I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[GymnJuice]

Last I checked it was my wedding not yours seems to me I can wear whatever the fuck I want at my wedding. We have two sets of professional photographs coming one with Elvis waterfalls and Flamingos and the other at Red Rock Canyon at sunset. I went shopping the day prior with my wife and she approved the change from the long sleeve dress shirt and tie I brought with me to the shirt sleeve shirt I purchased that morning as I liked it better and it was more comfortable. I still wore my black jacket I brought with me. But if I wanted to get married in a space man suit that is my business. I like our pics and I liked my outfit

Why didn't you tuck in your shirt?

[bhank]

This is so pathetic
You were going to hide by the car then get him.
Honestly man how old are you??
Fucking retarded

When did I say I planned to hide or sucker punch him? Where is the joy in that I want to see the fear in his eyes. I would have walked right up to him when I saw the car I thought was his did I circle around and come from behind hell no I parked in front and got out.

[bhank]

Why didn't you tuck in your shirt?

Because only metrosexual fags tuck in their shirts that’s why

[tatoo]

Because only metrosexual fags tuck in their shirts that’s why

idk about that one hankins

[Soul Crusher]

Why didn't you tuck in your shirt?

Em looked good.   Hanks looked like a bum.

[Soul Crusher]

When did I say I planned to hide or sucker punch him? Where is the joy in that I want to see the fear in his eyes. I would have walked right up to him when I saw the car I thought was his did I circle around and come from behind hell no I parked in front and got out.

Did Em get a chuckle at the prank pulled on you that you fell for ? 

[tatoo]

Em looked good.   Hanks looked like a bum.

couldnt risk another easter bunny gut moment lmao

[BB]

Last I checked it was my wedding not yours seems to me I can wear whatever the fuck I want at my wedding. We have two sets of professional photographs coming one with Elvis waterfalls and Flamingos and the other at Red Rock Canyon at sunset. I went shopping the day prior with my wife and she approved the change from the long sleeve dress shirt and tie I brought with me to the shirt sleeve shirt I purchased that morning as I liked it better and it was more comfortable. I still wore my black jacket I brought with me. But if I wanted to get married in a space man suit that is my business. I like our pics and I liked my outfit

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[Flexacon]

Because only metrosexual fags tuck in their shirts that’s why

I agree

[BB]

I agree

Hankins rocking some cool tan lines / discoloration from the indoor/outdoor hat -

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[webstar]

Last I checked it was my wedding not yours seems to me I can wear whatever the fuck I want at my wedding. We have two sets of professional photographs coming one with Elvis waterfalls and Flamingos and the other at Red Rock Canyon at sunset. I went shopping the day prior with my wife and she approved the change from the long sleeve dress shirt and tie I brought with me to the shirt sleeve shirt I purchased that morning as I liked it better and it was more comfortable. I still wore my black jacket I brought with me. But if I wanted to get married in a space man suit that is my business. I like our pics and I liked my outfit

Brian two things.


1. You look absolutely cooked out of your mind on drugs in this picture.
2. Why isn’t your shirt tucked in and why is the shirt and jacket so baggy? Did you purchase it from Goodwill? Using a Vince Goodrum tutorial

You might as well have worn the crumpled khakis

[njflex]

Brian two things.


1. You look absolutely cooked out of your mind on drugs in this picture.
2. Why isn’t your shirt tucked in and why is the shirt and jacket so baggy? Did you purchase it from Goodwill? Using a Vince Goodrum tutorial

You might as well have worn the crumpled khakis

Your 1st line made me chuckle hard..

[webstar]

Because only metrosexual fags tuck in their shirts that’s why
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Or your gut gets in the way

Shirt is screaming for help.

[38 returns]

what size is the jacket brian?

hahahaha

[ChristopherA]

Why didn't you tuck in your shirt?

Untucked shirt. No tie. Christ you're getting married. He's a fucking bum

[bhank]

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It was included with the package and I saw it for the first time 5 minutes before the wedding when I showed up they put it on me it's not like I picked it out

[joswift]

Last I checked it was my wedding not yours seems to me I can wear whatever the fuck I want at my wedding. We have two sets of professional photographs coming one with Elvis waterfalls and Flamingos and the other at Red Rock Canyon at sunset. I went shopping the day prior with my wife and she approved the change from the long sleeve dress shirt and tie I brought with me to the shirt sleeve shirt I purchased that morning she said you are not marrying me in the shit your brought I will buy you something suitable you fucking hobo as I liked it better and it was more comfortable. I still wore my black jacket I brought with me. But if I wanted to get married in a space man suit that is my business. I like our pics and I liked my outfit

fixed

[bhank]

fixed

The shirt I wore is the same as a shirt I already own that is Emilies favorite shirt on me. As such I bought another one that is as formal as I get these days. I wasn't marrying any of you my wife approved so I made the switch. I liked the shirt and the pants and the shoes don't really care if you don't wasn't marrying you last I checked. Purchased all that morning for 210 dollars at pacific sunware stuff I will actually wear again. I have a closet full of suits and dress shirts I don’t wear I wore what I liked. I did put a suit jacket in for some pics. But yeah that’s my outfit in the bag purchase that morning again notice the guns holding the bag twice the size of your noodles jealous bitch

[Rambone]

The shirt I wore is the same as a shirt I already own that is Emilies favorite shirt on me.

Note the correct usage of “Emilies” since “Emily’s” would clearly be incorrect. The mark of an almost Mensa man.

[bhank]

Note the correct usage of “Emilies” since “Emily’s” would clearly be incorrect. The mark of an almost Mensa man

Again I took the sat 30 years ago I do spreadsheet work now I don’t give a fuck a pre 1994 Sat 1250 is Mensa  qualifying I scored a 1390 I am literally responding on a cell phone with my thumbs

[Rambone]

Again I took the sat 30 years ago I do spreadsheet work now I don’t give a fuck

Noted. 

[bhank]

2 sets of 20 Hamstring curls
3 sets of 20 Hamstring curls
1 mile walk

Not much but it's Gods day of rest

[GymnJuice]

Because only metrosexual fags tuck in their shirts that’s why

Even if it is your second go around for marriage and you aren't making a big deal about it, just going to Vegas etc... Women care about these things more than they let on. Even if she "approved" your outfit you should make more of an effort when photos are taken. Women keep those pictures forever. She will remember that you couldn't even be bothered tucking in your shirt. You guys will get into an argument one day and she'll bring it up. Wait and see.

[bhank]

Even if it is your second go around for marriage and you aren't making a big deal about it, just going to Vegas etc... Women care about these things more than they let on. Even if she "approved" your outfit you should make more of an effort when photos are taken. Women keep those pictures forever. She will remember that you couldn't even be bothered tucking in your shirt. You guys will get into an argument one day and she'll bring it up. Wait and see.

I like my outfit I think I look great again the shirt is not designed to be tucked in

[38 returns]

brian you look like a tramp alongside a crack whore

well done

please come the uk