Fuck it,I`ll try to give it a shot.....fill in any I missed !

stomach ulcers
bone on bone knees
3 shoulder surgeries
torn pec
torn bicep
extra lat/back muscle that no other Earthling posesses
sudden vomiting
sudden diahreah
sudden bleeding from the anus
Crohns Disease
Edema
vascular feet LOL

male pattern balding
overeating way too much food at one sitting creating digestive issues
Extreme Narcisism Disorder
the need to gloat
not able to give anyone other than himself credit
etc. etc.