Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[delon]

I know, years back he was fighting with me on meso. It was comical. He was a finance guy who ran marathons and would kick my ass just before running a 50k or something. It was hilarious. He's much more docile irl. I think he puts on a show here for whatever reason. Maybe entertainment. Maybe he has thin skin. Who knows.

This wasnt bhank, not the same physique (eg. obliques, pec shape) and not the same phrasing

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/triple-b-solutions.134403621/page-442#post-2806506

Bhank physique within 24 hrs of 'CJ Taylor' pic
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=673464.msg9609504#msg9609504

[wes]

Another half inch and he gets buried !!

3 red lights.

[joswift]

His circumstances are that he is probably autistic.  He is definitely not lucky.

I know he is a perfectly functional human being in many ways - but a lot of semi autistic people are.

You dont have to be either to be successful and not be a kunt

Hes lucky his dad earned a decent pile or he would probably be dead by now.
He was broke when his dad died, he told us, he has no work ehic so would have struggled to earn a decent living.

[Methyl m1ke]

This wasnt bhank, not the same physique (eg. obliques, pec shape) and not the same phrasing

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/triple-b-solutions.134403621/page-442#post-2806506

Bhank physique within 24 hrs of 'CJ Taylor' pic
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=673464.msg9609504#msg9609504

Damn, very nice detective work. I was sure it was him.

Damn that thread brings back a lot of memories.

[Methyl m1ke]

birds of a feather, flock together..... you two chicken leg fucks must have alot in common lol... 2 queers who suck at life, bodybuilding and making friends... go back to whatever gay website you met your buddy brian at.. fuck off

Chicken legs fucks I don't think so. It's ironic Brian is stronger than me considering I outweigh him easily by 30+ pounds and just literally just got back lifting after quite a long time off. I will be pushing 260 and he will still be stronger it is what it is.

[Methyl m1ke]

I've done many, many ugly squats and deadlifts.  I'm not proud of that or anything but I just testify that it isn't the case that you immediately injure yourself, doing an ugly lift.  He'll probably be okay.  I do think he is cruising for the bruising now if he doesn't stop and get a better base but perhaps he will feel more comfortable doing that now.

Naw he will kill himself trying to get joswift and 38returns to high 5 him. If 405 doesn't do it he will keep pushing until something breaks which is exactly what they seem to want. I don't know why. I would not call myself a friend of Brian's (supportive neutral 3rd party) but I don't understand how he is in such a deep hole here he can't climb out of it. I guess I don't care THAT much but I strongly prefer he be here for the sake of the board.  I've seen many fade over the years and one day Ron is going to wonder why he keeps the lights on and that's it. Decades of memories and content all gone. I'd like to think if the forum stays busy he will leave us be but it's probably wishful thinking.

[Hulkotron]

And? I'm 220lbs and barely squatting 225 for 6 right now. Make fun of me all you want. I give zero fucks. You are picking on Brian with the rest of your circle jerk party and I daresay it's immature and pathetic. You find the one guy who really can't take the heat and put a fucking torch to his ass and chase him off. He's in my opinion more than good enough to have a respected voice here.

You sound like a bitch.

[joswift]

Chicken legs fucks I don't think so. It's ironic Brian is stronger than me considering I outweigh him easily by 30+ pounds and just literally just got back lifting after quite a long time off. I will be pushing 260 and he will still be stronger it is what it is.

you said you were already 260 and lean... did you forget?

[joswift]

Naw he will kill himself trying to get joswift and 38returns to high 5 him. If 405 doesn't do it he will keep pushing until something breaks which is exactly what they seem to want. I don't know why. I would not call myself a friend of Brian's (supportive neutral 3rd party) but I don't understand how he is in such a deep hole here he can't climb out of it. I guess I don't care THAT much but I strongly prefer he be here for the sake of the board.  I've seen many fade over the years and one day Ron is going to wonder why he keeps the lights on and that's it. Decades of memories and content all gone. I'd like to think if the forum stays busy he will leave us be but it's probably wishful thinking.

I dont want to totally lose touch... I want to be aware when he dies

[tatoo]

Chicken legs fucks I don't think so. It's ironic Brian is stronger than me considering I outweigh him easily by 30+ pounds and just literally just got back lifting after quite a long time off. I will be pushing 260 and he will still be stronger it is what it is.

lmao.. twinks

[IroNat]

You say he "went dark" what do you mean by that exactly?

You ain't a man until you've had some tan.

[tatoo]

Naw he will kill himself trying to get joswift and 38returns to high 5 him. If 405 doesn't do it he will keep pushing until something breaks which is exactly what they seem to want. I don't know why. I would not call myself a friend of Brian's (supportive neutral 3rd party) but I don't understand how he is in such a deep hole here he can't climb out of it. I guess I don't care THAT much but I strongly prefer he be here for the sake of the board.  I've seen many fade over the years and one day Ron is going to wonder why he keeps the lights on and that's it. Decades of memories and content all gone. I'd like to think if the forum stays busy he will leave us be but it's probably wishful thinking.

ask wes.... better yet, fuckin READ moron.... dont worry, youre on the same path and will find out the hard way

[joswift]

ask wes.... better yet, fuckin READ moron.... dont worry, youre on the same path and will find out the hard way

yep, his 260 lean comment then refusing to acknowledge it again is pretty much Brians modus operandi

[Rambone]

Is it too soon to call him Mensa m1ke?

[webstar]

Is it too soon to call him Mensa m1ke?

I’m guessing BRIAN. Is hopped up on painkillers this morning if you read the YouTube comments. I’m not sure if it was get Big members lol.

[Soul Crusher]

Bhank should explain the ankle bracelet in a video.   

[webstar]

He should really focus on trying to get 225 for 15 solid reps. Or even 135 for 20 solid reps. I actually don’t think he has cardio to do anything over eight reps. He himself, has said he has trouble counting and loses count

[beakdoctor]

Horrible. I'm sure he's hurt from that, hurt me just watching it.

X2

I wouldn't attempt it. I know it would not be good for me and be a serious risk of injury.

Though he didn't go parallel, he did squat a lot better than I thought he would,  but then again I wouldn't  put it past him to have cheated in some way. I mean don't they have compression body suits? Like a ben h shirt but for squats? His legs are so rickety and his form was WORSE in previous videos with 75% of this weight.

If it's all above board, no cheating, he did better than expected but still extremely stupid ego lifting.

I say encourage him. He might get lucky and wind up like Ronnie, minus any significant bodybuilding victories.

[Rambone]

The reward was greater than the risk IMO. Getbig is still talking about lift and that’s all that matters in the end.

[webstar]

X2

I wouldn't attempt it. I know it would not be good for me and be a serious risk of injury.

Though he didn't go parallel, he did squat a lot better than I thought he would,  but then again I wouldn't  put it past him to have cheated in some way. I mean don't they have compression body suits? Like a ben h shirt but for squats? His legs are so rickety and his form was WORSE in previous videos with 75% of this weight.

If it's all above board, no cheating, he did better than expected but still extremely stupid ego lifting.

I say encourage him. He might get lucky and wind up like Ronnie, minus any significant bodybuilding victories.

Normally, he weighs the plates on camera or at least makes the rattle to let people know they are real


Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s 35 lb plates on the bar

Regardless, awful ego lifting.

450 will decapitate him

[Beefjake]

Another half inch and he gets buried !!
3 red lights.

Honestly?
Apart him shaking like a leaf the bar moves quite rapidly.
But the shake isn’t weight correlated, he’d shake with just his own bodyweight.

And as you well know those maybe reds in IFP but many many small organizations will gladly give whites just by unlocking your knees.

But yes, anyway, it is what it is 🤷‍♂️

[Lartinos]

When the fuck was Hankins ever running marathons?  The dude can't even walk up a flight of stairs.  He made a video about how he ran for the first time in 20 years across his backyard which lead to some hilarious stills.  You've got to be confusing him with someone else Mike....though that seems impossible.

HEY YO DELON

Is there a Hankins chapter I don't know about where he was a marathon runner on top of everything else?  The Forrest Gump Gimp years?

Walking? He said he quit Home Depot because he couldn’t stand that long.

He also said at the time he was in the best shape of his life.

[wes]

Honestly?

Quite !!

[joswift]

He should really focus on trying to get 225 for 15 solid reps. Or even 135 for 20 solid reps. I actually don’t think he has cardio to do anything over eight reps. He himself, has said he has trouble counting and loses count

yes, he cant add up his convictions.

[Phantom Spunker]

I've been watching for a while as I know he will eventually reveal more info about school placements, but I'm so bored of his endless streams of bullshit that I can't be bothered paying attention. He's all over Reddit giving it the big one about his watch collection, being a massive bodybuilder and race-car driver, etc. He's so desperate for validation it's insane.

He's applying to shit-tier online law schools, too.













Love how he's worn a Seiko for years but now he's claiming on Reddit that you couldn't pay him to wear one!