Thousands of special categories and thousands of different "world records." Maybe it's a good little morale booster for a little kid, I don't know...
I was once part of a group that set one of the most trivial and uninspiring world records ever, LOL. I was a child at the time, thankfully. Any adult who finds value in these stupid endeavors is clearly intellectually stunted.
I remember Matt once claiming that he held some sort of unofficial record for marking student exams faster than any other teaching assistant. I'm sure that he did. I can imagine him sat at his desk, swiping wildly with his pen and sweating his tits off as a whirlwind of papers flew around the room

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'Wood Hankins', in his boundless egoism, no doubt feels a profound sense of satisfaction in having subjected his 5-year-old son to countless hours of beratement in order to have him set a world record in something that no rational adult would care about. Getbig needs to pry Spencer from the clutches of this stupid gimp before it's too late. I think we should launch a humanitarian rescue mission.