Not sure of the position in the US, but here in the UK a girlfriend like this brings additional 'fringe' benefits, such as:
- Free (and reserved) parking absolutely everywhere
- Guaranteed front row seats at concerts and sporting events
- No queuing at theme parks, to name but a few
So
What say you GetBig..? Brother Abraham - I'm looking in your direction?
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