing "can't be faded" all the time, but she wanted to keep Castle Hankins.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19438 on: December 18, 2022, 05:19:45 PM »
Sounds good.

What about refreshments?

There was an Open Bar but I just had 2 cokes my girl had 2 glasses of cabernet. They rented out the Kitty Hawk Pier for the Party was very nice.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19439 on: December 18, 2022, 05:20:26 PM »
There was an Open Bar but I just had 2 cokes my girl had 2 glasses of cabernet. They rented out the Kitty Hawk Pier for the Party was very nice.

Smart to avoid the booze.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19440 on: December 18, 2022, 05:29:32 PM »
This would make a great southern murder mystery.

"Hello Kitty PD, my husband was out in the pool with his selfie ring taking pictures for his online friends, when it fell in and started electrocuting him. We got him out, but he isn't breathing, and he pooped his posing trunks. Send help now."

Slowly it turns out she threw it in because she was sick of cleaning cobbler plates  and hearing "can't be faded" all the time, but she wanted to keep Castle Hankins.

At least it looks that way at the end of Act 2, but in Act 3 it is revealed that she threw in the selfie ring while he was at the bottom of the pool practicing his deep breathing exercises to get back his ability to hold his breath for 5 minutes (after someone on Getbig called BS).  But after an investigation by the probate court judge (who the wife knew, of course) they pin it on the the maid who poisoned him with amphetamines.  So he was already dead at the bottom of the pool when she threw in the selfie ring and the wife still inherits the house.

Ending shot is her and the judge sitting on the brown couch both petting Rocky.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19441 on: December 18, 2022, 06:27:41 PM »
At least it looks that way at the end of Act 2, but in Act 3 it is revealed that she threw in the selfie ring while he was at the bottom of the pool practicing his deep breathing exercises to get back his ability to hold his breath for 5 minutes (after someone on Getbig called BS).  But after an investigation by the probate court judge (who the wife knew, of course) they pin it on the the maid who poisoned him with amphetamines.  So he was already dead at the bottom of the pool when she threw in the selfie ring and the wife still inherits the house.

Ending shot is her and the judge sitting on the brown couch both petting Rocky.

It's like hanky clue.

Was the the maid with amphetamines in the room formerly housing the pool table?

Was it the disgruntled fiance with laced cobbler in the garage?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19442 on: December 18, 2022, 06:40:11 PM »
There was an Open Bar but I just had 2 cokes my girl had 2 glasses of cabernet. They rented out the Kitty Hawk Pier for the Party was very nice.

What did you wear to the party?

Were you able to put product in your hair or did you do the combover?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19443 on: December 18, 2022, 06:45:38 PM »
A cheese plate with half a dozen different cheeses and a carot and veggie plate. I started with 6 small plates of these. Then they had scallop wrapped Bacon I had a dozen or so of those. Then wings, shrimp and blue cheese wrapped in Beef. I had a few plates of those followed by coffee and brownies. I also had 2 cokes. They had a decent band as well 3 judges the bailiff the sheriff some parole officers and 2 city councilmen the clerk of the court the DA plus every lawyer in the county were there all seem to know me and follow me on facebook apparently.  I have been to a couple of these events now and they are all good friends with my fiance and even asked about our snowboard adventures getting stuck in WV etc most will come to our wedding. And one lady asked me all about Rocky. I was rather infamous in town even before my fiance started dragging me to these things.

Well you are a very popular guy and ridiculously JACKED!! so it isn't particularly surprising people know who you are and follow you. Your local celebrity status is well deserved.

Do you post a lot on facebook? What are the benefits of following you on there vs here? Post a link to your account so I too can follow you.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19444 on: December 18, 2022, 06:49:04 PM »
Man vomits on himself driving to gym and crashes into telephone pole.

Attacked by car door.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19445 on: December 18, 2022, 07:24:05 PM »
Attacked by car door.

Bent his titanium knee rods slipping on a malfunctioning skateboard

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19446 on: December 18, 2022, 07:32:23 PM »
I imagine Bhank ends every day by looking in the mirror and saying to himself that at least he has his hair.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19447 on: December 18, 2022, 07:43:42 PM »
I imagine Bhank ends every day by looking in the mirror and saying to himself that at least he has his hair.

Life is not about what you still have but about how much more you can take. I am not done yet. I am not coasting downhill. My training my nutrition my years of consistency lack of new injuries mental well being and motivation is high. I fully expect to make significant progress in 2023. The best is yet to come.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19448 on: December 18, 2022, 08:35:27 PM »
Life is not about what you still have but about how much more you can take. I am not done yet. I am not coasting downhill. My training my nutrition my years of consistency lack of new injuries mental well being and motivation is high. I fully expect to make significant progress in 2023. The best is yet to come.

Years of drug use - fixed

Got new doctors lined up for 2023 huh Bhanky?

Nice !

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #19449 on: December 19, 2022, 02:05:02 AM »
"real" trt is supposed to be 250 a month...

Its whatever it takes to keep you in range. 250mg a month may keep some in range (like 400 nanograms a deciliter total-test).
Where 400mg a month (100 a week) will keep someone on the high-end of normal (800 ng/dl total test).
But I get what youre saying.

I see many folks "Im on TRT" I take 400mg a week, and my total test is 2500 ng/dl (2.5 times normal "high-end").
No pal, you're on a cycle...