A gay reimagining of the infamous tongue scene -
Tony - This is paradise, I'm telling you. This town's like a great big ass just waiting to get fucked, I should've come here years ago. I'd have been a millionaire by this time, By this time, I'd have had my own boat, my own car, my own gloryholes in South Beach bathrooms.
Manolo - You know what I want? A line of blue jeans. With my name written on the back of dudes's asses.
Tony - How's that? That sound's crazy to me.
*BHank enters scene.*
Manolo - Look at that, Look. You're missing the sights. That's what you're doing. We're missing the action.
Tony - Want to have some cobbler with my friend and me?
BHank - Get lost greaseball.
Manolo - Look at that. Cobbler, you said cobbler.
Tony - Bodybuilders like cobbler.
Manolo - Come on, man. That's not gonna work. You can't do it that way. You know how you pick up guys in this country?
*Licks rim of beer bottle, and works the hole*
Tony - What was that? What you just did?
Manolo - That's what you do. *Does it again*
Tony - That's disgusting. Look at that. You look like a lizard. Like a bug coming out of your mouth.
Manolo - That figures you wouldn't understand. But the men in this country, when you do that, they know.
Tony - They know what?
Manolo - It'll take practice, but you gotta learn. Men love when you suck the dick and cradle the balls.
Tony - Look at that.
*Points to elderly Primemuscle-esque man on deckchair*
Manolo - He's looking at us.
Tony - You think you can do it with him?
Manolo - I think I can.
Tony - You want to try it with him?
Manolo - Why not? You gonna watch me?
Tony - I'm looking at you. Go ahead. You won't do it.
Manolo - Watch this.
Tony - I'm with you, man.
Manolo - I'm gonna get him.
Tony - Go ahead, Romeo! Do your thing.
Manolo - Just be quiet. Just hang back.
*Walks to man on deck chair*
Manolo - You're looking very handsome today in your orange swim trunks. Yes, you. I've been watching you.
*Tony talks to playing kids*
Tony - You want to see something funny? Take a look over there, see that man? Watch that guy. I gotta sit down here. I gotta watch my friend. He gonna stick his tongue out to that guy.
*Manolo does beer bottle thing*
Old Man - "Oh, you're sick". *smiles, walks off with Manolo toward bathrooms*.
*Tony walks back to table sad, nurses drink*
Tony - What I try to tell you? This country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the power, then you get the man-ass. Unless you know how to suck dick, then you make your own moves.
