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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2675 on: December 26, 2025, 06:26:47 AM »
Bhank should explain the ankle bracelet in a video.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2676 on: December 26, 2025, 06:32:13 AM »
He should really focus on trying to get 225 for 15 solid reps. Or even 135 for 20 solid reps. I actually don’t think he has cardio to do anything over eight reps. He himself, has said he has trouble counting and loses count

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2677 on: December 26, 2025, 07:01:13 AM »
Horrible. I'm sure he's hurt from that, hurt me just watching it.

X2

I wouldn't attempt it. I know it would not be good for me and be a serious risk of injury.

Though he didn't go parallel, he did squat a lot better than I thought he would,  but then again I wouldn't  put it past him to have cheated in some way. I mean don't they have compression body suits? Like a ben h shirt but for squats? His legs are so rickety and his form was WORSE in previous videos with 75% of this weight.

If it's all above board, no cheating, he did better than expected but still extremely stupid ego lifting.

I say encourage him. He might get lucky and wind up like Ronnie, minus any significant bodybuilding victories.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2678 on: December 26, 2025, 07:03:35 AM »
The reward was greater than the risk IMO. Getbig is still talking about lift and that’s all that matters in the end.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2679 on: December 26, 2025, 07:04:04 AM »
X2

I wouldn't attempt it. I know it would not be good for me and be a serious risk of injury.

Though he didn't go parallel, he did squat a lot better than I thought he would,  but then again I wouldn't  put it past him to have cheated in some way. I mean don't they have compression body suits? Like a ben h shirt but for squats? His legs are so rickety and his form was WORSE in previous videos with 75% of this weight.

If it's all above board, no cheating, he did better than expected but still extremely stupid ego lifting.

I say encourage him. He might get lucky and wind up like Ronnie, minus any significant bodybuilding victories.

Normally, he weighs the plates on camera or at least makes the rattle to let people know they are real


Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s 35 lb plates on the bar

Regardless, awful ego lifting.

450 will decapitate him

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2680 on: December 26, 2025, 07:06:12 AM »
Another half inch and he gets buried !!
3 red lights.

Honestly?
Apart him shaking like a leaf the bar moves quite rapidly.
But the shake isn’t weight correlated, he’d shake with just his own bodyweight.

And as you well know those maybe reds in IFP but many many small organizations will gladly give whites just by unlocking your knees.

But yes, anyway, it is what it is 🤷‍♂️

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2681 on: December 26, 2025, 07:11:05 AM »
When the fuck was Hankins ever running marathons?  The dude can't even walk up a flight of stairs.  He made a video about how he ran for the first time in 20 years across his backyard which lead to some hilarious stills.  You've got to be confusing him with someone else Mike....though that seems impossible.

HEY YO DELON

Is there a Hankins chapter I don't know about where he was a marathon runner on top of everything else?  The Forrest Gump Gimp years?

Walking? He said he quit Home Depot because he couldn’t stand that long.

He also said at the time he was in the best shape of his life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2682 on: December 26, 2025, 07:15:53 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2683 on: December 26, 2025, 07:36:17 AM »
He should really focus on trying to get 225 for 15 solid reps. Or even 135 for 20 solid reps. I actually don’t think he has cardio to do anything over eight reps. He himself, has said he has trouble counting and loses count

yes, he cant add up his convictions.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2684 on: December 26, 2025, 07:49:05 AM »
I've been watching for a while as I know he will eventually reveal more info about school placements, but I'm so bored of his endless streams of bullshit that I can't be bothered paying attention. He's all over Reddit giving it the big one about his watch collection, being a massive bodybuilder and race-car driver, etc. He's so desperate for validation it's insane.

He's applying to shit-tier online law schools, too.













Love how he's worn a Seiko for years but now he's claiming on Reddit that you couldn't pay him to wear one!















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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2685 on: December 26, 2025, 07:55:29 AM »


Brian humble as always

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2686 on: December 26, 2025, 08:34:22 AM »
 


So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

Well I was really drunk and brought a girl home from the bar the next morning both her and my Rolex were gone I have since learned to avoid alcohol and women of low moral character.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2687 on: December 26, 2025, 08:38:52 AM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

Nah.. "lady of the night" means he met her at night...Hankins semantics wins the day agin.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2688 on: December 26, 2025, 08:44:58 AM »
Should "atrophied right calf" be added to his ailment list?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2689 on: December 26, 2025, 08:45:06 AM »


I hope I can be this modest one day

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2690 on: December 26, 2025, 08:46:19 AM »
I hope I can be this modest one day

I don't think you have it in you, bone.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2691 on: December 26, 2025, 08:51:48 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2692 on: December 26, 2025, 08:51:56 AM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

Fan of horology whoreology indeed.

Also - https://www.reddit.com/r/hallofwatchspecialist/comments/1pv07ck/103k_spent_mid_grades_or_cool/ . Getbig firmly entrenched in his mind. They known he's  poseur.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2693 on: December 26, 2025, 08:53:03 AM »
X2

I wouldn't attempt it. I know it would not be good for me and be a serious risk of injury.

Though he didn't go parallel, he did squat a lot better than I thought he would,  but then again I wouldn't  put it past him to have cheated in some way. I mean don't they have compression body suits? Like a ben h shirt but for squats? His legs are so rickety and his form was WORSE in previous videos with 75% of this weight.

If it's all above board, no cheating, he did better than expected but still extremely stupid ego lifting.

I say encourage him. He might get lucky and wind up like Ronnie, minus any significant bodybuilding victories.

No one is discussing that he clearly has knee sleeves or a suit or both, things that can easily add 30-50 pounds.  I normally would not care, but he does because he claims he didn't need or use them, now we see this

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2694 on: December 26, 2025, 08:58:02 AM »

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50,

I really don't care if you want to white knight him and look past all the real, factual shit he's done.

But just stop with this fucking narrative.  He's been "nearly 50" since he was 45, and he just turned 48.

He's not doing anything remarkable for his age.  He uses "nearly 50" to make anything he does seem somehow better/harder.  It's gaslighting.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2695 on: December 26, 2025, 09:01:46 AM »
Wood Hankins Ferrigno is deaf, and can't hear his watch -

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristopherWard/comments/1pt2qz7/bel_canto_lumi%C3%A8re/ .

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2696 on: December 26, 2025, 09:02:19 AM »
I don't think you have it in you, bone.

*clutches pearls*

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2697 on: December 26, 2025, 09:25:18 AM »
What kinda married man with a kid calls himself a tart?

Such a homo

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2698 on: December 26, 2025, 09:44:49 AM »
This wasnt bhank, not the same physique (eg. obliques, pec shape) and not the same phrasing

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/triple-b-solutions.134403621/page-442#post-2806506

Bhank physique within 24 hrs of 'CJ Taylor' pic
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=673464.msg9609504#msg9609504

Thanks delon.  Congrats on the prestigious Poster of the Year award.  I was going to wait 8 or 9 months to congratulate you as a joke but I feel like I have to say it now.  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2699 on: December 26, 2025, 10:02:50 AM »
rofl @ scholarships to online law schools :D