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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4150 on: April 08, 2026, 06:05:27 AM »
no ones mentioned gimmicks since Royalty got fucked off.

Damn, isn't she due back this month?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4151 on: April 08, 2026, 06:26:06 AM »
More victim mentality and martyr complex from douchebag. 

"My chains are broken."

"For too many decades I have allowed these bolts and X-rays and Doctor’s to chain me down and limit my true potential."

Another gem : He is doing a high-rep push up program to really get blood and nutrients deep into the tendon.  Being that the pec tendon is typically about 5 - 6mm and average triceps tendon is 8 - 10mm....and tendons don't have a rich blood supply....you aren't pushing blood anywhere.  They get 'nutrients' through perfusion.  Tendons strengthen via loading.  But hey, he should know this already being that he reads every medical study

that torn it....


literally.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4152 on: April 08, 2026, 10:38:30 AM »
Damn, isn't she due back this month?
The mental hospital probably has to OK it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4153 on: April 08, 2026, 12:31:27 PM »
More victim mentality and martyr complex from douchebag. 

"My chains are broken."

"For too many decades I have allowed these bolts and X-rays and Doctor’s to chain me down and limit my true potential."

Another gem : He is doing a high-rep push up program to really get blood and nutrients deep into the tendon.  Being that the pec tendon is typically about 5 - 6mm and average triceps tendon is 8 - 10mm....and tendons don't have a rich blood supply....you aren't pushing blood anywhere.  They get 'nutrients' through perfusion.  Tendons strengthen via loading.  But hey, he should know this already being that he reads every medical study


He is such an excuse factory. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4154 on: April 08, 2026, 12:34:01 PM »
Just a hunch, but I am thinking Bhankorrhoids decided to go to Southwestern Law School.   

https://www.swlaw.edu/

- 100% online

- ABA accredited


He is never going to graduate law school or pass the  bar exam. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4155 on: April 08, 2026, 03:12:13 PM »

He is such an excuse factory.

Excuses?

Look at how much he’s overcome to be a world class athlete!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4156 on: April 08, 2026, 03:55:42 PM »
Excuses?

Look at how much he’s overcome to be a world class athlete!

I don’t know Dave, the vomiting 8 gallons of black bile seems a bit exaggerated.

I’m certain NASA is studying his son as we speak.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4157 on: April 08, 2026, 03:58:20 PM »
Excuses?

Look at how much he’s overcome to be a world class athlete!

Trainer/coach of world champions as well.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4158 on: April 08, 2026, 04:09:42 PM »
I don’t know Dave, the vomiting 8 gallons of black bile seems a bit exaggerated.

I’m certain NASA is studying his son as we speak.

He may be an alien human hybrid?  That would explain a lot.

Trainer/coach of world champions as well.

Great point!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4159 on: April 08, 2026, 04:16:39 PM »
Excuses?

Look at how much he’s overcome to be a world class athlete!

Sword class.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4160 on: April 08, 2026, 05:06:44 PM »
Sword class.

He will use his tummy stick to fight any man to the death.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4161 on: April 08, 2026, 07:14:57 PM »
He may be an alien human hybrid?  That would explain a lot.

Great point!

He could hop off the couch and squat 450 lbs full-depth any time he wants to.

Learned calculus in one evening.

Day traded on an eight figure trading account.

Pinned an Olympic champion wrestler.

Normal Getbiggers cannot fathom the sheer awesomeness of the Hanky as you peel back the onion.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4162 on: April 08, 2026, 07:35:49 PM »
Bhanky should take over for those Dos Equis commercials.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

I am going to make his protein and collagen coffee right now.

I’ve never been stronger and my skin looks fantastic.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4163 on: April 08, 2026, 08:51:27 PM »
He could hop off the couch and squat 450 lbs full-depth any time he wants to.

Learned calculus in one evening.

Day traded on an eight figure trading account.

Pinned an Olympic champion wrestler.

Normal Getbiggers cannot fathom the sheer awesomeness of the Hanky as you peel back the onion.

He wrote mathematical equations that broke excel.

He broke a strict curl world record in a weight class he was too light for.

He rode a Vespa through the ghettos of Brooklyn.

His father was an uncredited  Rhodes scholar.

His mother was the first woman professor at a very prestigious institution of learning, this was after she worked as a flight attendant of some sort.

This movie material. A man who’s yet to be 50 could have three films made of his life.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4164 on: April 08, 2026, 08:58:24 PM »
He will use his tummy stick to fight any man to the death.

Probably no shortage of lads on this site who would be up for a good bout of tummy sticks. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4165 on: April 08, 2026, 10:41:06 PM »
He lived on hot dogs as a kid so that he and his family could afford to ski the Swiss Alps like most other poverty stricken families in America.  ;D

It was a hard knock life for Hanky!

Let`s give him a bit more credit where it`s due....he didn`t just teach himself calculus in one evening,he did it while drinking a six pack of beer. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4166 on: April 08, 2026, 10:52:16 PM »
He lived on hot dogs as a kid so that he and his family could afford to ski the Swiss Alps like most other poverty stricken families in America.  ;D

It was a hard knock life for Hanky!

Let`s give him a bit more credit where it`s due....he didn`t just teach himself calculus in one evening,he did it while drinking a six pack of beer.

Wes, you are correct about the beer, although I do think the Hankins family skied in Aspen, not the Swiss Alps.

The guy is the absolute epitome of a bullshit artist.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4167 on: April 08, 2026, 11:14:07 PM »
Wes, you are correct about the beer, although I do think the Hankins family skied in Aspen, not the Swiss Alps.

The guy is the absolute epitome of a bullshit artist.


I wholeheartedly agree Les !




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4168 on: April 09, 2026, 05:49:14 AM »
He lived on hot dogs as a kid so that he and his family could afford to ski the Swiss Alps like most other poverty stricken families in America.  ;D

It was a hard knock life for Hanky!

Let`s give him a bit more credit where it`s due....he didn`t just teach himself calculus in one evening,he did it while drinking a six pack of beer. 



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4169 on: April 09, 2026, 05:49:51 AM »
Wes, you are correct about the beer, although I do think the Hankins family skied in Aspen, not the Swiss Alps.

The guy is the absolute epitome of a bullshit artist.

Bhanky did say the Alps.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4170 on: April 09, 2026, 06:26:23 AM »
What abut the Mexican serial killers he beat up in prison even though he has no criminal convictions?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4171 on: April 09, 2026, 06:38:40 AM »
The only consistency he has is, no matter where he goes, physically or digitally, there's conflict.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4172 on: April 09, 2026, 07:20:54 AM »
He was also sponsored by a bodybuilding clothing company (by Coach for a few brief minutes until the fajita farts wore off)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4173 on: April 09, 2026, 07:26:43 AM »
The best part of that coffee is the consistency and taste.

Im aiming for 6 cups today.

I think I am a hyper responder too  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4174 on: April 09, 2026, 07:38:16 AM »
He was also sponsored by a bodybuilding clothing company (by Coach for a few brief minutes until the fajita farts wore off)

That was a great Hankins moment. Coach was quick to clear that up.