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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4875 on: April 16, 2023, 11:11:53 AM »
you guys give brian such a hard time.  but i bet he would have one of the top three builds
at any construction site in his state!!  he's that good!!

Got me until the construction site.....DAMN YOU!!!   ;D ;D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4876 on: April 16, 2023, 11:12:00 AM »
Em spends most nights thinking this

I wonder if hanks has to wear a diaper ?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4877 on: April 16, 2023, 11:16:25 AM »
Lmao, Brian.

You realize how slanted this is?

There is a reason your body is Lob-sided .

You might want to try unilateral presses.

This video just proves how stupid you are.
he looks like someone who has just started training before they get co-ordinated.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4878 on: April 16, 2023, 11:18:31 AM »
If any of you actually believe that by all means show up next Sunday I hope you are all ready to eat crow
you have probably eaten it all already.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4879 on: April 16, 2023, 11:18:45 AM »
you guys give brian such a hard time.  but i bet he would have one of the top three builds
at any construction site in his state!!  he's that good!!
funniest line of this whole thread..and this damn thread is getting long

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4880 on: April 16, 2023, 11:20:03 AM »
OH Dear I've just seen this !!
What in Gods name is that fit you're having on the bench press
Jezzus that's awful form - it is no wonder you are so full of injuries
You really are Not Right in The Head thinking posting that is a good
idea or going to remotely impress anyone. - WTF get outta here. 

Correct. Number one he thought he was owning us with this video of him not doing the number of reps he claimed he did originally. Number two he did 3 sets with this weight and thought he was actually training his chest

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4881 on: April 16, 2023, 11:21:07 AM »
funniest line of this whole thread..and this damn thread is getting long
Three weeks old and it`s almost a 200 pager! 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4882 on: April 16, 2023, 11:22:17 AM »
you guys give brian such a hard time.  but i bet he would have one of the top three builds
at any construction site in his state!!  he's that good!!
The humor in this is twofold. Because imagine thinking Brian's frail ass could ever cut it on a construction site.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4883 on: April 16, 2023, 11:22:46 AM »
1) Drop a gallon of water....LOL

2) #sadbhanks is sad
and pretends he isnt going to use diuretics..

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4884 on: April 16, 2023, 11:24:31 AM »
OH Dear I've just seen this !!
What in Gods name is that fit you're having on the bench press
Jezzus that's awful form - it is no wonder you are so full of injuries
You really are Not Right in The Head thinking posting that is a good
idea or going to remotely impress anyone. - WTF get outta here. 

hes like a kid who has gone in the gym and just piled a load of weight on to see if he can lift it

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4885 on: April 16, 2023, 11:27:09 AM »
Correct. Number one he thought he was owning us with this video of him not doing the number of reps he claimed he did originally. Number two he did 3 sets with this weight and thought he was actually training his chest

It Beggars belief that a supposedly experienced lifter would post such an awful video
of himself struggling to bench press 225lbs - I'd have to re-watch & I'm not going to
Just to see if he did in fact get 1 Decent even rep  ::)
& that video was meant as some sort of testament to his strength - More like Lack of.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4886 on: April 16, 2023, 11:32:57 AM »
It Beggars belief that a supposedly experienced lifter would post such an awful video
of himself struggling to bench press 225lbs - I'd have to re-watch & I'm not going to
Just to see if he did in fact get 1 Decent even rep  ::)
& that video was meant as some sort of testament to his strength - More like Lack of.

that was a pathetic bench.... fuckin bar slanted and all.. safe to say 3 plates would crush hankins lol

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4887 on: April 16, 2023, 11:45:22 AM »
that was a pathetic bench.... fuckin bar slanted and all.. safe to say 3 plates would crush hankins lol
Yet Mr. "Only today matters" is fond of bringing up he supposedly benching over 350 before. Not a chamce

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4888 on: April 16, 2023, 11:45:59 AM »
hes like a kid who has gone in the gym and just piled a load of weight on to see if he can lift it

I sometimes think he's just fooling/ kidding us all with the nonsense & drivel he
posts.. Like surely a 45yr old man cannot be this Stupid & Retarded

Only he really is this Stupid & Retarded !!

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4889 on: April 16, 2023, 11:51:00 AM »
that was a pathetic bench.... fuckin bar slanted and all.. safe to say 3 plates would crush hankins lol
I just watched it.That bar was leaning towards his bad pec the whole set.Look for him to re-tear it very soon.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4890 on: April 16, 2023, 11:52:29 AM »
I sometimes think he's just fooling/ kidding us all with the nonsense & drivel he
posts.. Like surely a 45yr old man cannot be this Stupid & Retarded

Only he really is this Stupid & Retarded !!
Jeff, myself, and others have bandied this around quite a bit. Is has to be the ultimate troll. He is indeed this dumb. He can't count for christ sake

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4891 on: April 16, 2023, 12:16:45 PM »

When I step back a few feet from the camera everything looks a little different there is some kind of distortion when too close

Good one

This now finally allows for a more accurate comparison vs wazhazbin, which some may recall was actually the possible trigger for this epic show entry in the first place ("Fine you guys are right why argue about scaled pics with each other")

So in that spirit here it is:

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4892 on: April 16, 2023, 12:17:06 PM »
A warning Bhanks....

I was just re-watching Breaking bad....there is a part when Walt was going through surgery to remove part of his lung.  He was pretty drugged up and Skylar asked him about his cell phone...and Walt asked her which one?  He fucked up....

So, be careful at the show if you happen to get so drugged up or hallucinate from organ failure when Em asks if there is anything she can do...and you might slip up and say "Yeah, Coop....could you fondle my balls like you did at the meet?"

Just offering some help

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4893 on: April 16, 2023, 12:18:03 PM »
Good one

This now finally allows for a more accurate comparison vs wazhazbin, which some may recall was actually the possible trigger for this epic show entry in the first place ("Fine you guys are right why argue about scaled pics with each other")

So in that spirit here it is:

Why did you post the same pic twice?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4894 on: April 16, 2023, 12:26:13 PM »
Why did you post the same pic twice?

Haha that threw me for a second as I thought I'd buggered up the attachment

But yes it's too close to call - bhanks still wins on.....ummm.....hold on a bit ... wait.....let me come back to you later on


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4895 on: April 16, 2023, 12:27:57 PM »
Brother hazbin, sometimes when I see confidence dwindling in these young men, I like to swoop on in and remind them of who they are, remind them of why they donned the thong, remind them of why they push themselves to the limit.

You know why? Because once those harsh lights are turned off, the judges make their way back to their respective homes to be with their husbands and the crowd goes home to discuss the great time they had at the event, it's these iron warrior that have to take the long way home. I've seen these men in the back rooms having to scrub the posing oil off while wondering whether they had timed everything just right. I've seen these warriors having to get hooked up to IV bags and oxygen just to try and get back to baseline. It's the blood, sweat and tears of this sport.

I don't want to see bhank wheeled out on a stretcher. I want to see one of GetBig's own do well on that stage. If he wins, I'd love for him to do it with class and sophistication. If he loses, I want him to hold his head up high and realize that the world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough bhanks is, it will beat him to his knees and keep him there permanently if he lets it. I want him to know that you, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you’re hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! I just want bhank to know this.

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Damn,  where were you when i needed a pep talk??

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4896 on: April 16, 2023, 12:40:36 PM »
Good one

This now finally allows for a more accurate comparison vs wazhazbin, which some may recall was actually the possible trigger for this epic show entry in the first place ("Fine you guys are right why argue about scaled pics with each other")

So in that spirit here it is:

I concede.   i'm not dillusional.  i can admit it.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4897 on: April 16, 2023, 12:43:03 PM »

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4898 on: April 16, 2023, 12:45:28 PM »
I concede.   i'm not dillusional.  i can admit it.
You are a humble man who knows his limitations Haz.......props!!

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #4899 on: April 16, 2023, 12:46:43 PM »
You are a humble man who knows his limitations Haz.......props!!

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