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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6525 on: April 23, 2023, 09:22:45 AM »
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Boom! Take that haters!!

Motherfuckers have no clue what will hit them when you step on stage.

Brian, may I suggest you come out posing to a song that is worthy of carrying such a specimen of a man. Let's go with Stan Bush's "On My own".. It will win the judges solely on the nostalgic effect and cream many panties in attendance.



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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6526 on: April 23, 2023, 09:23:37 AM »
Frank Sinatra I did it my way.


Boom! Take that haters!!

Motherfuckers have no clue what will hit them when you step on stage.

Brian, may I suggest you come out posing to a song that is worthy of carrying such a specimen of a man. Let's go with Stan Bush's "On My own".. It will win the judges solely on the nostalgic effect and cream many panties in attendance.



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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6527 on: April 23, 2023, 09:25:54 AM »
Frank Sinatra I did it my way.

eat it.... by weird al yankovich

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6528 on: April 23, 2023, 09:28:48 AM »
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Lying Haters

Christ the legs are horrendous

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6529 on: April 23, 2023, 09:33:13 AM »
eat it.... by weird al yankovich

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6530 on: April 23, 2023, 09:33:41 AM »
Boom! Take that haters!!

Motherfuckers have no clue what will hit them when you step on stage.

Brian, may I suggest you come out posing to a song that is worthy of carrying such a specimen of a man. Let's go with Stan Bush's "On My own".. It will win the judges solely on the nostalgic effect and cream many panties in attendance.



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great choice, One !

May I suggest a less subtle musical choice ?



He's just a boy but he's a bottom.
Make him try to top he'll cry; Never even said he's bi.
It says "He's Vers" up on his Grindr.
Versatile, Yea, OK. Girl y'know you're super Gay.
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh Ass up and pull those pants down
I had heard at one time that he had a gown
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh His hole is medium rare (pink) and you won't find a hair (stink)
 
This Boy Is A Bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom.
 
He got Fleet enemas for day
Sixty minutes in the gym, 45 of that is showering
"He's a Jock..." least he wears one on a date.
Ass pussy sweet & clean, a total top's total dream
 
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh That hole aint been tight for years. Sloppabottomus Queer
Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool it's cool it's cool).
Shove it up in his can (Get it up in that can. Take that. Take it. Blalhghah)
 
This Boy Is A Bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom.
 
Everybody says that he's a hoe,
Ain't no shame in his M.O.
Wouldn't be tops without his kind,
so when he calls you better get behind.
Don't be on C.P. Time
Cause he's a fuckin' bottom, baby
Bottom, baby!
 
Dickpig. Over here pig. Make my shaft disappear in your rear pig.
Double penetration with you up in here pig. Are you scared pig?
This goes there pig. And on my backdoor that's my tongue pig.
Yea that's your boy gash and to my twink stash- Keep suckin' me
Do it 'til I'm tucking, G. Yes I'm a top- so ain't nobody fucking me.
 
And now it's time for a breakdown
Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom Oh whoa whoa whoooooaaah.
Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
 
This Boy Is A Bottom
This Boy Is A Bottom
A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom.
 
Oh's.
He's just a boy but he's a bottom.


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6531 on: April 23, 2023, 09:35:11 AM »
I’m guessing pre judging didn’t go so hot.   Otherwise we would have head about it.   


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6532 on: April 23, 2023, 09:36:25 AM »
I’m guessing pre judging didn’t go so hot.   Otherwise we would have head about it.   


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6533 on: April 23, 2023, 09:39:43 AM »

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6534 on: April 23, 2023, 09:41:18 AM »

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6535 on: April 23, 2023, 09:46:00 AM »
Maybe he’s doing an interview for NASA?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6536 on: April 23, 2023, 09:47:26 AM »
Maybe he’s doing an interview for NASA?
Nah.. he will be on the phone to Elon Musk telling him where hes going wrong...and asking for bodybuilding advice..

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6537 on: April 23, 2023, 09:51:12 AM »
Imagine if there were 6 people in the class and he got sixth and didn’t make it to the night ?   Hilarious.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6538 on: April 23, 2023, 09:51:49 AM »
Didn't he say he'd stop posting on here if he didn't place or something?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6539 on: April 23, 2023, 09:53:09 AM »
Boom! Take that haters!!

Motherfuckers have no clue what will hit them when you step on stage.

Brian, may I suggest you come out posing to a song that is worthy of carrying such a specimen of a man. Let's go with Stan Bush's "On My own".. It will win the judges solely on the nostalgic effect and cream many panties in attendance.



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bloodsport.  smart.   anyone that sees his underwear will realize bodybuilding is a bloodsport.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6540 on: April 23, 2023, 09:54:13 AM »
Didn't he say he'd stop posting on here if he didn't place or something?

I will probably block him anyway once he starts the excuses

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6541 on: April 23, 2023, 09:54:25 AM »
Didn't he say he'd stop posting on here if he didn't place or something?

Imagine the car ride home w em ?   Ha ha ha ! 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6542 on: April 23, 2023, 09:56:55 AM »
Imagine the car ride home w em ?   Ha ha ha !

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6543 on: April 23, 2023, 09:56:56 AM »
Imagine the car ride home w em ?   Ha ha ha !


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6544 on: April 23, 2023, 09:58:08 AM »
Christ the legs are horrendous

Overshadowed by his 19 inch neck....


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6545 on: April 23, 2023, 10:00:48 AM »


LOLOLOLOL another court case coming up.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6546 on: April 23, 2023, 10:01:52 AM »
LOLOLOLOL another court case coming up.


Ha ha ha ha ! 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6547 on: April 23, 2023, 10:04:29 AM »
Haters! ...... Joe and Gunter presenting the overall trophy right now to Hankins! 🤘 ( Vince is nowhere to be seen tho?)

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6548 on: April 23, 2023, 10:05:57 AM »
NEWS JUST IN


Frank Zane has stormed the stage to get hankins autograph
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #6549 on: April 23, 2023, 10:11:02 AM »
Haters! ...... Joe and Gunter presenting the overall trophy right now to Hankins! 🤘 ( Vince is nowhere to be seen tho?)

He turned sideways.