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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2650 on: December 26, 2025, 01:40:55 AM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Whatever your personal vendetta is against him just drop it. I doubt he will ever come back here tbh, he gains nothing. And people like you will never give him another chance.

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50, and I messaged him couple weeks out from his recent show and unbelievably he was more or less clueless on contest prep. Water loading/depleting, sodium loading/depleting just totally in the dark. But willing to get on stage anyway.

Why?

 Because he loves bodybuilding.

He knew he was not going to place well but still he did his best. Maybe the advice I gave him helped a little maybe not but he seemed willing to listen to me despite our history.

Over a short period of time the glimpse into his life I got I came away liking him even more.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Let's think a minute here, getbig is treating guys like him like total shit, yet "38 returns" whoever the fuck you are and whatever the fuck reason you keep coming here (I've no reason to believe you even lift weights) you get to troll and drive away good content providers.

Fuck you, slither back down the storm drain and shut the fuck up.

youre a fucking moron... why would it be unbelievable for us to think he was clueless on contest prep?

It was obvious to Stevie fucking Wonder he was clueless.
The reason he was clueless was because he ignored everyone on here who tried to help him


The guy is a kunt, and hes taking you for a kunt , it wont be long before he throws something in your face and makes you realise you wasted your time with him

And as for him "going dark" recently, good, he deserves everything he fucking gets

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2651 on: December 26, 2025, 01:45:10 AM »
You say he "went dark" what do you mean by that exactly?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2652 on: December 26, 2025, 01:54:24 AM »
Went dark is just an expression for not receiving any messages from the person.

I see I thought it might mean suicidal hence Mike's ass licking.

I am happy Bhanks stuck to his word and delivered the world's most ugly squat on Crimbo day. His poor body must be in bits though.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2653 on: December 26, 2025, 01:54:51 AM »
Good squat.
When Bhanks was entering his BB comp I said that he had better body than 95% of population but worse than 95% of competitive bodybuilders.

His squat follows suite. 4 plates is way more than you see in ALMOST any gym. Depth was way better than you mostly see. Strengt is there as you can see from the rate the bar is moving.
He has those better safety straps in his cage so he could easily adjust them accordingly and try to go a bit deeper with sets of 265-220lbs. Nothing to lose there.
But as powerlifting has fucked itself with multiple federations and rules, there are many where that squat would get 3 whites…

Bianca Wished Death on Wes with his fight against Cancer.
If this is the ” walk it off ” comment, it was clearly humorous.
Agreed, many others weren’t but Wes wasn’t pulling his punches either. At least in public board.

If Bhanks threatened Ron and the board then it is solely Rons decision if he wants to let B back.

He did create content. Though in a no ad board ( big thank you Ron! ) thats not an issue.

Merry christmass to all 🍀👍

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2654 on: December 26, 2025, 02:04:38 AM »
And we now have this idiotic retard Bianca half squatting 400 at 200lbs BW & Loads of PEDs
And some twats on here saying 'ohh well done - good squat'  they must be as daft as he is.

Yeah because we're being positive about a fella who is clearly operating with some difficult circumstances but still giving it a shot.

Am I about to tell him he is ready to compete in a 2 person class at a meet? No.

And I told him many times he wasn't strong.  I think he believes me, now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2655 on: December 26, 2025, 02:54:30 AM »
I see I thought it might mean suicidal hence Mike's ass licking.

I am happy Bhanks stuck to his word and delivered the world's most ugly squat on Crimbo day. His poor body must be in bits though.

I've done many, many ugly squats and deadlifts.  I'm not proud of that or anything but I just testify that it isn't the case that you immediately injure yourself, doing an ugly lift.  He'll probably be okay.  I do think he is cruising for the bruising now if he doesn't stop and get a better base but perhaps he will feel more comfortable doing that now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2656 on: December 26, 2025, 03:28:01 AM »
Yeah because we're being positive about a fella who is clearly operating with some difficult circumstances but still giving it a shot.

Am I about to tell him he is ready to compete in a 2 person class at a meet? No.

And I told him many times he wasn't strong.  I think he believes me, now.

Fucks sake stop make it like hes some "down on his luck victim"

All his "circumstances" are because he makes poor life choices, hes where he is purely because its his own fault.

Oh, and EM has as bad a driving record as Brian.. ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2657 on: December 26, 2025, 03:44:26 AM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Whatever your personal vendetta is against him just drop it. I doubt he will ever come back here tbh, he gains nothing. And people like you will never give him another chance.

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50, and I messaged him couple weeks out from his recent show and unbelievably he was more or less clueless on contest prep. Water loading/depleting, sodium loading/depleting just totally in the dark. But willing to get on stage anyway.

Why?

 Because he loves bodybuilding.

He knew he was not going to place well but still he did his best. Maybe the advice I gave him helped a little maybe not but he seemed willing to listen to me despite our history.

Over a short period of time the glimpse into his life I got I came away liking him even more.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Let's think a minute here, getbig is treating guys like him like total shit, yet "38 returns" whoever the fuck you are and whatever the fuck reason you keep coming here (I've no reason to believe you even lift weights) you get to troll and drive away good content providers.

Fuck you, slither back down the storm drain and shut the fuck up.

birds of a feather, flock together..... you two chicken leg fucks must have alot in common lol... 2 queers who suck at life, bodybuilding and making friends... go back to whatever gay website you met your buddy brian at.. fuck off

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2658 on: December 26, 2025, 03:51:52 AM »
And? I'm 220lbs and barely squatting 225 for 6 right now. Make fun of me all you want. I give zero fucks. You are picking on Brian with the rest of your circle jerk party and I daresay it's immature and pathetic. You find the one guy who really can't take the heat and put a fucking torch to his ass and chase him off. He's in my opinion more than good enough to have a respected voice here.

260 ripped huh?  youre a joke just like your idol... a respected voice? hankins has never been respected by anyone in his life,,, ask yourself why dorian.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2659 on: December 26, 2025, 03:57:09 AM »
Fucks sake stop make it like hes some "down on his luck victim"

All his "circumstances" are because he makes poor life choices, hes where he is purely because its his own fault.

Oh, and EM has as bad a driving record as Brian.. ;)

His circumstances are that he is probably autistic.  He is definitely not lucky.

I know he is a perfectly functional human being in many ways - but a lot of semi autistic people are.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2660 on: December 26, 2025, 04:45:41 AM »
I know, years back he was fighting with me on meso. It was comical. He was a finance guy who ran marathons and would kick my ass just before running a 50k or something. It was hilarious. He's much more docile irl. I think he puts on a show here for whatever reason. Maybe entertainment. Maybe he has thin skin. Who knows.

This wasnt bhank, not the same physique (eg. obliques, pec shape) and not the same phrasing

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/triple-b-solutions.134403621/page-442#post-2806506

Bhank physique within 24 hrs of 'CJ Taylor' pic
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=673464.msg9609504#msg9609504



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2661 on: December 26, 2025, 05:11:16 AM »
Another half inch and he gets buried !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2662 on: December 26, 2025, 05:16:22 AM »
His circumstances are that he is probably autistic.  He is definitely not lucky.

I know he is a perfectly functional human being in many ways - but a lot of semi autistic people are.

You dont have to be either to be successful and not be a kunt

Hes lucky his dad earned a decent pile or he would probably be dead by now.
He was broke when his dad died, he told us, he has no work ehic so would have struggled to earn a decent living.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2663 on: December 26, 2025, 05:49:28 AM »
This wasnt bhank, not the same physique (eg. obliques, pec shape) and not the same phrasing

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/triple-b-solutions.134403621/page-442#post-2806506

Bhank physique within 24 hrs of 'CJ Taylor' pic
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=673464.msg9609504#msg9609504

Damn, very nice detective work. I was sure it was him.

Damn that thread brings back a lot of memories.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2664 on: December 26, 2025, 05:51:51 AM »
birds of a feather, flock together..... you two chicken leg fucks must have alot in common lol... 2 queers who suck at life, bodybuilding and making friends... go back to whatever gay website you met your buddy brian at.. fuck off

Chicken legs fucks I don't think so. It's ironic Brian is stronger than me considering I outweigh him easily by 30+ pounds and just literally just got back lifting after quite a long time off. I will be pushing 260 and he will still be stronger it is what it is.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2665 on: December 26, 2025, 05:56:10 AM »
I've done many, many ugly squats and deadlifts.  I'm not proud of that or anything but I just testify that it isn't the case that you immediately injure yourself, doing an ugly lift.  He'll probably be okay.  I do think he is cruising for the bruising now if he doesn't stop and get a better base but perhaps he will feel more comfortable doing that now.

Naw he will kill himself trying to get joswift and 38returns to high 5 him. If 405 doesn't do it he will keep pushing until something breaks which is exactly what they seem to want. I don't know why. I would not call myself a friend of Brian's (supportive neutral 3rd party) but I don't understand how he is in such a deep hole here he can't climb out of it. I guess I don't care THAT much but I strongly prefer he be here for the sake of the board.  I've seen many fade over the years and one day Ron is going to wonder why he keeps the lights on and that's it. Decades of memories and content all gone. I'd like to think if the forum stays busy he will leave us be but it's probably wishful thinking.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2666 on: December 26, 2025, 06:02:11 AM »
And? I'm 220lbs and barely squatting 225 for 6 right now. Make fun of me all you want. I give zero fucks. You are picking on Brian with the rest of your circle jerk party and I daresay it's immature and pathetic. You find the one guy who really can't take the heat and put a fucking torch to his ass and chase him off. He's in my opinion more than good enough to have a respected voice here.

You sound like a bitch.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2667 on: December 26, 2025, 06:02:40 AM »
Chicken legs fucks I don't think so. It's ironic Brian is stronger than me considering I outweigh him easily by 30+ pounds and just literally just got back lifting after quite a long time off. I will be pushing 260 and he will still be stronger it is what it is.

you said you were already 260 and lean... did you forget?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2668 on: December 26, 2025, 06:03:50 AM »
Naw he will kill himself trying to get joswift and 38returns to high 5 him. If 405 doesn't do it he will keep pushing until something breaks which is exactly what they seem to want. I don't know why. I would not call myself a friend of Brian's (supportive neutral 3rd party) but I don't understand how he is in such a deep hole here he can't climb out of it. I guess I don't care THAT much but I strongly prefer he be here for the sake of the board.  I've seen many fade over the years and one day Ron is going to wonder why he keeps the lights on and that's it. Decades of memories and content all gone. I'd like to think if the forum stays busy he will leave us be but it's probably wishful thinking.

I dont want to totally lose touch... I want to be aware when he dies

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2669 on: December 26, 2025, 06:04:30 AM »
Chicken legs fucks I don't think so. It's ironic Brian is stronger than me considering I outweigh him easily by 30+ pounds and just literally just got back lifting after quite a long time off. I will be pushing 260 and he will still be stronger it is what it is.

lmao.. twinks

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2670 on: December 26, 2025, 06:06:24 AM »
You say he "went dark" what do you mean by that exactly?



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2671 on: December 26, 2025, 06:08:34 AM »
Naw he will kill himself trying to get joswift and 38returns to high 5 him. If 405 doesn't do it he will keep pushing until something breaks which is exactly what they seem to want. I don't know why. I would not call myself a friend of Brian's (supportive neutral 3rd party) but I don't understand how he is in such a deep hole here he can't climb out of it. I guess I don't care THAT much but I strongly prefer he be here for the sake of the board.  I've seen many fade over the years and one day Ron is going to wonder why he keeps the lights on and that's it. Decades of memories and content all gone. I'd like to think if the forum stays busy he will leave us be but it's probably wishful thinking.

ask wes.... better yet, fuckin READ moron.... dont worry, youre on the same path and will find out the hard way

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2672 on: December 26, 2025, 06:19:24 AM »
ask wes.... better yet, fuckin READ moron.... dont worry, youre on the same path and will find out the hard way
yep, his 260 lean comment then refusing to acknowledge it again is pretty much Brians modus operandi

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2673 on: December 26, 2025, 06:22:14 AM »
Is it too soon to call him Mensa m1ke?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2674 on: December 26, 2025, 06:25:28 AM »
Is it too soon to call him Mensa m1ke?

I’m guessing BRIAN. Is hopped up on painkillers this morning if you read the YouTube comments. I’m not sure if it was get Big members lol.