Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[Rambone]

i never hear the term horseshoe tricep anymore

Nowadays it’s “intimidating triceps” according to Getbig

[38 returns]

sadly padilla is under 200lb- symmetrical perfection

so would disappear stood next to hanky if he were stupid enough to enter the same contest

[JustPlaneJane]

The girls at work have voted this pic into the "touch the heinie" category.

[Taffin]

Padilla shows the correct way to pose a side tri

Clearly missed his sausage meat and taco macros...

(tacros?)

[Krankenstein]

The girls at work have voted this pic into the "touch the heinie" category.

I will not tolerate the objectification of my heinie*





* Unless said girls are single and could match me with a "who wore it better" pic

[wes]

Clearly missed his sausage meat and taco macros...

(tacros?)

 

Almost the same death face as Hanky minus the triple chins !!

[bhank]

The back is leaning out give it a week

[wes]

The back is leaning out give it 7 weeks

FIXED

[Krankenstein]

The back is leaning out give it a week

a week for you to come up with another excuse of why you can't, couldn't, didn't, etc do the show? 

my back beats yours....even with my 11" arms

[hench]

Back is muscular but not enough for stage, alot of musculature/development missing.
Mind you I keep forgetting how horrible the others looked in your category from last year.

The back is leaning out give it a week

[Krankenstein]

Hanky logic:

1) Bodybuilding - Dorian Yates : "brian, let me help you with your diet"
2) Swimming - Michael Phelps : "brian let me teach you how to do that stroke right"
3) Hockey - Wayne Gretzky : "Brian let me show you how to skate better"
4) Baseball - Nolan Ryan : "Brian, let me show you how to pitch better"
5) Racing - Jeff Gordon : "Hanks, I have some tips for you"
6) Golf - John Daily : "Brian, I can show you how to hit the ball longer"
7) Sex - Chris Duffy : "Brian, let me show you a few tricks"

Brian's response to #1 - #6 = Fuck all of you, you look like shit.  You couldn't hang with me today

Brian's response to #7 = "MMmmph....mmmmph....mmmm m....gobble.....gag....m mmph mmmph"

[Rambone]

Are hats allowed as props on the bodybuilding stage? If Kai can dress all gay like the gimp from Pulp Fiction, I think Brian should be able to provide sufficient scalp coverage for the unforgiving lights that can easily pierce through the thickest of peach fuzz. Maybe a doctor’s note or a medical waiver would suffice 

[Raymondo]

Are hats allowed as props on the bodybuilding stage? If Kai can dress all gay like the gimp from Pulp Fiction, I think Brian should be able to provide sufficient scalp coverage for the unforgiving lights that can easily pierce through the thickest of peach fuzz. Maybe a doctor’s note or a medical waiver would suffice 

Why would he need it though, he's not bald remember?

Next weekend is going to be such a fucking circus, I can hardly wait.

[webstar]

The back is leaning out give it a week

Brian, real question why are you wearing a hat indoors when working?

I notice you don’t wear a hat in your front shots as you have a comb over.

However, when you post a back shot you are wearing a hat.

Is it to cover the large bald spot on the top of your head?

[wes]

Brian, real question why are you wearing a hat indoors when working?

[Raymondo]

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This guy was in such a rush to show off to Getbig, he put his pants on backward (and it looks like he's got a rod going ).

Don't know how I missed this gem 

[38 returns]

brian your back is now not only flat but lacking detail for a week out

well done

no size

amateur gymnast conditioning

[38 returns]

and fat outer lower back side of waist

[Soul Crusher]

Don't know how I missed this gem 

no fng way he shows up now. 

[Taffin]

Almost the same death face as Hanky minus the triple chins !!

Actually, now he's got his peppers for his omelettes and his chicken dumpling 'stuff', I think Hanky is getting close to this 

[Rambone]

I think he’s stage ready. He doesn’t have wrinkles in his back

[JustPlaneJane]

I will not tolerate the objectification of my heinie*


* Unless said girls are single and could match me with a "who wore it better" pic

We need to talk.

[Raymondo]

Children with Down's syndrome see this retard's retard walk into a store and go, let's get the fuck out of here, this guy's a retard.

[Taffin]

I think he’s stage ready. He doesn’t have wrinkles in his back

Yea, he's fucken shredded now - like this - competition hasn't got a chance - he's a lock

[Taffin]

Yea, he's fucken shredded now - like this - competition hasn't got a chance - he's a lock c0ck

Sorry - typo