Dearest Bitch Brian,
Holy shit!!! I went back and watched your 225x13 and was shocked. You have the balls to say your squat was anywhere close to mine??? I was touching hamstrings to calves. With you, your hamstrings were at least 1 hankinshead distance from your claves.
Get the fuck out of here with comparing yourself to me. Your squats are TGI fridays well done sirloin compared to my Ruth Criss medium rare filet.
Sincerely,
Your Master, Krankenstein