It's a beard transplant that I need. Two weeks of no shaving and I can't grow a bloody thing other than a pencil-thin Hitler tache and some Worzel Gummidge pube hairs under my chin.
I get the typical car thief muzzy and irish eyebrows on my cheekbones. thats it. my poor brother has black hair yet when he grows a beard its ginger.
makes me recall a ryhme we have to slapheads as kids something like
oi you over there
whats it like to have no hair
it is good
is it bad
is it like a brillo pad
my daughter who is in london where they pronounce stuff wrong came back with
oi you over there
whats it like to have no hair
it is hot
is it cold
I dont know Imy not bald (bit they pronounce it BOLD)
we advanced this as kids of I would say 10 to
oi you over there
whats it like to have no hair
it is real
is it fraud
or are you off the cancer ward
beautifully offensive and blunt