Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Rambone]

Stupid hater trying to bring down the mood and shit in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[WrongAdvices]

10 hours driving from Durham to Springfield Mass. Is he on the road now back to NC?  Can’t imagine the stench in that car.

[Rambone]

10 hours driving from Durham to Springfield Mass. Is he on the road now back to NC?  Can’t imagine the stench in that car.

Did he drive the entire way? Why was he on the bridge by Staten Island? Or was that just a pic to throw us off 

[ThisisOverload]

$20 says that blue undershirt has a superman logo on it.

[YLLSHTH]

$20 says that blue undershirt has a superman logo on it.

 

[rocket]

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One thing that gets me about bhanks is that he really does embody that multi personality, sociopath trait where they look like completely different people, depending on the character they want to portray. 

Like that one is clearly "bright eyed and bushy tailed new law student", but he also has been interchangeably running "25 year lawyer shark" pics this week, too. 

"…there is an idea of a Brian Hankins, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there"

[LMV]

Hahahaha

i wonder if there's a box of chocolate in that bag

[Rambone]

[chaos]

$20 says that blue undershirt has a superman logo on it.

[BigRo]

Brian is back to his adolescent ways on the gym rats forum now the suits are off.

[BB]

$20 says that blue undershirt has a superman logo on it.

Jeez, I'm not taking that bet.  "Mommy Em, let me buy the jacket, it matches my Superman shirt". I can see it.

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Brian is back to his adolescent ways on the gym rats forum now the suits are off.

Those Zoom law school classes will probably be the best, and we won't see them . Shaking, crab shots to intimidate the other students, proffees, Duke barking in the background.

[joswift]

Brian is back to his adolescent ways on the gym rats forum now the suits are off.

Imagine if he really was at a real law school what they would make of his shirtless antics

Hes like a fucking teenager

[Rambone]

The silence from Josh is deafening!

[Soul Crusher]

Brian is back to his adolescent ways on the gym rats forum now the suits are off.

Obviously contracts, property, torts, criminal law, etc are not top of mind for hanky.   Em must be so proud of her studious husband having spent a week driving to Mass to only go back to GB wars and posing online for other men. 

Hanky -  quit you moron!!!   You are wasting time and money and resources on this ridiculous quest. 

Go back to Home Depot. 

[joswift]

Obviously contracts, property, torts, criminal law, etc are not top of mind for hanky.   Em must be so proud of her studious husband having spent a week driving to Mass to only go back to GB wars and posing online for other men. 

Hanky -  quit you moron!!!   You are wasting time and money and resources on this ridiculous quest. 

Go back to Home Depot.

I bet his law books havent even been opened yet

[Soul Crusher]

I bet his law books havent even been opened yet

I offered to help him.    but whatever- he can flounder for years in his delusional psychosis for everyones' entertainment for all we care.     

[joswift]

I offered to help him.    but whatever- he can flounder for years in his delusional psychosis for everyones' entertainment for all we care.   

he thinks he knows better than the professors already, he has no respect for anyone

He probbaly thinks his wife is a dumbass and cant teach him anything about law.

We know shes not dumb and is just waiting for Brians mum to croak so she will get everything hes got .
I guess its why she doesnt discourage his social media profiles anymore, all evidence that hes unhinged when she files for divorce

[webstar]

Looks like he is on the way back home.

Idiot, showed up in a suit for orientation week.

[Lartinos]

When I went to a SUNY school in the earlier 00’s there would be these strange moments where you’d hear like a 90 year old man in the back say something.

Apparently they let really old people in for free to take the classes, but they didn’t graduate and weren’t real students there.

Brian is just like that except he does have to pay.

[Soul Crusher]

he thinks he knows better than the professors already, he has no respect for anyone

He probbaly thinks his wife is a dumbass and cant teach him anything about law.

We know shes not dumb and is just waiting for Brians mum to croak so she will get everything hes got .
I guess its why she doesnt discourage his social media profiles anymore, all evidence that hes unhinged when she files for divorce

He is her cross to bare sadly.    She deserved better, just as everyone else did.   

[Soul Crusher]

he thinks he knows better than the professors already, he has no respect for anyone

He probbaly thinks his wife is a dumbass and cant teach him anything about law.

We know shes not dumb and is just waiting for Brians mum to croak so she will get everything hes got .
I guess its why she doesnt discourage his social media profiles anymore, all evidence that hes unhinged when she files for divorce

Poor thing thought she could save or rehabilitate this fool.   She tried everything but its impossible with someone like Hanky.   His entire existence - not a single friend, not a single connection, not a single person he has been able to maintain a friendship with.    And with his delusional and retarded and crazy pot infected mind, he never connects that fact with that he and he alone of the architect of his own FNG daily misery at 48 YO.   

[keanu]

Poor thing thought she could save or rehabilitate this fool.   She tried everything but its impossible with someone like Hanky.   

   How many divorces does Em have? Some people are attracted to toxic men. The few times she has posted on social media, she clearly thinks he's retarded. In his own words she 'tolerates ' him so the marriage is already on the rocks. Brian's ex who he allegedly beat regularly and refused to help ended up murdered and burnt to a crisp. I really hope EM comes out of this and doesn't deal with the same nonsense.

[Grape Ape]

i wonder if there's a box of chocolate in that bag

This deserves recognition.

[Rambone]

This deserves recognition.

Totally. That made me burst out laughing.

[joswift]

The silence from Josh is deafening!

hes very busy behind the scenes...