You could Train with Dorian Yates you would still be a slob with tits
Pecs bitch
You have no pecs
None
Or lats
Or hams
Or quads
Or friends
Or respect
Nobody believes your wrassling tales against public schoolboys
You’ve not put your training up today?
Today bitch you don’t even lift
You wouldn’t last a single workout with me
Your son would have a better chance but he’s probably be sat in a padded too
Eating his own faecal matter you bald fantasist