Hanky logic:
1) Bodybuilding - Dorian Yates : "brian, let me help you with your diet"
2) Swimming - Michael Phelps : "brian let me teach you how to do that stroke right"
3) Hockey - Wayne Gretzky : "Brian let me show you how to skate better"
4) Baseball - Nolan Ryan : "Brian, let me show you how to pitch better"
5) Racing - Jeff Gordon : "Hanks, I have some tips for you"
6) Golf - John Daily : "Brian, I can show you how to hit the ball longer"
7) Sex - Chris Duffy : "Brian, let me show you a few tricks"
Brian's response to #1 - #6 = Fuck all of you, you look like shit. You couldn't hang with me today
Brian's response to #7 = "MMmmph....mmmmph....mmmm m....gobble.....gag....m mmph mmmph"