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joswift

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Seriously?
« on: March 29, 2022, 03:33:07 PM »
An ICU nurse doing an online training course got this question.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2022, 03:34:33 PM »
This world has jumped the shark. Almost time for me to check out.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2022, 03:35:44 PM »
Well, if those are the only two selections wtf would be correct?

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2022, 03:38:22 PM »
It might be partially correct, Vince is exercising here:


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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2022, 03:40:19 PM »
It might be partially correct, Vince is exercising here:



Hahahaha

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2022, 03:57:51 PM »
It might be partially correct, Vince is exercising here:



LMAO!

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2022, 04:03:34 PM »
It might be partially correct, Vince is exercising here:


Can't be Vince. That guy doesn't weigh enough.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2022, 04:21:01 PM »
CLOWN WORLD OF PEACE

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2022, 04:29:19 PM »
God fucking forbid some big obese cunt be deemed to be the slightest bit responsible for the disgusting eyesore they are. That would be tragic

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2022, 04:41:59 PM »
Obligatory





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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2022, 05:11:32 PM »


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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2022, 06:47:39 PM »
It's one of those Great Demoralization efforts, instantiating the underlying claim that objective reality doesn't exist and reality is anything you believe it to be.

It would be fine, except that person would lose his/her job as an ICU nurse over it. My gf's "Aged Care Training" was a similar exercise in postmodernist hoop jumping, including transexuality, homosexuality, racial awareness, cultural awareness, etc, on and on, and it was almost entirely devoid of information on how to look after old people. I called it Prayer Rugs For Gay Muslims Training. There was nothing about how to help an elderly person stand up out of a chair. It was all woke stuff instead. Frighteningly inapplicable. Woke to the point of negligent.


It's hard to miss the goofiness of applying the binary conditions of truth and falsity when the presumption is that there's no such thing as truth or reality.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2022, 07:33:30 PM »
Idiocracy really is here


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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2022, 07:38:31 PM »
An ICU nurse doing an online training course got this question.

What is the right answer ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2022, 07:56:42 PM »
What is the right answer ???
They will probably claim genetics.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2022, 07:57:27 PM »
MSNBC says it it Trump.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2022, 08:05:24 PM »
"We don't know what causes it, but it's not that" is the answer. 

ps the word Obesity will probably only be around for another six months or so.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2022, 08:07:36 PM »
I had to take an online driver safety course for work.  Multiple choice questions, and one was:

One motorist is on a roadway and another wants to enter the roadway but faces a yield sign.
Which motorist has right-of-way?

Correct answer was “neither,” because all motorists must do their part to keep the roads safe.

I guess LEO have stopped issuing failure to yield tickets.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2022, 08:07:40 PM »
What is the right answer ???

The answer is True, even if there are exceptions it is more true than false.

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2022, 10:19:39 PM »
Yeah body

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2022, 12:14:30 AM »
It has to be c0vid

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2022, 08:12:15 AM »
An ICU nurse doing an online training course got this question.


C) Being a worthless lazy drain on society

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2022, 08:26:46 AM »
C) Being a worthless lazy drain on society

Haha yes this

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2022, 08:56:54 AM »
An ICU nurse doing an online training course got this question.


Maybe a thyroid problem?   ;D :D

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2022, 10:31:19 AM »
Fat parents.