Author Topic: Haku stories (Read 2233 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** July 28, 2022, 11:20:38 AM »

Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google, quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

robcguns · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2022, 05:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on July 28, 2022, 11:20:38 AM

Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google, quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

I’m sure there are guys no one ever heard of that would rip him a new asshole. Could he really beat a prime Tyson? Prob not.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2022, 05:44:59 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on July 28, 2022, 11:20:38 AM

Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google, quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

Sounds like he makes your butthole quiver.

tom joad · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2022, 06:01:25 PM »

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2022, 06:14:09 PM »

I agree with rbc guns I am sure Brock lesnar and Kurt angle would have but raped him as well

Flexacon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2022, 06:21:27 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on July 28, 2022, 06:14:09 PM

I agree with rbc guns I am sure Brock lesnar and Kurt angle would have but raped him as well

Add Bhanky to the list and his shoulder lock throws

Grape Ape · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2022, 08:17:50 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on July 28, 2022, 11:20:38 AM

Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google, quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

Haikus are 5-7-5 brah.

This is 14-9-15-12

GymnJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2022, 04:14:06 AM »

The Hanky Haiku:

Nutrition Cocoon,
Bioidentical Drugs,
Certain early death

Rambone · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2022, 06:17:45 AM »

Quote from: tom joad on July 28, 2022, 06:01:25 PM

Cool vid!

Darren Avey · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2022, 07:36:20 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on July 28, 2022, 06:14:09 PM

I agree with rbc guns I am sure Brock lesnar and Kurt angle would have but raped him as well

According to perry Saturn, brock would be dead in 33 seconds against meng. That includes the time it takes to put his JD down

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2022, 02:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on July 29, 2022, 07:36:20 AM

According to perry Saturn, brock would be dead in 33 seconds against meng. That includes the time it takes to put his JD down

I seriously doubt that Brock fought professionally haku fought drunk white trash in bar fights and trust me Karelian would bend him over and ass fuck him if haku was this ultimate bad ass how come he never fought in boxing or the ufc or k-1

Flexacon · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:05:40 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on July 29, 2022, 02:59:46 PM

I seriously doubt that Brock fought professionally haku fought drunk white trash in bar fights and trust me Karelian would bend him over and ass fuck him if haku was this ultimate bad ass how come he never fought in boxing or the ufc or k-1

It's not like those UFC guys in the early days made much money, so what would be the point?

Some legitimate tough guys also actually prefer not having to fight, not because they're scared or anyone but because they don't like who they become when they do.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:15:17 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on July 29, 2022, 02:59:46 PM

I seriously doubt that Brock fought professionally haku fought drunk white trash in bar fights and trust me Karelian would bend him over and ass fuck him if haku was this ultimate bad ass how come he never fought in boxing or the ufc or k-1

Because he didn't need to prove shit

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Flexacon on July 29, 2022, 03:05:40 PM

It's not like those UFC guys in the early days made much money, so what would be the point?

Some legitimate tough guys also actually prefer not having to fight, not because they're scared or anyone but because they don't like who they become when they do.

Trust me if he was that tough he would have fought as a hw boxer Larry Holmes made more money for his one fight vs ferry cooney than haku made his whole life I’m not taking away he was tough but there is a huge difference between professional fighters and street fighters who fight drunk white trash in bars

Hulkotron · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:52:08 PM »

Most Haku stories seem to be about how crazy he was, not necessarily that he was some elite fighter.

Dave D · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2022, 05:07:09 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on July 29, 2022, 03:28:17 PM

Trust me if he was that tough he would have fought as a hw boxer Larry Holmes made more money for his one fight vs ferry cooney than haku made his whole life I’m not taking away he was tough but there is a huge difference between professional fighters and street fighters who fight drunk white trash in bars

What was Larry Holmes record as a street fighter?

Did he ever bite off a nose or pop an eye out of socket?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #16 on:** July 29, 2022, 05:10:06 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on July 29, 2022, 05:07:09 PM

What was Larry Holmes record as a street fighter?

Did he ever bite off a nose or pop an eye out of socket?

This is the kind of thing I’m getting at in my post above. It’s what all the Haku stories are like.

Does it make him an excellent fighter? I think it just makes him a psycho (although I certainly wouldn’t fight him haha).

Maybe that’s exactly what makes him a feared fighter now that I think about it a little more. There’s a difference between fighting a guy who is just going to kick your ass vs. a guy who is going to pull your teeth out.