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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #200 on: February 20, 2024, 07:50:33 PM »
Looking at my records for the hell of it.

I pulled 1.4x bodyweight 15 years ago for 5 reps with a reset:

1) after six months of training having never done a compound lift before and hardly any weight training.
2) with double overhand
3) no belt
4) no drugs whatsoever.

What is with the 1.4x if you are DJ size and pulling 1.4x you are still weak as shit. 1.4x for me would be 300lbs if you think I can't pull 300lbs for 8-10 reps with any grip I want without a belt you are smoking crack.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #201 on: February 20, 2024, 07:56:19 PM »
It must be tough for a guy who had a screen name as “Dadbod” in jest and not too many years later he’s 99% bald with a gut.

That would be except I didn't eat much today. I am having stomach issues however when they settle having not eaten much today I will shredded tomorrow morning. I actually had a brand new vein popping out of shoulder today and new veins on the side and front of stomach after my sauna. They fixed my suana last week as well and I went in for a little bit. But I don't want to be shredded I want to bulk but have had a 2 day pullback just too much reflux and nausea today to eat much. Imagine the pain of when your stomach is turning that pain has been bad today. I have it everyday the last two weeks.

Scratch that hungry fuck the reflux making fajitas now

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #202 on: February 20, 2024, 09:54:16 PM »
That would be except I didn't eat much today. I am having stomach issues however when they settle having not eaten much today I will shredded tomorrow morning. I actually had a brand new vein popping out of shoulder today and new veins on the side and front of stomach after my sauna. They fixed my suana last week as well and I went in for a little bit. But I don't want to be shredded I want to bulk but have had a 2 day pullback just too much reflux and nausea today to eat much. Imagine the pain of when your stomach is turning that pain has been bad today. I have it everyday the last two weeks.

Scratch that hungry fuck the reflux making fajitas now

No one, literally NO ONE believes you and even worse than not believing you is that no cares .

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #203 on: February 20, 2024, 10:12:10 PM »
What is with the 1.4x if you are DJ size and pulling 1.4x you are still weak as shit. 1.4x for me would be 300lbs if you think I can't pull 300lbs for 8-10 reps with any grip I want without a belt you are smoking crack.

that's 230

i could prob pull that for 10 reps

my max is 285-290

and i have done ZERO LEG WORK IN OVER 3 MONTHS

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #204 on: February 20, 2024, 10:16:01 PM »
hey stankins are you eye-rish ancestry

dollars to doughnuts you are

the irish are inferior white race nearly sub human

the top white races are.... GERMAN, ENGLISH, FRENCH

all other white sub-races are below us ;)

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #205 on: February 20, 2024, 10:23:01 PM »
We played hours of Wrestling on his xbox and watched cartoons and went to a playground but there wasn't much to do and it was cold outside. Our new place is closer to more activities we can do together.  He also did some weight training with the 3 pound dumbells and we went to a kids music concert. I did have a little DMS today in my upper back which I was happy about also my glutes I noticed today were sore

You said that was Sunday Brian, not yesterday.
Stop telling lies.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #206 on: February 20, 2024, 10:25:20 PM »
We played hours of Wrestling on his xbox and watched cartoons and went to a playground but there wasn't much to do and it was cold outside. Our new place is closer to more activities we can do together.  He also did some weight training with the 3 pound dumbells and we went to a kids music concert. I did have a little DMS today in my upper back which I was happy about also my glutes I noticed today were sore

What game did you play on the Xbox Brian?

More bullshit, let me guess you won’t be able to think of the game

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #207 on: February 20, 2024, 11:01:51 PM »
hey stankins are you eye-rish ancestry

dollars to doughnuts you are

the irish are inferior white race nearly sub human

the top white races are.... GERMAN, ENGLISH, FRENCH

all other white sub-races are below us ;)

Says the manic narc who is going swinging. I would gladly give you a taste of your inferiority.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #208 on: February 21, 2024, 01:51:04 AM »
What is with the 1.4x if you are DJ size and pulling 1.4x you are still weak as shit. 1.4x for me would be 300lbs if you think I can't pull 300lbs for 8-10 reps with any grip I want without a belt you are smoking crack.

I think if you did it with a reset no belt and double underhand your brittle joints would snap, that diseased gut would explode and death from sepsis would ensue within a day.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #209 on: February 21, 2024, 01:52:24 AM »
Hanky still bragging about pulling 280 pounds while weighing 225........you couldn`t make this shit up.  :(

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #210 on: February 21, 2024, 01:55:09 AM »
I Remeber Brian giving Matt shit for wearing elbow or wrist wraps calling that equipment.

This brittle bitch Brian  needed a belt to barely pull 275 from the floor without having a heart attack.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #211 on: February 21, 2024, 01:55:36 AM »
hey stankins are you eye-rish ancestry

dollars to doughnuts you are

the irish are inferior white race nearly sub human

the top white races are.... GERMAN, ENGLISH, FRENCH

all other white sub-races are below us ;)
HEY MUTHAFUCKA I`M IRISH .............you inbred mongrel.

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« Reply #212 on: February 21, 2024, 05:04:32 AM »
That would be except I didn't eat much today. I am having stomach issues however when they settle having not eaten much today I will shredded tomorrow morning. I actually had a brand new vein popping out of shoulder today and new veins on the side and front of stomach after my sauna. They fixed my suana last week as well and I went in for a little bit. But I don't want to be shredded I want to bulk but have had a 2 day pullback just too much reflux and nausea today to eat much. Imagine the pain of when your stomach is turning that pain has been bad today. I have it everyday the last two weeks.

Scratch that hungry fuck the reflux making fajitas now

Goes into sauna....looses sub-Q water...brags about "new veins"  cool story bro'

I question ever bit of "mensa" knowledge you have gut boy.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #213 on: February 21, 2024, 05:06:21 AM »
What is with the 1.4x if you are DJ size and pulling 1.4x you are still weak as shit. 1.4x for me would be 300lbs if you think I can't pull 300lbs for 8-10 reps with any grip I want without a belt you are smoking crack.

HA HA HA....but you said you put the belt on for 280 because you weren't taking a chance.   Now you can pull 300 (geezus...any person thats been lifting for a while would just say 315)

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #214 on: February 21, 2024, 05:07:35 AM »
I could care less if anyone is terrified of me but no one and I mean no one is going to talk shot to me in real life

Brian, how much less could you care?  Would like an answer to this.  I mean you ARE saying you could care less.

You wouldn't talk shit to me in real life either...kind of a stalemate now, isn't it?

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #215 on: February 21, 2024, 05:22:11 AM »
the other day there was blood and black bile/sludge coming out of him...now making fajitas

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #216 on: February 21, 2024, 06:18:00 AM »
I could care less if anyone is terrified of me but no one and I mean no one is going to talk shot to me in real life

Brian, why don’t you have this same energy around people who have absolutely talked shit about you in real life.

1. Your bother
2. Ex wife
3. Josh

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #217 on: February 21, 2024, 06:19:28 AM »
Brian, why don’t you have this same energy around people who have absolutely talked shit about you in real life.

1. Your bother
2. Ex wife
3. Josh
No one talks shit to him in real life because no one ever talks to him full stop

Semantics again...

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #218 on: February 21, 2024, 06:30:02 AM »
hey stankins are you eye-rish ancestry

dollars to doughnuts you are

the irish are inferior white race nearly sub human

the top white races are.... GERMAN, ENGLISH, FRENCH

all other white sub-races are below us ;)

Hankins is 100% English this is my families historic home

http://greenway.jennyandgordon.co.uk/houseDetails.php



History
Greenway House was formerly called the Green House (changing its name c.1885).

The earliest reference we have to Green House is in a deed made in 1412 (in the reign of Henry IV) in which a house and a virgate of land was given to Johanne Hankynes by William Helewogh. The Hankins' owned Green House until the mid 19th century.

The earliest reference to the house as such is in the parish registers of the burial on 24 December 1590 of William Hankins of the Green House. The house was much improved by the Hankins: it was extended from being half-timbered to having a brick exterior in the 17th century; the new wing, added in 1776, probably replaced an existing wing.

There is much evidence of the ancient structure of the building to be found in the roof timbers where the extension from half-timbered to brick and an extra yard's width is clear. It is likely that the building was originally built with an H floor plan, with an open hall in the cross-piece of the H. The central chimney stack was probably added in the 16th century. In the sitting room, there is a cast-iron fire back dated 1661 with the initial TH or JH (Hankins) which was most likely cast in Dymock - when Dymock still had an iron industry (based on the local oaks of the Forest of Dean).

The house is partly moated, although the moat is now dry. It is probable that the moat was always a part moat, and was more for purposes of prestige than defence.

During its long occupation by the Hankins, Green House was a prosperous farm, dealing substantially in cider and perry. Much of the surrounding land was orchards until the mid 20th century. The cider house cellar and the house cellar have the capacity for a substantial number of cider barrels.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #219 on: February 21, 2024, 06:31:07 AM »
You said that was Sunday Brian, not yesterday.
Stop telling lies.

Its gets confusing as Monday was a holiday (Presidents Day)so I had my son for 3 days instead of 2.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #220 on: February 21, 2024, 06:31:42 AM »
Hankins is 100% English this is my families historic home

http://greenway.jennyandgordon.co.uk/houseDetails.php



History
Greenway House was formerly called the Green House (changing its name c.1885).

The earliest reference we have to Green House is in a deed made in 1412 (in the reign of Henry IV) in which a house and a virgate of land was given to Johanne Hankynes by William Helewogh. The Hankins' owned Green House until the mid 19th century.

The earliest reference to the house as such is in the parish registers of the burial on 24 December 1590 of William Hankins of the Green House. The house was much improved by the Hankins: it was extended from being half-timbered to having a brick exterior in the 17th century; the new wing, added in 1776, probably replaced an existing wing.

There is much evidence of the ancient structure of the building to be found in the roof timbers where the extension from half-timbered to brick and an extra yard's width is clear. It is likely that the building was originally built with an H floor plan, with an open hall in the cross-piece of the H. The central chimney stack was probably added in the 16th century. In the sitting room, there is a cast-iron fire back dated 1661 with the initial TH or JH (Hankins) which was most likely cast in Dymock - when Dymock still had an iron industry (based on the local oaks of the Forest of Dean).

The house is partly moated, although the moat is now dry. It is probable that the moat was always a part moat, and was more for purposes of prestige than defence.

During its long occupation by the Hankins, Green House was a prosperous farm, dealing substantially in cider and perry. Much of the surrounding land was orchards until the mid 20th century. The cider house cellar and the house cellar have the capacity for a substantial number of cider barrels.

was the cellar above or below ground?

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #221 on: February 21, 2024, 06:31:56 AM »
What game did you play on the Xbox Brian?

More bullshit, let me guess you won’t be able to think of the game

All he wants to play is WWE wrestling he likes to be John Cena. He is only 4 but he beat the computer for the first time this weekend.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #222 on: February 21, 2024, 06:32:46 AM »
I think if you did it with a reset no belt and double underhand your brittle joints would snap, that diseased gut would explode and death from sepsis would ensue within a day.

Well just give a few days not going to use 300 though 315 is next

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #223 on: February 21, 2024, 06:33:23 AM »
All he wants to play is WWE wrestling he likes to be John Cena. He is only 4 but he beat the computer for the first time this weekend.
4?

Aging like Flintstones
Kids been 4 since you signed up 3 years ago

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #224 on: February 21, 2024, 06:33:38 AM »
the other day there was blood and black bile/sludge coming out of him...now making fajitas

When you have stomach issues everyday you can't just wait until everything is better you have to eat