Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Skeletor]

hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding

So predictable now.


Add to list of ailments:

Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling.

[webstar]

Like clockwork

The pussy has a random injury

[Van_Bilderass]

I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

Yes every additional inch at close to parallel usually affects load a lot. I also think it's hard to suddenly switch and squat deep for a max if used to a more shallow range.

A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.

From what I've seen, a lower bar placement usually means a more bent over torso and a harder time hitting depth.

[BigRo]

hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding

At the fucking poultry show and not while snowboarding what absolute shit is this.

[Walter Sobchak]

I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

Hey Zen Leprechaun, speak American, we want to know the weight that crushes Brian Wood Healy Hankins in pounds.

That squat form looks like someone taking a shit in a toilet that is too cold to sit down on.

[IroNat]

What's a Poultry Show?

[Griffith]

Yes every additional inch at close to parallel usually affects load a lot. I also think it's hard to suddenly switch and squat deep for a max if used to a more shallow range.

From what I've seen, a lower bar placement usually means a more bent over torso and a harder time hitting depth.

The way he's doing it is the bar is pressing down on his neck causing him to bend over at his neck.

[BigRo]

It is not just a matter of technique he doesn't have the power to do it.

[illuminati]

It is not just a matter of technique he doesn't have the power to do it.

Bianca is as weak as a Kitten.
Absolutely Zero chance he could break parallel let alone
go into a full deep squat with 400lbs & stand back up.

[38 returns]

What's a Poultry Show?

Brian spelt it wrong he was referencing the quality of the show he competed it.

He meant 'paltry'

as in

paltry
adjective
(of an amount of money) very small and of little or no value:
Law school grants these days are paltry.
paltry sum The buyer offered Brian a paltry sum for his house, which he accepted because his wifes mom told him to.
Brians leg development was paltry said the man with polio
 
of little quality or value:
paltry excuse he made some paltry excuse to once again avoid his own squat chalenge and left.
Synonyms
meagre measly informal miserable (NOT GOOD)negligible stingy informal disapproving trifling


once again brian sets the bar then runs away

180 and depth isnt the point

when talking about squatting 180kilo correctly its the only point.
same old brian.


dont forget we can all witness his foray into powerlifting in January as he promised.

haha fraudulent bitch

even funnier his little watch spreadsheet he put together on his birthday for people who hate him. weird. and what a birthday. a 6 year old and his retarded dad. thats it. no wife mom brothers or friends. hang yourself by your scrawny 15' neck king wrassler!

[WrongAdvices]

LOL

Never realized it but Hankins has a huge ass. That’s a terrible look, you see sometime with some in the gym, skinny legs but big ass. And the Ass squats only make things worse.

[WrongAdvices]

At the fucking poultry show and not while snowboarding what absolute shit is this.

They used to have chickens at the waterfront mansion. Probably still keeping them at tbe downgrade. Wonder if that’s allowed?

[Skeletor]

The way he's doing it is the bar is pressing down on his neck causing him to bend over at his neck.

Since his legs are frail, he's using his 19 inch neck to support the weight.

[Skeletor]

What's a Poultry Show?

He heard there were plenty of cocks on show so he couldn't resist.

[chaos]

LOL

What a huge difference. Ro: body upright, hips well below knees, elbows parallel to spine, knees in line with toes, creating a nice inline squat position. bhank: rounded back, hips far above knees, elbows behind back, knees knocked inward, creating an abortion that he tries to call a squat.

Great comparison pics.

[Rambone]

hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding

Damn. You guys called it! I wish him a speedy recovery

[38 returns]

hey its a miracle he can walk!!!

haha


brian I still expect a 180 squat on crimbo morning you fucking lying bitch.

another day another self made challenge ran away from.


this prick cant lie straight ina fucking bed

he spent his birthday costing up his watches into an excel sheet for us. excel the software he broke.  ooops another lie

[Griffith]

Last time he injured his legs falling out of a chair at a bodybuilding contest while having to hold in explosive diarrhoea, which affected his posing routine.

[tatoo]

no surprise.. life long failure

[Krankenstein]

A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.

Yes, he should probably move it lower but he has such poor mobility that it wouldn't help.  The elevated heel in the shoes (at least that is what it appears to be) can't even keep him upright.