Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[Walter Sobchak]

all bs aside.... there has been some outstanding bbing advice given in this thread alone!!...

And some world class insults.

If bhanky had any self awareness at all, he would break down crying as his posing music starts tomorrow.

[Dave D]

You guys gonna do some fuckin tonight?

LOL!

[The Scott]

Will there ever be a return to actually standing relaxed on stage when not posing?  Fucking buttmunchers look like what they are:  Fucking buttmunchers.  Who the fuque stands like that when told to stand relaxed?

Fucking buttmunchers, that's who.   I know...I am old but good fucking grief, these people from beginners to the boardsnorts buttbuddies and the clitqueens all the way up to the bhanky-class cuntlettes all stand as if their lats where sooooo HUUUUUGE that their arms are forever floating at their sides, eternally flapping like retarded ducklings trying to escape a fetid cesspool.

I know I shall never again compete (and I am smart enough to know I should NOT!) but I have not been to a show for decades because it looks like a Barry Obumya Booty-Butthole-Buddy call-out.   Schmoe 'n' Tell?  That or "Schmoe 'n' Smell or Blow 'n' Smell or ...Ewwwwwwwwwwww...

Fuck the judges to Hades.  Fucking schmoes.

[illuminati]

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WTF is that I'm looking at - A concentration camp survivor ?
It certainly cannot be a bodybuilder who's taken Steroids for 25+yrs & GH let alone what else.
Seriously Find another sport / hobby as your Genetics are Zero for Physique Comps.

[keanu]

This should be enough to take the title.

Brian looks like a natural competitor here.

[Never1AShow]

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WTF is that I'm looking at - A concentration camp survivor ?
It certainly cannot be a bodybuilder who's taken Steroids for 25+yrs & GH let alone what else.
Seriously Find another sport / hobby as your Genetics are Zero for Physique Comps.

Ever since this shot was posted earlier today I've been trying to characterize in my mind what exactly that look on his face conveys to me.  It's a very interesting expression.  Not confidence, more a "try to look confident when you know the jig is up" or "final reveal, this is all I got and I know it doesn't back up all the shit I talked" expression.

It's like false confidence, overlaid with fear and desperation.

Brian, put reality aside this is no time for it no matter what and project confidence, for every second you are on stage believe with every finder of your being these words:

"Boom, take a look at this hunk of man!"

I'm 100% serious about this.

[mops]

Ever since this shot was posted earlier today I've been trying to characterize in my mind what exactly that look on his face conveys to me.  It's a very interesting expression.  Not confidence, more a "try to look confident when you know the jig is up" or "final reveal, this is all I got and I know it doesn't back up all the shit I talked" expression.

It's like false confidence, overlaid with fear and desperation.

Brian, put reality aside this is no time for it no matter what and project confidence, for every second you are on stage believe with every finder of your being these words:

"Boom, take a look at this hunk of man!"

I'm 100% serious about this.

100% spot the fuck on

[Skeletor]

Ever since this shot was posted earlier today I've been trying to characterize in my mind what exactly that look on his face conveys to me.  It's a very interesting expression.  Not confidence, more a "try to look confident when you know the jig is up" or "final reveal, this is all I got and I know it doesn't back up all the shit I talked" expression.

It's like false confidence, overlaid with fear and desperation.

Brian, put reality aside this is no time for it no matter what and project confidence, for every second you are on stage believe with every finder of your being these words:

"Boom, take a look at this hunk of man!"

I'm 100% serious about this.

That's bhank right there.

[Royalty]

Ever since this shot was posted earlier today I've been trying to characterize in my mind what exactly that look on his face conveys to me.  It's a very interesting expression.  Not confidence, more a "try to look confident when you know the jig is up" or "final reveal, this is all I got and I know it doesn't back up all the shit I talked" expression.

It's like false confidence, overlaid with fear and desperation.

Brian, put reality aside this is no time for it no matter what and project confidence, for every second you are on stage believe with every finder of your being these words:

"Boom, take a look at this hunk of man!"

I'm 100% serious about this.

[webstar]

I have decided to eat after all just had half a sandwich and a cup of vegetable soup

I think the forum members need to understand this look can be achieved.

Brian is a prime example showing us we can achieve this look by :

 

using a gram of week for over a decade
GH
Slin
t3
Anadrol

[Royalty]

Torso reminds me of Sergio

[Never1AShow]

What's up with these 2 pictures here posted hours apart?

[Royalty]

What's up with these 2 pictures here posted hours apart?

As suspected, that picture on the right is a fake. Arms & head were shopped.

[robcguns]

Laugh all you want ....  it worked!

Hahahaha this thread has me in tears.

[mops]

 "Goodbye horses" is a fitting song for Buttkins' posing "rooting"

[Skeletor]

Yeah, he definitely shopped that one

Here's the legit pic

What it looks like in reality:

[BB]

"Goodbye horses" is a fitting song for Buttkins' posing "rooting"

The bass pulses through the auditorium, "Goodbye Horses.....". Hankins looks over the crowd, and silently mouths "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard". A glint of recognition from the Judges's row, he knows the contest is his to lose.   

[joswift]

I just went through my mandatories which is also going ti he my evening routine felt pretty good

hahahaha fucking hell
the posing routine is supposed to be you getting the chance to show the judges your strong points while trying to hide your flaws and show yourself in the best light
The mandatories are supposed to highlight all your flaws so you are fucked.

You really think the judges want to see the mandatories all over again?

YOU KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT BODYBUILING!!!!!!!

[Soul Crusher]

It’s too early in the morning for me to be laughing this hard. 

Hankins I thought this thread was an absolute joke. You going on with the nonsense of doing a show and literally everyone taking their game to a whole new level with the ownings. You someone managed to piss off Rambone of all people…..
You’ ve literally gotten the poster of the year to go all in on owning you; and I’m not discounting the numerous other members who have also done this.

I thought this contest prep was laughable . But when I realize or you went old school with the prep and you have literally turned this into a religious experience….I can only pray for the competition that God will have mercy on their placings.

Flatbread, cranberry juice and beach walking…… I mean you’ve done everything in your power to mimic the Israelites wondering for 40 years through the desert.  When you win  I’m really looking forward to you  coming down from the mountain of victory holding that golden trophy declaring the 10 commandments of bodybuilding!

[bhank]

What's up with these 2 pictures here posted hours apart?

It’s called lighting duck you people are dumb

[bhank]

You guys are so pathetic you have to shop my pics I am 45 years old I have some flaws but I work hard to overcome them. I do post a pic in good lighting you all claim it is shopped fuckign haters I have never shopped a pic in my life. dark hotel room is not going to show the same detail as outdoor sunlight i

[Flexacon]

You guys are so pathetic you have to shop my pics I am 45 years old I have some flaws but I work hard to overcome them. I do post a pic in good lighting you all claim it is shopped fuckign haters I have never shopped a pic in my life. dark hotel room is not going to show the same detail as outdoor sunlight i

Good morning Bhanky. How are you feeling? And how is the back looking? Good luck for the show

[bhank]

And fyi I have legs

[joswift]

[Flexacon]

And fyi I have legs

Shrinking your upper body to match your legs was a very big brain move. Well done Bhanky