What caused the house to collide with her car?
Why aren't they investigating?
Eye witness reports of a powerful tornado with a hideous bull dyke caught in the funnel, furiously pedaling a bicycle while screaming,
"I'll get you! And your little pussy!" just prior to Miss Heche slamming into the home.
Two "rainbow" sneakers attached to a pair of macaroni-like legs were seen sticking out from underneath Heche's car but then suddenly curled up and withered leaving only the sneakers which were scooped up and whisked away by a rather flamboyant man identified from satellite photos from the "Folsom Street Faire" as "Outer-bhanky-Spanky".
He made his getaway squealing "There's no place like no Homo!"
Witnesses said that the sight of this Man among manlets caused them all to be burded with a boner that could cut diamonds. Multiple freaks at the scene remarked how they would talk with him if only they could...
What a Maroon!
