he wasnt
you made the whole thing up
He's Willy Wanka!
[To the tune of 'Pure Imagination' from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]
[Intro (Spoken)]
Hold your breath
Take your meds
Make a wish
Count to three (if your ADHD allows it)
[Verse 1]
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Read one post, and you'll see
That I live in a delusion
[Verse 2]
We'll begin with a spin
Posting from a world of my creation
What I type will defy-y-y
Explanatio-o-on
[Chorus]
If you want to view a swingers club
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to bum that guy?
There's nothing... to it...
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 3]
There is no Russia I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be (and you've got a good VPN)
[Instrumental Interlude]
[Chorus]
If you want to buy Phenibut
Simply walk around and buy it
Any drug you want, just try it
Want to change your cy-cle?
No-thing-to-iiiiiit
[Verse 4]
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
[Instrumental Outro]