I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[IroNat]

I don't know, MM, a head denting contest sounded fun.

[wes]

New year getbig contest

Category:

225 barbell back squat for reps

Previous Bodybuilding competition trophies

Deadlift with bodyweight for reps

Strict standing military press

Pull up for reps

Rowing

225 flat bench press for reps

Rules:

Any registered getbig members are welcome to participate.

To participate, upload videos of proof your lift on getbig in each different category.

Winners of each category will be acclaimed with the title of true getbig warrior.

Loser must upload a video on getbig with a sign written “I’m getbig’s bitch” to apologize for his stupidity.

Disclaimer:

All categories above are absolute final categories for this contest. Due to the concern of getbig members’ safety and sanity, absolutely no other categories, such as bicep-ripping, vaping,  blood-shitting, vomiting, beach standing, head denting, rag rolling, wife beating, ass cracking and etc. will be added to this contest.

Participants are fully responsible for their own safety


 

LOL 

[The Scott]

bhanky puts himself out there as Mr. Nose-It-All then laments being picked on.  FTN.

[Let’sGoBrandon]

Everyone of those is a cardio based activity you don’t want to see who can lift more and the only lift you want to compete are deadlift and squat which go on my knees real fair competition. What actually matters arms chest shoulders what lift correlates to an actual bodybuilder build with big arms and shoulders strict curl.

You just described the bench press, not the strict curl.

Cue the excuses why you have a terrible flat bench press.

[Flexacon]

You just described the bench press, not the strict curl.

Cue the excuses why you have a terrible flat bench press.

He's already covered that. He won't risk going heavy benching as he's torn his pec multiple times.

[Krankenstein]

Weirdest thing....

I just got done with a massage and the therapist made a very odd comment.

"Your legs seem a little tight...usually I only see things like this when someone delivers a brutal owning to an ass clown online"

I had to tell her the story of Bhanks' pathetic attempt at a squat and all she could say was "Wow, is he one of those douche bags that thinks a strict curl is something impressive?"

I was just agreed and enjoyed the rest of the massage.

[Let’sGoBrandon]

He's already covered that. He won't risk going heavy benching as he's torn his pec multiple times.

His version of going heavy or normal people’s version of going heavy? From what I can tell he’s never moved heavy weight in his life.

[ChristopherA]

This is the guy who is saying what bodyparts make a bodybuilder a bodybuilder. He's missing half of his body but presumes to lecture on bodybuilding

[Dave D]

I curled 156.5 at my first contest. I will curl more next time but yeah I needed some fractional plates and a better curl bar with longer sleeves.

Anything over 160 starts breaking state and age group records 170 plus and you are competing in the top open division competitions

I should find a competition. I curl more than 156.5 for reps with a straight Olympic  bar.

[Never1AShow]

Brian...Brian....Brian...let me post this in terms you will understand

You posted a video of yourself doing 225# squats.  You obviously felt like they were so great/relevant that you needed to post the video.  You CLAIMED you did 15 reps.  The video CLEARLY shows that was a lie.  You achieved only 13 reps.  Furthermore, the video CLEARLY shows how much of an effort it was to get those.

1) you vape daily....OBJECTION OVERRULED.  Why should this mater if you are always "in shape"

2) you have bad knees so why should you be challenged....OBJECTION OVERRULED.  YOU are the one who was squatting heavier and heavier and heavier.  You did that all on your own.

3) His warm-up set looked prettier, but what about heavier weight....OBJECTION OVERRULED.  If that set looked 100x more effortless than yours, what do you think will happen with heavier weights?

4) Krank is melting / a fat slob / weak....OBJECTION OVERRULED.  I am clearly in better shape than you.  Also, if I weigh 40 POUNDS LESS than you, what does that say about me? I will turn the court's

5) You are stronger than me in everything....OBJECTION OVERRRULED.  Please refer to exhibit "a" below.  You have invoked the Wilk score in the past so I am using it now.  I used both of our bodyweights...and I gave us each only 1# on the other lifts.

Your honor, members of the jury...clearly we have someone who went out and tried to show how impressive he is, or rather how impressive he thinks he is.  The facts show that he was owned and destroyed again.  The defendant has a propensity of picking on people who he thinks are weaker and beneath him (women, people on the internet) but time in and time out the defendant ends up on the losing end.  We ask that the court remove his blue stars and replace them with pink hearts.

I would also note for the record that the below Wilks calculator does not include any "strict curl" category because that is no more powerlifting event than a peach cobbler eating contest.

[webstar]

This is the guy who is saying what bodyparts make a bodybuilder a bodybuilder. He's missing half of his body but presumes to lecture on bodybuilding

Thrown in the torn chest and he is well over 3/4 missing.

[Let’sGoBrandon]

Like Bill Kazmier in his prime.

But not bald, just no product in his “hair.”

[illuminati]

Like Bill Kazmier in his prime.

But not bald, just no product in his “hair.”

Who is That dad Bod Baldy ??

[bhank]

It’s over.   Move on.  Krank wrecks you in every way.    Why ?   He trains hard and properly.    You can and would gain a ton following his programming.   

He actually trains hard.   He is methodical and precise. 

Smarten up.

Let’s see the results then where is Krank pics? Because the one he posted looks like warm dog shot

[bhank]

It’s over.   Move on.  Krank wrecks you in every way.    Why ?   He trains hard and properly.    You can and would gain a ton following his programming.   

He actually trains hard.   He is methodical and precise. 

Smarten up.

No he absolutely doesn’t he post a set of 15 reps with 225 so fucking what I can do that as well and with bad knees let’s see him post more weight

[bhank]

I should find a competition. I curl more than 156.5 for reps with a straight Olympic  bar.

By all means go enter e competition then but a strict curl is a lot harder than a regular standing curl

[illuminati]

No he absolutely doesn’t he post a set of 15 reps with 225 so fucking what I can do that as well and with bad knees let’s see him post more weight

No you didn't do 15 reps you only  managed 13 reps - can you actually count?, 20watt

[Dave D]

By all means go enter e competition then but a strict curl is a lot harder than a regular standing curl

Okay.

[delon]

Bhanks is like Kevin McCarthy- keeps on getting beaten down time and again but stubbornly refuses to accept defeat

And yet finally won on the 15th vote, or maybe it was the 13th, a lot of confusion these days over those two numbers

Will he get his "it's not how you start its how you finish" moment ? ...

[Dave D]

Bhanks is like Kevin McCarthy- keeps on getting beaten down time and again but stubbornly refuses to accept defeat

And yet finally won on the 15th vote, or maybe it was the 13th, a lot of confusion these days over those two numbers

Will he get his "it's not how you start its how you finish" moment ? ...

I think we all know how it’s going to end for Bhanks……

[wes]

No he absolutely doesn’t he post a set of 15 reps with 225 so fucking what I can do that as well and with bad knees let’s see him post more weight

If I`m not mistaken,Krank has had surgery on his knees also.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT OR FESS UP TO BEING A LOSER.

[Gym Rat]

Like Bill Kazmier in his prime.
But not bald, just no product in his “hair.”

Yes, yes, we know, you have bad knee's...

[bhank]

No you didn't do 15 reps you only  managed 13 reps - can you actually count?, 20watt

I wasn’t trying to max a damn thing I had just gotten back from snowboarding and hadn’t squatted in a month and didn’t even have my stance correct which is why it’s called a warmup set. I did a better set months prior again no one told me it was a fucking contest are you kidding?

[bhank]

If I`m not mistaken,Krank has had surgery on his knees also.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT OR FESS UP TO BEING A LOSER.

Knee not knees and he doesn’t have 25 years of post surgical decline I had hardware put into my knees in 1997

[IroNat]

Bhanks is like Kevin McCarthy the Jonas Brothers - keeps on getting beaten down time and again but stubbornly refuses to accept defeat