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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5000 on: July 12, 2026, 06:54:01 PM »
I like that Hankins has his own definition of “natural”,  and even though he’s using hormones “ for a little something extra” in his mind it’s the same as eating hamburger, but I don’t understand why he isn’t eating hamburger instead of breaking the law?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5001 on: July 12, 2026, 07:12:03 PM »
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Has size queen Spaulding again become disillusioned with a shrinking Wood Hankins?

Is that picture pre-pec tear surgery or recent?  Jesus it looks as bad or worse than ever.

He’ll have a dent in his head from Lawbreakers to go with it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5002 on: July 12, 2026, 07:23:04 PM »
Has Bhanks gotten on the retatrutide train yet? If not he should, take those shreds to the next level! You can never be too lean :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5003 on: July 12, 2026, 07:31:45 PM »
Is that picture pre-pec tear surgery or recent?  Jesus it looks as bad or worse than ever.

He’ll have a dent in his head from Lawbreakers to go with it.

Last few days, looks bad, like it never had work done.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5004 on: July 12, 2026, 10:11:02 PM »
Last few days, looks bad, like it never had work done.

HIs head is Gigantic!  Huge target in a boxing ring, sure to get Clegg-bombed.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5005 on: July 12, 2026, 11:09:07 PM »
He is on Facebook just battling with people non stop, the same way he did here and probably multiple other sites as well.  He’s gotta be going on what, nearly 2 decades of internet fighting.  It’s the only thing he hasn’t quit at.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5006 on: Today at 12:08:25 AM »
So he's still deluded and still refuses to believe you can have abs and a distended gut

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5007 on: Today at 12:55:17 AM »
Take away all the drugs and he'd look like nothing.

Anyone looking at his photos can see he's full of drugs with a head about to explode.

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« Reply #5008 on: Today at 05:16:29 AM »
So he's still deluded and still refuses to believe you can have abs and a distended gut

He’s online this morning - responding to the thread.

He’s officially gone off the deep end.

Brian is delusional- his gut relaxed is close to 45 inches we have all seen it.

Notice, how his squat quest has taken a back seat? He was squating everday at one point.
I’m guessing the match stick legs are shrivelled and atrophied


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5009 on: Today at 05:52:18 AM »
He is on Facebook just battling with people non stop, the same way he did here and probably multiple other sites as well.  He’s gotta be going on what, nearly 2 decades of internet fighting.  It’s the only thing he hasn’t quit at.

How on earth has he not been banned there yet?  The standards are much less forgiving than here.

Here is the true Hankins, probably Spaulding will post this there soon.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5010 on: Today at 06:40:07 AM »
That is 100% on brand for Hankins.

Every single bodybuilding contest he entered a few years back it was always the same thing. About a week or tso before the show he would post about some random illness...

"Woke up sick today. Lost 18 pounds overnight"

"Arm is hurting.  Might have torn a muscle. Can't train arms"

"Threw up all day yesterday. Can't keep anything down. Too weak to train"

I don't recall the exact excuses but it was always something so he'd have a built in excuse if he looked like shit or quit mid-contest.

He also has a bunch of excuses after he fails. Blamed getbig a few times for stressing him out. He blamed being unable to navigate or scroll or something on the computer for failing his law exam. Blamed the ref in the Clegg fight for him quitting on the stool. Many such cases

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5011 on: Today at 07:18:13 AM »
If not for Getbig, Bhanky would have a happy life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5012 on: Today at 11:39:36 AM »
If not for Getbig, Bhanky would have a happy life.

his FB is full of getbig posts  ???

Oh, and he claims hes going to law school in the fall... ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5013 on: Today at 11:42:39 AM »
his FB is full of getbig posts  ???

Oh, and he claims hes going to law school in the fall... ::)

He is addicted to Getbig and it's our fault,

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5014 on: Today at 12:28:36 PM »
Getbig just can’t quit him!

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« Reply #5015 on: Today at 01:09:00 PM »
The haters are out, but he can’t be stopped.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EUwWbAY6W/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5016 on: Today at 01:40:21 PM »
The haters are out, but he can’t be stopped.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EUwWbAY6W/?mibextid=wwXIfr
LMAO @ the comments !!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5017 on: Today at 01:51:52 PM »
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Natural eye bags or caught the beats?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5018 on: Today at 02:22:44 PM »
The haters are out, but he can’t be stopped.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EUwWbAY6W/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Looks drugged out of his mind.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5019 on: Today at 02:36:16 PM »
Take away all the drugs and he'd look like nothing.

Anyone looking at his photos can see he's full of drugs with a head about to explode.

Reposts as they seem apropos...
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5020 on: Today at 02:45:15 PM »
Wait.. fit over 50?  Isn't he still south of that.  Scandalous fraudster, arrest him!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5021 on: Today at 02:46:09 PM »
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Natural eye bags or caught the beats?

Its a good question. I noticed this a few years back with him.

My guesses are, he's tried some kind of cosmetic surgery,  something minor like botox or something. That wouldn't account for the bags under the eyes though, but definitely the raised lumps above his cheekbones.

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2. Shooting so much crap, pain killers, recreational stuff,  sarms, peptides etc.... its starting to show In his head from excessive blood pressure.

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3. Whatever stimulants he's using, thermogenics, or metabolics to keep lean is preventing him from sleeping.
Id be willing to bet this asshole has no estrogen whatsoever,  unaware of the dangers of that, probably uses Lasix  for NO reason whatsoever., stimulants and gear, especially peptides and sarms keep him lean, but his cortisol is through the roof and probably goes days without sleep.

3 would explain why he's such a delusional fuckwad.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5022 on: Today at 02:55:47 PM »
Its a good question. I noticed this a few years back with him.

My guesses are, he's tried some kind of cosmetic surgery,  something minor like botox or something. That wouldn't account for the bags under the eyes though, but definitely the raised lumps above his cheekbones.

Or

2. Shooting so much crap, pain killers, recreational stuff,  sarms, peptides etc.... its starting to show In his head from excessive blood pressure.

Or

3. Whatever stimulants he's using, thermogenics, or metabolics to keep lean is preventing him from sleeping.
Id be willing to bet this asshole has no estrogen whatsoever,  unaware of the dangers of that, probably uses Lasix  for NO reason whatsoever., stimulants and gear, especially peptides and sarms keep him lean, but his cortisol is through the roof and probably goes days without sleep.

3 would explain why he's such a delusional fuckwad.

Raised bumps would be dermal fillers, not botox. He probably does both though. Those are nothing if he’s willing to get transplant a fruity weave or a blonde basket on his head

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5023 on: Today at 03:17:11 PM »
Wait.. fit over 50?  Isn't he still south of that.  Scandalous fraudster, arrest him!

He's been "almost 50" for like years now.

He uses it to try to get credibility.

They think he's 48.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5024 on: Today at 03:34:42 PM »
He's been "almost 50" for like years now.

He uses it to try to get credibility.

They think he's 48.
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