I started snowboarding in 7th grade in the Alps. I am absolutely an expert rider I can still do backside 360s. I have had multiple 100 day seasons
Pffffffffffffffffft…by the time I was in the 7th grade I owned the Alps and three Eastern European countries.
I had been on a two a day split, six days a week, since I was three years old.
I would play Chess with Bobby Fischer in my spare time and kick his scrawny ass.
My arms taped 19 inches, same as my neck, and my bodyfat was -4%. I wasn’t on any type of medication for my 102 self-diagnosed maladies.