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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2675 on: December 26, 2025, 07:55:29 AM »


Brian humble as always

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2676 on: December 26, 2025, 08:34:22 AM »
 


So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

Well I was really drunk and brought a girl home from the bar the next morning both her and my Rolex were gone I have since learned to avoid alcohol and women of low moral character.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2677 on: December 26, 2025, 08:38:52 AM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

Nah.. "lady of the night" means he met her at night...Hankins semantics wins the day agin.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2678 on: December 26, 2025, 08:44:58 AM »
Should "atrophied right calf" be added to his ailment list?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2679 on: December 26, 2025, 08:45:06 AM »


I hope I can be this modest one day

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2680 on: December 26, 2025, 08:46:19 AM »
I hope I can be this modest one day

I don't think you have it in you, bone.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2681 on: December 26, 2025, 08:51:48 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2682 on: December 26, 2025, 08:51:56 AM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

Fan of horology whoreology indeed.

Also - https://www.reddit.com/r/hallofwatchspecialist/comments/1pv07ck/103k_spent_mid_grades_or_cool/ . Getbig firmly entrenched in his mind. They known he's  poseur.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2683 on: December 26, 2025, 08:53:03 AM »
X2

I wouldn't attempt it. I know it would not be good for me and be a serious risk of injury.

Though he didn't go parallel, he did squat a lot better than I thought he would,  but then again I wouldn't  put it past him to have cheated in some way. I mean don't they have compression body suits? Like a ben h shirt but for squats? His legs are so rickety and his form was WORSE in previous videos with 75% of this weight.

If it's all above board, no cheating, he did better than expected but still extremely stupid ego lifting.

I say encourage him. He might get lucky and wind up like Ronnie, minus any significant bodybuilding victories.

No one is discussing that he clearly has knee sleeves or a suit or both, things that can easily add 30-50 pounds.  I normally would not care, but he does because he claims he didn't need or use them, now we see this

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2684 on: December 26, 2025, 08:58:02 AM »

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50,

I really don't care if you want to white knight him and look past all the real, factual shit he's done.

But just stop with this fucking narrative.  He's been "nearly 50" since he was 45, and he just turned 48.

He's not doing anything remarkable for his age.  He uses "nearly 50" to make anything he does seem somehow better/harder.  It's gaslighting.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2685 on: December 26, 2025, 09:01:46 AM »
Wood Hankins Ferrigno is deaf, and can't hear his watch -

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristopherWard/comments/1pt2qz7/bel_canto_lumi%C3%A8re/ .

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2686 on: December 26, 2025, 09:02:19 AM »
I don't think you have it in you, bone.

*clutches pearls*

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2687 on: December 26, 2025, 09:25:18 AM »
What kinda married man with a kid calls himself a tart?

Such a homo

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2688 on: December 26, 2025, 09:44:49 AM »
This wasnt bhank, not the same physique (eg. obliques, pec shape) and not the same phrasing

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/triple-b-solutions.134403621/page-442#post-2806506

Bhank physique within 24 hrs of 'CJ Taylor' pic
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=673464.msg9609504#msg9609504

Thanks delon.  Congrats on the prestigious Poster of the Year award.  I was going to wait 8 or 9 months to congratulate you as a joke but I feel like I have to say it now.  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2689 on: December 26, 2025, 10:02:50 AM »
rofl @ scholarships to online law schools :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2690 on: December 26, 2025, 10:10:02 AM »
rofl @ scholarships to online law schools :D

Wish we had a Getbigger brave enough to pause his current life to attend law school in an effort to try to graduate and pass the bar before bhanks. That would be very entertaining. A gofundme page could be the Getbig scholarship. I would have to run that by the CommitteeTM first out of respect of course plus I don’t want to be sued.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2691 on: December 26, 2025, 10:33:58 AM »
Normally, he weighs the plates on camera or at least makes the rattle to let people know they are real


Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s 35 lb plates on the bar

Regardless, awful ego lifting.

450 will decapitate him
His trick is that two of the 45s are fake. He’s been running that trick for years.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2692 on: December 26, 2025, 10:37:42 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2693 on: December 26, 2025, 10:44:47 AM »


Just post that side tricep picture from a show where he looks unbelievably horrible and that’ll be that as far as competitive bodybuilder

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2694 on: December 26, 2025, 10:45:08 AM »

I imagined you to be a lot more distinguished. You seem very vulgar. :-(

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2695 on: December 26, 2025, 10:54:33 AM »
Just post that side tricep picture from a show where he looks unbelievably horrible and that’ll be that as far as competitive bodybuilder

great idea lmfao

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2696 on: December 26, 2025, 12:14:31 PM »


Thank you,

Doing the lords work on Boxing Day.

It’s actually crazy, how insane Brian is.

His entire life revolves around random ppl on the internet.

Can you imagine him in any social setting-? I can’t and maybe his agoraphobia  is real?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2697 on: December 26, 2025, 01:32:07 PM »
Everywhere he goes he starts arguing with people and stinking the place up. He has a serious problem.

Even sounds insecure about his sexuality the way he rants about smaller watches not being for 'men'.

What a fucking clown.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2698 on: December 26, 2025, 01:35:37 PM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

'I am a race car driver.'

 What a lying sack of shit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2699 on: December 26, 2025, 01:47:49 PM »
It wasn't a woman of ill repute that stole Hanky's watch she just had a bad reputation