do you have a gun in your house for self defense?

[bhank]

People shoot and kill the dog when they are serious about getting in...

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

[tatoo]

People shoot and kill the dog when they are serious about getting in...

ive got 3 neo mastiffs... all pussies... youre right tho..

[Flexacon]

once again you have proven to be less intelligent and resourceful than a 5 year old child. i can kill those muts dead without breaking a sweat. just toss them some poisoned snacks and come back once they are dead

Yes, Bhanky seems to think all home invasions are just crackheads randomly going house to house trying their luck.

His dog also looks pathetic. I'd snap it's fucking spine with my bare hands in less than 6.45 seconds.

[Coach is Back!]

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[benchmstr]

Laying in bed right now..literally have a MK18 with a suppressor touching my elbow.

Say when

Bench

[Mohammed Omari]

Laying in bed right now..literally have a MK18 with a suppressor touching my elbow.

Say when

Bench

[Skeletor]

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

Not that far off. Crohn's, bloated stomach, gas and constant farting, shitting blood, swollen feet and ankles, edema, anemia, etc. The list goes on.

[dunkin donuts]

The dog is attacking the door when people he knows show up you are not going to be able to give the dog a snack he will absolutely take blood if you enter the home more importantly he is going to wake me up long before you enter the home

Are you using drugs and or are you retarded? What the fuck

[joswift]

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

No, you dont own a gun and someone has just shot your dog, its you next.

[Kwon]

No gun unfortunately but i have a Machete

[Rambone]

Laying in bed right now..literally have a MK18 with a suppressor touching my elbow.

Say when

Bench

[Rambone]

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

What if it’s Clegg armed with a stingray?

[Hulkotron]

Surprised no one has made a biceps joke yet.

[Kwon]

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

[Royalty]

People shoot and kill the dog when they are serious about getting in...

SuckyMyMuscle would’ve set down his weapon, and swiftly broken the dog’s spine with his hands

[benchmstr]

No gun unfortunately but i have a Machete

good luck swinging that in a hallway without losing it in a wall of the ceiling…it’s actually kinda funny..seen that one a lot

Bench

[Kwon]

good luck swinging that in a hallway without losing it in a wall of the ceiling…it’s actually kinda funny..seen that one a lot

Bench

I also have several Spears, a Halberd, Nunchakus and Escrima-sticks! And a myriad of Knives and a Chain Whip.

[dunkin donuts]

good luck swinging that in a hallway without losing it in a wall of the ceiling…it’s actually kinda funny..seen that one a lot

Bench

i also believe that most people would not be capable of using a sword in real life

[Rambone]

SuckyMyMuscle would’ve set down his weapon, and swiftly broken the dog’s spine with his hands

Lmao!

[Flexacon]

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

What if they go up the stairs?

[GymnJuice]

The dog is in the house he is too dangerous to let outside in the front yard but he is going to be freaking out if a car comes in the driveway much less a person in the house the dog literally jumps teeth out snapping neck height at the glass front door when people approach. No one is sneaking into my house.

Does the dog get along with Rocky?

[Grape Ape]

The dog is still going to wake me up and for fuck sake you think you are going to break in shoot the dog then sneak up on me? Am I in a coma?

No coma, but 90% chance of you taking a selfie or video at the time.  You'd be f'd.

[Tapeworm]

No. I would if I lived in the US.

It's a last line tho, after not having nice shit on display, property boundary fencing, obvious cameras, auto kickass lighting, a noisemaker, real locks on a real door in a real frame.

This is one of those "you don't have to outrun the bear, just outrun your buddy" things. If your property lights up like a stadium as soon as a dude crosses the property line he's gonna pick somewhere else.

[Grape Ape]

No. I would if I lived in the US.

It's a last line tho, after not having nice shit on display, property boundary fencing, obvious cameras, auto kickass lighting, a noisemaker, real locks on a real door in a real frame.

This is one of those "you don't have to outrun the bear, just outrun your buddy" things. If your property lights up like a stadium as soon as a dude crosses the property line he's gonna pick somewhere else.

While I do have the necessary equipment and more mentioned in the thread title, the chance for a home invasion for most of the US is incredibly minute.  The only time I ever really thought of it was during the BLM riots, when there was a text stream among the police in my are that they were hearing chatter of suburban homes being possibly being attacked from people from a town 15-20 min away.  But even then the chances were tiny.

[bhank]

No, you dont own a gun and someone has just shot your dog, its you next.

So now you know what I own lol