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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3500 on: March 14, 2026, 05:26:58 AM »
Need to add this to the ever-popular list

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3501 on: March 14, 2026, 06:04:10 AM »
Doesn't tons of GH make you ravenous?  Isn't that the thing, that you can eat any and everything when on it and it all burns away due to the metabolic effects?  Isn't that was he does, tons of GH from specious life extension clinics or shady doctors, and that's why he's lean but eats shit and also trains shit

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3502 on: March 14, 2026, 06:15:33 AM »
Doesn't tons of GH make you ravenous?  Isn't that the thing, that you can eat any and everything when on it and it all burns away due to the metabolic effects?  Isn't that was he does, tons of GH from specious life extension clinics or shady doctors, and that's why he's lean but eats shit and also trains shit

no amount of GH is going to burn off that amount of calories

Hes eating more than Michael Phelps who was in the pool 4 hours a day doing thousands of lengths

Brian dioesnt even workout, he just has a go at some silly lifts every now and again

Hes never posted a decent workout, its just videos of daft, showing off and stupidity, and in all the lifts he looks like a total beginner

Dorain at 300lbs was only eating 6k cals a day and I bet he wasnt eating that every day.
Brains supposed 9k cals is a total fabrication

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3503 on: March 14, 2026, 06:38:22 AM »
Need to add this to the ever-popular list

Ooo this is a big one. Never1Ashow, get it!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3504 on: March 14, 2026, 06:49:59 AM »
“My strength is dramatically improving”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3505 on: March 14, 2026, 07:03:15 AM »
Bhanky's sh*ts must be incredible.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3506 on: March 14, 2026, 07:32:14 AM »
So he wants to drink more coffee at night because he can't sleep in the morning?

What is an "I stick" in terms of butter?

The "2 creatine gummies and 2 magnessium/calcium/Zinc" part was fucking hilarious.  As if it is some hidden clue slipped into the text like from a spy movie.

Don't be afraid of salt even when your resting BP is 175/121

Also, regarding the "hater" post.....I do believe he droned on and on about how there were so many quality restaurants he would be visiting daily. (Delon could find)


He literally never leaves the house, just eats crap and stands in that doorway bending down telling people he is an Aging Warrior

You should be so lucky. Why my house is nice? I bet you drink alcohol fucking jackass. I do plan to go to the O in October and I will spend a couple weeks snowboarding next winter. This summer I will probably take a beach vacation. There is nothing to do here in the winter though which is another reason I am moving to town walking distance from shops and restaurants. Music sports and culture activities. I will leave my house everyday then. Right now I live at the beach and it is winter everything is shut down there isnt shit to do

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youll be doing exactly what you are doing today... sitting at home, high, arguing w guys who clown you all day, everyday



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3507 on: March 14, 2026, 07:45:18 AM »
Doesn't tons of GH make you ravenous?  Isn't that the thing, that you can eat any and everything when on it and it all burns away due to the metabolic effects?  Isn't that was he does, tons of GH from specious life extension clinics or shady doctors, and that's why he's lean but eats shit and also trains shit

Probably also why his resting heart rate is 100+ (that plus the general lack of fitness).

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3508 on: March 14, 2026, 07:52:10 AM »
Bhanky's sh*ts must be incredible.

He is healing his body be nice.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3509 on: March 14, 2026, 08:03:31 AM »
dumb fuck. It is not healthy, that he is not pooping.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3510 on: March 14, 2026, 08:17:04 AM »
no amount of GH is going to burn off that amount of calories

Hes eating more than Michael Phelps who was in the pool 4 hours a day doing thousands of lengths

Brian dioesnt even workout, he just has a go at some silly lifts every now and again

Hes never posted a decent workout, its just videos of daft, showing off and stupidity, and in all the lifts he looks like a total beginner

Dorain at 300lbs was only eating 6k cals a day and I bet he wasnt eating that every day.
Brains supposed 9k cals is a total fabrication
Vic Richards claimed 30,000 calories/day. Hankins has a ways to go.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3511 on: March 14, 2026, 08:21:19 AM »
Ah yes, he still expects giant jumps in strength week to week, despite not handling the  current weight for shit
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3512 on: March 14, 2026, 08:22:49 AM »
Ah yes, he still expects giant jumps in strength week to week, despite not handling the  current weight for shit

Claims he just deadlifted 330 x 10, I said make a video.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3513 on: March 14, 2026, 08:39:31 AM »
Claims he just deadlifted 330 x 10, I said make a video.
Knowing him he did 1 rep a day for ten days

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3514 on: March 14, 2026, 10:12:11 AM »
Brian Hankins is gluttony incarnate. What an absolutely gluttonous pig.

Also a glutenous pig what with his sticky/starchy looking hairline and all the French toast and waffles and carbs he eats.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3515 on: March 14, 2026, 10:24:44 AM »
Claims he just deadlifted 330 x 10, I said make a video.

It will just be ten shaky touch and go hoists.

Then he'll jump to 365, 400 etc and never put in the real work to slowly build up.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3516 on: March 14, 2026, 11:55:16 AM »
It will just be ten shaky touch and go hoists.

Then he'll jump to 365, 400 etc and never put in the real work to slowly build up.

It was high handle which even i can do. Not much of an accomplishment

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3517 on: March 14, 2026, 11:58:17 AM »
It was high handle which even i can do. Not much of an accomplishment

You've accomplished more in the last year than he has in 20.....(nh)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3518 on: March 14, 2026, 12:41:03 PM »
It was high handle which even i can do. Not much of an accomplishment

Oh, my word.

I haven't deadlifted since last March, done lower body since Oct,  and I did 300 x 5 on the high handle fucking around the other day because it was on the bar in the gym and I'm an idiot.

Mr roidboy SHOULD be able to do 400 x 10 easy.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3519 on: March 14, 2026, 02:01:40 PM »
no amount of GH is going to burn off that amount of calories

Hes eating more than Michael Phelps who was in the pool 4 hours a day doing thousands of lengths

Brian dioesnt even workout, he just has a go at some silly lifts every now and again

Hes never posted a decent workout, its just videos of daft, showing off and stupidity, and in all the lifts he looks like a total beginner

Dorain at 300lbs was only eating 6k cals a day and I bet he wasnt eating that every day.
Brains supposed 9k cals is a total fabrication

I think he’s lying too. That and the dislocated shoulders thing are his ways to get attention. Neither are true

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3520 on: March 14, 2026, 02:14:07 PM »
Garbage can body washed down with slush puppy's.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3521 on: March 14, 2026, 02:22:29 PM »
Matt C spillin’ over in prison

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3522 on: March 14, 2026, 02:29:11 PM »
I think he’s lying too. That and the dislocated shoulders thing are his ways to get attention. Neither are true



They dont actually dislocate as in pop out

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3523 on: March 14, 2026, 02:39:03 PM »
Need to add this to the ever-popular list

We have Number 120:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling
119.  4 surgeries this last year
120.  Dislocated both shoulders doing Yoga

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3524 on: March 14, 2026, 04:42:42 PM »
#120 maybe that’s why that turd was calling it Combat yoga