Hahaha, get fucked, Sogster. I knew that would make you rage,(and you were wrong). You calling me 'extremely creepy' is like Ted Bundy telling me I'm an inattentive boyfriend, (Ted Bundy like women). I'm sorry you're struggling to go through a few pages of your own bullshit and find the quotes, but they are all there, (in the future please use the quote feature so everyone can access them). Thanks for your permission to keep going. I will: (I am sure your will because you are a worthless piece of shit who has no life and nothing better to do).
"The first time I officially had gay sex was when I was fifteen (let me qualify this by saying that I don't count an early teen circle jerk with several school chums one afternoon after school in the den at my parent's house as being gay sex). However, I thought about/fantasized sex with a man before that time."
"Watched a video with Rodney St. Cloud stripping and sticking his big dick in a woman's top and fucking her between her breasts. Although plenty big, his dick didn't look especially hard. Not only that, it flopped over like it had a broken hinge at the base at one point. I am beginning to wonder if he has implants. You never see photos or videos of him with a flaccid dick. -Not completely hard and not ever flaccid....this is cause for speculation."
"In my next life, I want to come back as a porn stud who is hard more often than he is soft so I can fuck all day and all night long."
"I talked to a fellow last night at a local gay bar who worked as a male gay prostitute on weekends when he was a teen and in his early twenties. He says he did it because it was fun."
Oh please, do carry on. The more you repost what you pick out from the thousands I've written says more about you than it does about me. Not that you need my permission to continue to waste more of your obviously useless time searching through my 40+ thousand posts since joining Getbig in 2004. Sorry, I deleted a raft of my posts awhile back including my entire first 6 years of them. Since supposedly nothing you do on the internet ever goes away completely, maybe you can figure out how to dig those up.
Incidentally, all of those you searched and reposted, plus most of the rest of them predate your worthless 4 years on Getbig. So once again, knock yourself out.
'Phantom Spunker' is a curious choice for a handle. How did you imagine it would represent you? If it was just a random pick, here are some definitions of 'Phantom' and 'Spunker'... take your pick:
After a little investigation I found some interesting results including the definition of Phantom Spunker, which I saved for the closer. Take your pick some of these are hysterical. None of them seem flattering IMO.
phantom:
a: something apparent to sense but with no substantial existence : APPARITION
b: something elusive or visionary.
c: an object of continual dread or abhorrence, the phantom of disease and want.
2: something existing in appearance only.
3: a representation of something abstract.
spunker
a milf over the age of fifty.
variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.
spunker
Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.
spunker
a giant dong that is also known as the shaft.
'I splooged out of my spunker'.
Spunker
Loose woman, lots of sexual partners.
The bloody spunker has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.
The spunker
(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day.
Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.
Spunker
Functional male genitalia
Jarryd (whips out his spunker)
Gerald - Jesus Jarryd that's a big spunker
Spunker
An ugly ass extra chromosome ‘guy’.
You’re such a Spunker dude.
Phantom SpunkerA man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.
'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he sees a pair of tits, he shoots his load.'
'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi.'
'One look at the MILF next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''
'As soon as I saw that fit bird, I did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up.'
If you were wondering, here are some definitions of Primemuscle:
This one relates to bodybuilding:
What does prime muscle mean?
Prime (muscle) movers are also commonly called “agonist” or “motor” muscles since they initiate movements and provide the primary force for that motion. These are muscles used to perform exercises and provide the dominant force and motion in movements.
I like to think this one was what I had in mind when I chose the handle:
The heart is a muscular organ.
The heart is a hollow muscular organ about the size of a closed fist. It's in the center of your chest, behind the breastbone. Each heartbeat sends blood that's rich in oxygen and nutrients to all parts of your body.
