Boom! Take that haters!!
Motherfuckers have no clue what will hit them when you step on stage.
Brian, may I suggest you come out posing to a song that is worthy of carrying such a specimen of a man. Let's go with Stan Bush's "On My own".. It will win the judges solely on the nostalgic effect and cream many panties in attendance.
"1"
great choice, One !
May I suggest a less subtle musical choice ?
He's just a boy but he's a bottom.
Make him try to top he'll cry; Never even said he's bi.
It says "He's Vers" up on his Grindr.
Versatile, Yea, OK. Girl y'know you're super Gay.
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh Ass up and pull those pants down
I had heard at one time that he had a gown
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh His hole is medium rare (pink) and you won't find a hair (stink)
This Boy Is A Bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom.
He got Fleet enemas for day
Sixty minutes in the gym, 45 of that is showering
"He's a Jock..." least he wears one on a date.
Ass pussy sweet & clean, a total top's total dream
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh That hole aint been tight for years. Sloppabottomus Queer
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool it's cool it's cool).
Shove it up in his can (Get it up in that can. Take that. Take it. Blalhghah)
This Boy Is A Bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom.
Everybody says that he's a hoe,
Ain't no shame in his M.O.
Wouldn't be tops without his kind,
so when he calls you better get behind.
Don't be on C.P. Time
Cause he's a fuckin' bottom, baby
Bottom, baby!
Dickpig. Over here pig. Make my shaft disappear in your rear pig.
Double penetration with you up in here pig. Are you scared pig?
This goes there pig. And on my backdoor that's my tongue pig.
Yea that's your boy gash and to my twink stash- Keep suckin' me
Do it 'til I'm tucking, G. Yes I'm a top- so ain't nobody fucking me.
And now it's time for a breakdown
Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom Oh whoa whoa whoooooaaah.
Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom.
Oh's.
He's just a boy but he's a bottom.