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Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« on: August 09, 2025, 10:29:39 AM »

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2025, 10:33:13 AM »
its crazy how Brian is now setting Spencer up for future disappointment

Brian finds a sport where no one else in the world competes in and Spencer gets a world record.

I just got the world record for balancing a peanut and a rusty nail on the back of my hand for 5 seconds

Poor Spencer is probably going to end up like Jon Benet Ramsey

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2025, 10:49:48 AM »
Thousands of special categories and thousands of different "world records." Maybe it's a good little morale booster for a little kid, I don't know...

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2025, 10:53:59 AM »
Thousands of special categories and thousands of different "world records." Maybe it's a good little morale booster for a little kid, I don't know...

yep, its all part of building charcter in kids.

Thats the new way
Sports days at school with no winners and losers, everyone gets a prize

Its great until real life smacks them in the fucking face

another Little Lord Fauntelroy in the making

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2025, 10:59:52 AM »
its crazy how Brian is now setting Spencer up for future disappointment

Brian finds a sport where no one else in the world competes in and Spencer gets a world record.

I just got the world record for balancing a peanut and a rusty nail on the back of my hand for 5 seconds

Poor Spencer is probably going to end up like Jon Benet Ramsey

video proof or noods, your choice

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2025, 11:14:36 AM »
I clicked on the Facebook link of Hankins and saw the bench press video training video of his son and it was sad. The kid kept asking to play video games, he didn’t care about the lifting.

It’s neat to have a record but is it really a record that matters or should it even exist?

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2025, 11:26:05 AM »
Now Spence will believe he is abnormally strong compared to others at a young age.

Seems like a nice healthy boost to his impressionable ego :D

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2025, 11:30:02 AM »
He should not be lifting weights at his age.

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2025, 11:43:31 AM »
Brian living vicariously through his child with zero concern for Spencers future well being

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2025, 11:45:54 AM »
Brian living vicariously through his child with zero concern for Spencers future well being
I wonder ehat Ms. Stinespring the kids mom thinks of this weightlifting stupidity

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2025, 11:50:09 AM »
no one can convince me that this guy isnt gay


Just put the French Toast voice to that photo

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2025, 12:06:15 PM »
Spencer is the next Magnús Ver Magnússon.
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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2025, 12:07:54 PM »
Thousands of special categories and thousands of different "world records." Maybe it's a good little morale booster for a little kid, I don't know...

I was once part of a group that set one of the most trivial and uninspiring world records ever, LOL. I was a child at the time, thankfully. Any adult who finds value in these stupid endeavors is clearly intellectually stunted.

I remember Matt once claiming that he held some sort of unofficial record for marking student exams faster than any other teaching assistant. I'm sure that he did. I can imagine him sat at his desk, swiping wildly with his pen and sweating his tits off as a whirlwind of papers flew around the room  ;D.

'Wood Hankins', in his boundless egoism, no doubt feels a profound sense of satisfaction in having subjected his 5-year-old son to countless hours of beratement in order to have him set a world record in something that no rational adult would care about. Getbig needs to pry Spencer from the clutches of this stupid gimp before it's too late. I think we should launch a humanitarian rescue mission.

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2025, 12:10:02 PM »
It's a good little boost for Healy, if nothing else. The poor bastard can't even get into a third tier law school like Campbell.

Expect to see more videos of his son training and breaking world records.

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2025, 12:12:37 PM »
It's a good little boost for Healy, if nothing else. The poor bastard can't even get into a third tier law school like Campbell.

Expect to see more videos of his son training and tearing his pec.
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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2025, 12:14:42 PM »
Child abuse and he is a disgrace as is the old crow flashing her beaver taking pictures of it. Is that Hanky’s mom?

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2025, 12:18:20 PM »
I emailed Spencers mom to ask her thoughts on the whole weightlifting shmozzle and also asked her thoughts on Brian getting hoofed from law school

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2025, 12:20:45 PM »
I emailed Spencers mom to ask her thoughts on the whole weightlifting shmozzle and also asked her thoughts on Brian getting hoofed from law school

hahaha I bet she has no idea he took him

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2025, 02:23:08 PM »
All of the girls are gonna get pushed down extra hard on the playground once school starts

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2025, 02:36:52 PM »
All of the girls are gonna get pushed down extra hard on the playground once school starts

But hes not going to Law school...

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2025, 02:42:21 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/wood.hankins.1

Looks like Brian found Spencer a contest where he was the only competitor in his class
At least Spencer has an actual trophy and not just a medal that Brian picked up

I bet Brian "accidentally" drops it walking back to the car.


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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2025, 03:18:34 PM »
If Spencer just adds 5 lbs to the bar every month just think how strong he will be in a few years.

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2025, 05:05:26 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/wood.hankins.1

Looks like Brian found Spencer a contest where he was the only competitor in his class
At least Spencer has an actual trophy and not just a medal that Brian picked up

I bet Brian "accidentally" drops it walking back to the car.



holy fuck.. and i thought the scn crowd looked like a bunch of retards... lmfao

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2025, 05:10:42 PM »
He’s in enormous need of a back to school haircut or it’s going to be a lonnnnng friendless year of noogies, wet willies, swirlies and the dreaded rear admiral

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Re: Spencer Hankins sets powerlifting world record
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2025, 05:16:18 PM »
He’s in enormous need of a back to school haircut or it’s going to be a lonnnnng friendless year of noogies, wet willies, swirlies and the dreaded rear admiral
little Lord Fauntleroy personified