WYHI (equipment edition)

[Taffin]

Not sure of the position in the US, but here in the UK a girlfriend like this brings additional 'fringe' benefits, such as:

-   Free (and reserved) parking absolutely everywhere
-   Guaranteed front row seats at concerts and sporting events
-   No queuing at theme parks, to name but a few

So

What say you GetBig..?  Brother Abraham - I'm looking in your direction?

[BB]

2, 1, 3 . All of them with vigor and aplomb.

[Taffin]

That's the spirit!

Forgot one specially for ThisIsOverload

[Taffin]

2, 1, 3 . All of them with vigor and aplomb.

And the brakes on

Safety first fella, don't want any accidents

[Humble Narcissist]

2, 1, 3 . All of them with vigor and aplomb.

How does #2 have her leg up like that?  Is she a fake cripple?

[GymnJuice]

1,3,2

[joswift]

How does #2 have her leg up like that?  Is she a fake cripple?

yes, because all people in wheel chairs have their legs fixed in the sitting position...

[BB]

How does #2 have her leg up like that?  Is she a fake cripple?

Fat people have "Feeders", good looking handicap girls have "Devotees" , I wouldn't be surprised if there are hustlers.

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[Henda]

With either one of them would run pushing them as fast as possible toward the bed before stopping abruptly so they tip onto the bed then fuck vigorously in whatever crumpled heap position they land in

[gym**rat]

I heard they were all hard core gang members. I believe they are involved with the Crips.

[Humble Narcissist]

Fat people have "Feeders", good looking handicap girls have "Devotees" , I wouldn't be surprised if there are hustlers.

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Why don't they just date black guys like all the other fatties?

[ThisisOverload]

That's the spirit!

Forgot one specially for ThisIsOverload

Thank you kind sir!

And yes, would smash.

Love the wavy hair.

[Taffin]

With either one of them would run pushing them as fast as possible toward the bed before stopping abruptly so they tip onto the bed then fuck vigorously in whatever crumpled heap position they land in

[AbrahamG]

Not sure of the position in the US, but here in the UK a girlfriend like this brings additional 'fringe' benefits, such as:

-   Free (and reserved) parking absolutely everywhere
-   Guaranteed front row seats at concerts and sporting events
-   No queuing at theme parks, to name but a few

So

What say you GetBig..?  Brother Abraham - I'm looking in your direction?

2,3 or 3,2.  Order doesn't matter to me.  I'd throw 1 a bone but 2 & 3 I'd eat that muff like it was going out of style.  @Henda - that sounds like a fantastic idea.  You have to come up with a name for that particular activity. 

@Taffin - you are a beautiful man who'd I'd gladly have a pint with or even some tea and crumpets. 

[BlackMetallic]

I worship the ground these people can’t walk on

[Taffin]

2,3 or 3,2.  Order doesn't matter to me.  I'd throw 1 a bone but 2 & 3 I'd eat that muff like it was going out of style.  @Henda - that sounds like a fantastic idea.  You have to come up with a name for that particular activity. 

@Taffin - you are a beautiful man who'd I'd gladly have a pint with or even some tea and crumpets.

You're too kind, I'm sure (blush) - the feeling is mutual (nh)

I did have a split-second crazy thought the other day though - it's total bullshit and will never happen - but as I was drifting off to sleep I was sort of putting together in my head a trip to the US next July to see Wes and bhank compete - kind of a GetBig GetTogether... I'd be the guardian of Wes' fanny-pack, etc. and you and me could go hunt down a she-beast and give her a spit-roast... wipe our c0cks off on the hotel curtains afterwards, the lot... i'was beautiful, mang...

[Taffin]

I worship the ground these people can’t walk on

Oof!

[AbrahamG]

You're too kind, I'm sure (blush) - the feeling is mutual (nh)

I did have a split-second crazy thought the other day though - it's total bullshit and will never happen - but as I was drifting off to sleep I was sort of putting together in my head a trip to the US next July to see Wes and bhank compete - kind of a GetBig GetTogether... I'd be the guardian of Wes' fanny-pack, etc. and you and me could go hunt down a she-beast and give her a spit-roast... wipe our c0cks off on the hotel curtains afterwards, the lot... i'was beautiful, mang...

Parsh Blue Steel Throbber!  That would be awesome though.  I am a 4 hour drive from Pittsburg and if Wes competes, I'll be there.  I'd be down to meet any of my getbig brethren.  Never say never my brother.   

[Irongrip400]

If they’re paralyzed do they still have feeling in their lady parts?

[Taffin]

If they’re paralyzed do they still have feeling in their lady parts?

Yes.  In fact they actually have more feeling than 'normal' down there, because the reduced volume of blood concentrates their natural hormone level.  This gives them a stronger sex drive, etc.

[Taffin]

^^^

That is of course totally made up bullsh1t... 

[Taffin]

Yowser!!!!!!

[AbrahamG]

Yowser!!!!!!

What is she missing?  Fingers or toes?  Two vaginas? 

[King Shizzo]

I worship the ground these people can’t walk on

[wes]

With either one of them would run pushing them as fast as possible toward the bed before stopping abruptly so they tip onto the bed then fuck vigorously in whatever crumpled heap position they land in