The Annie and Arnie Show
Season 1/Ep 1 “The Pilot”
*Arnold enters through the front door after working all day at the local sheet metal factory*
*the live studio audience erupts in applause for 10 seconds*
*Arnold, still wearing his hard hat, flashes his signature, gap-toothed smile*
*Anne is clearly agitated and tweaking on the couch while scrolling on Instagram*
Annie: Arnold, what must your special woman look like?
Arnie: lt really doesn't matter. l like them with short hair, with burnt hair, with fire red hair, with charred breasts, with scarred breasts, a big ass, a flaming ass cooked with Mini Cooper gas. If their driving is great and if they're charming....